For me, it's the drums

for me, it's the drums.

sure, the flats have more meat and they're easier to eat. but there's something appealing about eating little drum sticks.

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hot wings

I don't like their cartilidge distribution. Flats are fun as fuck to scrape clean, which, let's be honest, is 90% of why we eat wings.

I love chewing off the huge chunk of cartilage. So crunchy.

Flats all the way. I hate it when I order or open a package of wings and it's mostly drummettes.

Not quite. 100% of why I eat wings is because Sanjay and Craig is my fave cartoon.

>flats
>easier to eat
You have to rip away the smaller bone with your mouth if you wanna eat them one-handed, so you can get at the bulk of the meat easier.

GOTTA have my drums

makes me feel like a caveman

Flats are juicier and more satisfying to eat. Flats are more expensive when bought separately for this reason.

No you don't. Pinch it at the end with one hand, place the other end against your plate, and push down. The meat slides all the way down and you just eat it right off the end of the bones.

>flats

They're wings you dumb limey cunts

A demonstration: youtube.com/watch?v=9OvLhPHOO0g&t=60s

Are you just pretending to be retarded or are you really this stupid?

They're the wing portion

Drums are inferior because of that one little strip of rubbery meat or cartilage that's glued to the bone and sticking straight up. All the rest of the meat comes clean off, and that tough little shit just stays there staring back at you like it's taunting you.

You. You're my new friend.

Fuck off barneyfag

Yes, just like the part stretching from your elbow to your wrist is the arm portion.

I'm guessing you never earned a high school diploma. Or went to high school in the first place.

Calm your autism bro

If I'm just eating some delicious buffalo wings I prefer the flats, but I don't hate drums. But if I made / ordered some really hot shit I rip all the meat off the bones before I eat anyways so it doesn't matter.

when you order 100 wings for a party, despite there being a 50/50 split, there is a reason you are left with 20 flats as leftovers

nobody wants that shit. Go tip your fedora somewhere else.

I will gladly swoop in and nab all of those flats

My mom prefers flats, I don't really care. I've noticed that some drumsticks are mostly cartilage (which I don't mind chewing on, unlike 90% of people I know) and flats are moister.

I'll tell you what I do: I eat my wings with my family, then I clean up their bones while scolding them for being pussy ass wasteful people. I can easily get another 3-5 wings from the meat people leave behind.

Flats if I'm alone. Drums if I'm not. You gotta go savage on the flats or they're no fun.

flats are my favorite to eat, if cooked right, it's just beautiful.

you mean roll your fat ass in and nab all those flats?

Flats are too messy in most circumstances.

>unclean bones

Truly the worst. These are the fags who grab the most wings and eat 60% of them.

Caught me!

No I ordered BUFFALO wings

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>muh nice, rich sauce

I haven't had wings for a while. I think I'll have some for dins tonight

Gonna get some wings tonight. What app should I get with them?

>not just making your own

This thread had the same effect on me. Gonna grill 'em for a few mins just to crisp the skin and bake. I want to fry, but I'm trying to be a bit more healthy yet. Need to decide if I want a milder sauce or hot sauce though.

what is wrong with this guy?

>having to essentially make a flat a drum in order to eat it
>easier

Who /cartilage eater/ here? If you're a faggot that doesn't strip that shit down to the pure bone, you should end yourself.

OOoooo watch out for this BADASS

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Shut up nigger dick

I don't bother with wings or legs, those are good for making broth and that's about it. Too much mess and too little meat to eat right off the bone Breasts and thighs are where it's at.

Dubs for absolute faggotry?

My mom does this, just sucks on the fucking thing and throws it out.

5 bags of popcorn

>all servers are fluent in winglish

It's not even close to being the same. Different process, different bite, different texture. A drum you have to gnaw and suck on like you're going down on some loser's tiny dick. A flat is done in one smooth motion, and you finish with clean bones.

There was this chick in college that always went to Wing Night with the floor and she would eat flats in the most seductive way possible; her tongue would just work it's way all through the bone and when it slipped between the two bones I swear to god it was the sexiest thing I've ever seen in my life. Anyways, drums because I hoped that by leaving more flats in the pile there would be a higher chance for her to felate one.

I like the whole wing kept intact.

Just because nobody had posted it yet. My favorite way to enjoy flats

Same here. Love grilling wings

>whole wings

I've had this a few times before, they're tricky to eat one handed.

The local wing joint here serves the flat and the drum together.

I prefer it that way. I like to fight with me food.

Disgusting as fuck acne...

YESH

They're also hot college chicks who dresses slutty during summer

All flats, extra crispy and naked. hot sauce and bleu on the side. The cooks probably hate me, but whatevs

Eyyyy I got a lol outta that

The flats are even the better meat bro, just come on do the right thing already.

Well I'm sorry to hear that.
Because now, I will snatch every motherfucker flat.

No, fuck you. DON'T do the right thing, leave those delicious flats for me.