What should I eat when I have pants shitting diarrhea style flu?
What should I eat when I have pants shitting diarrhea style flu?
Pedialite, broth, and saltines
Taco bell
flu medicine
Try ginseng root, cinnamon, cayenne pepper, turmeric, berries, cloves, strawberries, raw honey, raw garlic, spinach, onions, and ginger.
- hot chocolate pudding
- soup, any kind
- oranges, tons of oranges
Might seem unintuitive but you have to make up for all the liquid you shart out. Avoid heavy food. Also for the sake of your ass try to clean it with the shower head or at least baby wipes.
BRAT diet may not be the most effective, but it works
my mom taught me about BRAT
bananas, rice, applesauce, toast
as far as the diarrhea is concerned, I always noticed people referencing to dark chocolate, probably somewhere around the 75%+ mark
as far as the flu goes, just eat a lot of goddamn vegetables and drink shitloads of water
Consult a registered/professional nutritionist/dietician.
>pants shitting
opiates
>flu
cocaine
>Also for the sake of your ass try to clean it with the shower head or at least baby wipes.
THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING. You will rub that shit raw with toilet paper and you will regret it.
2 tsb nutmeg helps calm the stomach. Maybe 3 if you're really sick.
Doesn't that give you a miserable, shitty high?
drink 2 bottles of red wine. repeat for 3 days. sorted
water and saltines
watermelon. It has vit C, is alkaline so won't be bad for your stomach.
Bananas and Gatorade helped me through some tough shit
Yeah, it's very shitty and lasts way too long. Not recommended.
Make a salad out of everything on the right side of the OP image, and drink lots of vodka.
I saw what you did there
you can eat?
Mexican or Indian food really help when i'm sick.
>mfw people DONT KNOW HOW TO WIPE THEIR ASS
>berries
>strawberries
are you trolling or trying to get OP even more sick ???
I had a 2 days explosive continuous diarrhea once because of a nasty bacteria. Apart from the anti diarrhetic medicine, he told me to eat salty bred, noodles and drink water, and cola ( the cola thing surprised me ) and avoid fancy stuff, no fruits or vegetables or spices until i could shit properly.
*he, the doctor
Well, to be fair, strawberries are actually legumes