Normal person
>tomato
>croissant
>coffee
>beer
>broccoli
>lasagne
American
>TUHMAYTUH
>CWA-SEANT
>CAAAAH-FEEEE
>BUIEEAR
>BHRAACALI
>LUZAHN-YUH
Why?
Normal person
Kayden Barnes
Sebastian Evans
>American
You mean Southerner. Actual Americans hate them as well.
Jason Scott
>You mean Southerner
This
My favorite is eye-talian
Asher Turner
Except your pronunciations of croissant and lasagna are actually closer to correct here than whatever you're saying.
Creh-sant is wrong. Crah-sawnt is closer to the French word.
Lah-sahn-ya is pretty much dead balls on.
Either way, this thread is garbage.
Carter Green
Most of the world's English speaking population is in the United States.
Dylan Morales
This is news to me. Other than you, I've never seen anyone spell these words in such a manner.
Ian Bell
Southerner here, nobody down here talks like that. Meanwhile, you guys have your Boston accents, your Jersey accents, your New York accents. Can barely understand the tripe coming out of their mouths.
Xavier Ortiz
I'm thinking more baaah-sten
Lucas Rivera
Veeky Forums's rampant shitposting never fails to surprise me. This place is fucking /r9k/ with food
John Martin
USA has the most English speakers in the country, but most of the English speaking population do not live in the USA.
Brayden Edwards
Because you're used to it.
Anthony Murphy
nobody ever says, or has ever said "eye-talian" in the south
John Phillips
american here
i'll rape your fucking dick hole you french faggot. get cucked by the islamic bull.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Xavier Mitchell
one of those reads more like an east coast accent
also
>foreigners jealous of our gentle Southern drawls luring all your women away
Julian Jenkins
Normal person
>i'll rape your fucking dick hole you french faggot. get cucked by the islamic bull.
American
>AH GUN GON RAYUP YER FUGEN DIOCK HAWL YOOO FU-REANCH FEAGGAT, GIT KEKED BAH THE IUSLAMIC BOUULL
Jaxson Watson
>You mean Southerner. Actual Americans hate them as well.
We hate you limp wristed faggot yankees down here t.bh bro
Isaiah Hall
this is how you pronounce all these things OP. Are you autistic?
Evan Jones
It's more like a version of /int/ that revolves entirely around bullying Americans. Even the Americans here are constantly shitting on each other
Jacob Gonzalez
Dude, such an awesome post. I'm going to masturbate now.
Anthony Watson
Regional dialects, most countries have it. I don't assume all British speak cockney.
Cooper Parker
Maybe it's a regional thing, but I'm born and raised in Arizona and the only pronunciation that I even come close to in OP's post is maybe lasagne.
Jeremiah Jenkins
because you have only heard an east coast accent apparently. that one looks like boston kinda.
we have scores of regional accents. can't stereotype it really.
Thomas Wright
...
Parker Miller
>Even the Americans here are constantly shitting on each other
It's in fact mostly Americans. Most threads which begin with the infamous "Do Americans really" are started by Americans in order to meta-shitpost.
Camden Campbell
Normal person
>allahu ackbar
American
>hello, I'm not a Muslim
Adam Parker
Southerners go to hell Sherman's March to the Sea best day of my life.
Chase Wright
and most of the spanish speakers too, how special
Oliver Hall
>European
Christian Gray
OP if you don't go weak at the knees for a California valley accent you're a fuckin poof. Also while sucking American dick I'd like to mention I heard yanks going apeshit over buffalo wings with blue cheese sauce, I tried it some weeks ago and it was fucking insanely good, even decadent.
Gabriel Lee
buffalos do not have wings, retard
Oliver Butler
Are you a bit fucked in the head m8
Adrian Rogers
holy fuck!
my life is a lie
how do I recover
Evan Johnson
You ALL talk like that, you just can't hear it because you hear those accents all the time and you are used to them. No one can hear their own accent.
Brayden Jackson
Chicagoan currently living in Texas. It's only like 20% of the South. The rest speak normally.
Charles Cox
Yes they can or else there wouldn't be so many people that shift theirs voluntarily.
Isaac Reed
What country has the highest number of native english speakers, does that work?
Isaiah Nguyen
>CAAAAH-FEEEE
What's wrong with this one? How do yuros say it?
Jaxson Robinson
>implying Americans know what broccoli is
These are the people who think Pizza is a vegetable
Lucas Russell
Take this lingo shit to and never come back
Landon Ward
tom-ahtoe
croy-ssant
couf-e
beer
bro-co-c-li
la-sag-ne
Cooper Richardson
Ian Nelson
>>CAAAAH-FEEEE
GWEEN TEA
Nolan Rodriguez
southerners are the only real americans. everyone else is a limp wristed beta
Angel Taylor
I came to thread for this reply and I was not disappointed.
Josiah Baker
It's just white people that are the problem, they bastardise everything. Especially white Americans.
Take cheese for example
Noah Jones
...
Blake Perry
>LUZAHN-YUH
As opposed to?
Landon Ortiz
Lasagne
Jackson Powell
fo-pa
Jace Hill
Phoneticise, motherfucker.
James Lewis
>Mass replying
Quit fucking doing this, you ridiculous attentionwhoring cunt.
Eli Robinson
Cameron Russell
ləˈzænjə
Joshua Bennett
lazz-ag-nee, like it's spelled.
Owen Wright
>southerners are the only real americans
>ran away because muh slaves
>had to push your shit in and drag you back in kicking and screaming
Zachary Fisher
I just moved to a great lakes city from Florida and I have to say the southern accent is annoying. But the northern cities vowel shift is also annoying. I don't think you can win anywhere
Connor Kelly
>Creh-sant is wrong. Crah-sawnt is closer to the French word
Except you guys just say - crescent
Xavier Allen
I refuse to believe 45 people voluntarily responded to this thread.
Blake Jenkins
this
I made it my mission in life to never speak like a redneck
Hudson Adams
fattest, stupidest, poorest
enjoy your viewpoint I guess
Matthew Wilson
Are you aware that America has hundreds if not thousands of distinct accents and you've mixed several of them up?
You've got Bostonian r-dropping in the same category as a southern drawl when those accents are distinct even to non-native speakers of English.
lrn2linguistics
Aiden Parker
>stupidest
Jackson Johnson
Anthony Hernandez
Italian has very bright vowels, should sound something more like
La-sa-nyeh
American pronunciation of it turns the vowels very dark and it sounds ridiculous. Like Paw-stuh instead of pasta
Camden Hill
Oi is pronounced wah, an is pronounced more like ah and the t is silent
Henry Morales
HE JUS TRYIN TA TURN HIS LIFE AROUN
HE A GUD BOI
HE DUN DU NUFFIN
and I thought it was just the blacks that did this, guess they had to learn it from somewhere.
Landon Phillips
Jason Gutierrez
>You mean Southerner
>TUHMAYTUH
>CWA-SEANT
>CAAAAH-FEEEE
>BUIEEAR
>BHRAACALI
>LUZAHN-YUH
Sounds like New Jersey to me, you yankee faggot.