Why aren't you vegan yet, corpse eater?

It's kind of funny when you think about it, because people like you are more of an animal than most humans are.

There is no such thing as a true vegan.

Even toothpaste contains dead animal bones.

I'm not religious.

You're a horrible "person"

because I enjoy food and could never resign myself to 1/5 of the edible food available on earth

Vegans indirectly kill more animals compared to omnivore humans.

[Citation needed]

Someone's gotta eat all these animals.

Because I like to eat meat.

I'm still in a dream... CORPSE EATER!

produce kills more animals by virtue of bugs, field mice, rabbits, and the sort than the meat industry does

But I am.

Today I'm having 3-bean soup with corn, scallion, white onion, and cabbage along with a roma tomato on the side and vegan chocolate cake for dessert.

linkedin.com/pulse/confusion-veganism-luis-ampuero

i find meat and meat consumption in credibly erotic

this, nobody was ever able to proove to me why animals should have rights in the first place beyond they suffer too.
Humans dont have rights in the first place because we suffer, w have right to ensure we are equal, im not equal to a cow. If i was equal to a cow the cow would have the right to free education and to collect wellfare

>vegan
>frogposter
This is why we need to nuke the coasts.

I got so hard from being called a "corpse eater", I could never give that up.

Because corpses are delicious.

Because I don't want to cripple my life quality for a false sense of superiority

no one cares about animal welfare except for peta and even they kill animals.

I'm not vegan because it is an arbitrary and unnatural restriction.

In before "kill yourself"x100

Because Vegan Gains and Freely the Banana girl are horrible examples of how vegans are.

because science has shown that you receive the strength and power form whatever you kill and eat.

enjoy being as strong as a lentil.

Don't forget courage, rich and tasty courage.

>Why aren't you vegan yet, corpse eater?
>tfw this argument dies once cultured meat is readily available
it'll be glorious

Vegan food starts to get boring after a while. I already don't eat dairy and rarely eat eggs, which are certainly the worst of animal products.

What's wrong with eggs? No harm to the animal and they are the most nutritious thing you can eat.

Eggs are only "nutritious" in terms of their micronutrient profile if you eat fuckloads of yolks... which you shouldn't be doing because (a) 75% of the calories are from fat, with 25% from saturated fat and (b) yolk is full of cholesterol (inb4 linking me to meme studies). So most plant-based foods are vastly superior by comparison. Eggs aren't "the most nutritious thing you can eat", even among animal foods that would probably be liver or fish, although plants like spinach blow all of those away.

I like meat.

>Eggs are only "nutritious" in terms of their micronutrient profile
So very nutritious?

>(a) 75% of the calories are from fat
Fat being the most important energy source

> meme studies
I will ignore this and hope you are not trolling

>plants like spinach
Jesus, are you aware how much spinach (or any plant) you would have to eat to be comparable to an egg?

Sorry to ask, I thought I was conversing with a sane human. Not a retarded cow.

Do humans even really care about the well being of other humans? The fact that war has been a part of human civilization since before recorded history points to this. So why the fuck should we care about species we deem less than

>fat being the most important energy source

Literally wrong on every level

>I will ignore science because im an anti science cuck who buys into meme diets

You're stupid

>Jesus, are you aware how much spinach (or any plant) you would have to eat to be comparable to an egg?
Not a lot over the course of a day unless you eat an unhealthy diet, which you clearly do. Fatmasters actually think a pound of vegetables is an inordinate amount to consume in a main course. Enjoy your heart attack

All of this was funny, but 'Fatmasters' made me actually lol. I could likely crush you in one hand, a pound of veg is a breakfast.

that doesn't sound good

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so you arent vegan

rapeable, I could do better though.

I'm male, alpha, and I lift.

Enjoy your garbage tier food. The only valid excuse for not eating meat and drinking alcohol is that you are a woman or poor.

why are both sides of the spectrum so fucking retarded?

>if you eat meat you're a terrible human being with no morals and should probably be locked up

>if you're a vegetarian you're a literal cuckold beta permavirgin hipster subhuman

t. trogodyte

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kill yourself you fucking faggots. honestly, just do it. pull the fucking trigger. this board doesn't need your shitposting

Shut up, pussy

>His woman doesn't eat meat

You sound like a pussy, probably snack on yer maws pish flaps

You don't have m8s, do you?

I'd rather eat corpses, dirt hound.

I enjoy shooting animals. And to eat them makes it so much better. Its like shooting a salad.

Why did you add that image? Did you think it was cool? If you did, I hate to tell you, it is not. Stop doing that, I honestly feel embarrassed for you. I'm shitposting on a cooking board and I still hate you.

Shooting and eating is fine, I think OPs bait was about meat you can't control.

Why are you so mad? Is it because your """"""lifestyle""""""" has left you feeling alone and isolated, that you have to freak out in order to get a (you) from another human being so that you don't feel so painfully alone?

Would you like to talk about it?

But I am. My diet consists of a wide variety of vegetables, whole grains, legumes, dairy products from ethically raised (and usually grass fed) animals, seafood (other than critically endangered fish like bluefin tuna), and fresh eggs from chickens that don't live in battery cages.

I also get more than half my dietary protein from dairy, eggs, and plant proteins, rather than a large heap of shit-tier CAFO burgermeat like most of you. I eat steak a few times a year. I buy a lot of cuts of meat that would make most of you make loud gagging noises.

This, logically, makes me a vegan extremist, a member of PETA, and completely hostile to the American way of life (most likely, I have never even set foot here).

I hate saying this but that is classic projection. I'm fine m8, I'm here to talk if you want to though. You seem mad.

>but I am

But you're not

You still support the slaughter of animals and environmental degradation, which affects everything

What part of "no boneless skinless chicken breast" don't you understand, bloodmouth?

This. If you buy anything, including vegan items, from a person who then uses that money to buy animal products, you are not vegan.

I buy everything directly from the farmers. Preferably woman and minority-owned independent small farms, but I am not above doing business with whites as long as they are sufficiently hippie looking.

Hory sheet!

What part of cows and crabs still being slaughtered because you're addicted to slobbering meat in your face don't you understand?

What part of the unsustainable practices don't you understand?

beat me to it

>buying
>using money

>"But I am."

>"I eat steak a few times a year."

>

If you are going to use a name at least try to make good bait.

Because a man held me at gunpoint before tripping on an exposed tree root. Plants are holy.

faggots keep using coloured charcoal to write GO VEGAN

Why would you waste HDD space on a picture of retarded suburbanites attempting to be "country"?

vegetables are probably just as bad as what you think meat is nowadays

you're probably eating man made factory vegetables unless you grow them yourself

did you not learn in school that plants are alive too.

because i love when people call me corpse eater, sounds so bad ass to me

Because I enjoy eating corpses of dead animals.

Deal with it.

>Deal with it.

Thanks tumblr. As usual you make a solid argument.

if that anons a tumblr

then wtf does that make your faggot plant eating ass!?!? 9gag cunt