Ha ha noob mistake. Good thing ive been doing this job for the last fifteen years, am somehow considered great at it, yet still pull off this boneheaded shit.
Oh also, its mothers day tomorrow, the busiest day of the year for my restaurant and now I gotta do it on a gimped fucking finger!
Eli Lopez
I wish my blood was raspberry-rhubarb colored too.
Juan Diaz
Shit happens. Bandage it and keep working.
Samuel Harris
Oh, and I did it while dicing green peppers, something I've done thousands of times.
Matthew Price
Veeky Forums is a safe space for you personal blog. Tell us more about the incident, please?
Jayden Barnes
Hi please use a spoiler tag and trigger warnings before posting gore or any nsfw content. Your post has been reported to the hotpockets.
Brayden Stewart
I did this while cutting carrots. Couldn't play my guitar for months :
Evan Sanders
Snort some more coke so you can't feel the pain. Signed- Front of the House
Dylan Cox
Oh no white man can't play acoustic guitar at parties! Who will play smoke on the water now!
Bentley Anderson
Dropped a knife accidentally two weeks ago and tried to catch it as it was falling. It didn't go well.
Leo Hernandez
A month ago I was putting together a share and gashed my finger on a metal edge after an unfortunate hand slip.
Shit healed up but I have a long bump going across my finger that I assume is bone or something.. Finger works fine and I just try to ignore it since it doesn't actually hurt..
Ethan Sullivan
How am I supposed to sing stairway to heaven out of tune now?
Charles Murphy
>dirt under fingernails serves you right
Zachary Miller
>works in restaurant preparing food >green crud under fingernails
disgusting
David Young
This.
Lucas Rivera
>be me >make sushi for 5 years >left hand is 70% scar tissue now
Brayden Lewis
jelly gook detected
Dylan Foster
>working restaurants
Bruh just get a good job and make food at home fuck that shit
Juan Jenkins
>be me >have basic motor skill >don't cut my hand open like a fucking feeb
I'm amazed you people can wipe yourselves sometimes.
Oliver Thompson
you're kind of a shithead aren't you
Joseph Williams
I agree, if by "shithead" you mean "bang on the dollar."
Adrian Reed
Looks more like you were shaving deli meats and got too confident. Good job keeping your knife extra sharp.