Breakfast

I woke up at 4, spread some refried beans on wheat bread then went back to sleep for an hour before work..

What does your mom do?

She drinks herself to death trying to forget the fact her son only cares for GBP and tendies.

GBP?

Gooey butt pudding

Looking for ideas on the net:

"A healthy, low cal breakfast!, only 500 cal!"

American fitness pages are funny. If like having a lunch of less than 1000 cal is a big thing.

ribeye and three eggs

That sounds lovely

This and black coffee... my one comfort is that life ends eventually

Wtf is that spread?

Smoked cod roe. Very popular among the Nordics... quite nutritious as well, but it's an aquired taste for sure. It comes in tubes, pic related. And yes, it's called "caviar", we have a different name for actual caviar.

>putting eggs on eggs

:^)

started off my day with a blunt of purp

no pancakes just a cup of syrup

baking soda pot and silver spork

you already know its time to go to work

Its morning here, and I just ate this guy.

Wow that looks good 10/10 would eat

omelet, hashbrown, OJ and a banana

I do the 'shake' thing. I've got my magic bullet so I throw in a high protein-low sugar supplement shake, a handful of spinach, and some frozen berries, BLITZZZZZZZZZZZZ...it's not terrible.

>meat for breakfast

Do people really do this? that wouldn't sit well in my stomach at all. I just prefer a carbload when I wake up, like outmeal and a couple pieces of fruit. Lunch and dinner are where I get the meat and vegetables.

I did that for a while it was hard to keep up. The dishes

did you eat it or just spread it on the bread and go back to sleep?

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Theodore Roosevelt (1901-1909)

President Teddy Roosevelt was pretty set in his ways when it came to breakfast. He’d have hard-boiled eggs and homemade rolls. He insisted that the eggs be cooked until solid throughout. Medium or soft-boiled eggs wouldn’t cut it. As for the rolls, they had to be fresh and there had to be a lot of them. In the rare times that he’d deviate from his routine, it was usually in favor of hominy with butter and salt.

you guys eat a lot, some oat is enough for me

neigggghhhhh neeeeigghhhhhh

peanut butter and banana smoothi

my brekkie from this morning. r8 me m8ys.

underrated

I GEEEEEEETTT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP

Half and half coffee
Fibre yogurt
Apple or banana

I like to keep regular

My spouse makes everyone breakfast, because I'm about the foulest non-morning person you've ever seen. (I cook lunch and dinner).
Anyway, usually it's 2 perfectly runny sunny side up eggs, 2 pieces of turkey bacon, and whole grain nut and seed toast. We alternate that with oatmeal with fruit. On the weekends, he'll make omelets for everyone, or sometimes french toast. And, he always makes us a pot of tea during the week, and espresso on the weekend, along with orange juice.

I don't have much of an appetite in the morning, usually coffee, a couple cigarettes and a hot shower get me going. Maybe a piece of buttered toast if I feel I need something solid on my stomach, I feel sluggish for the rest of the day if I eat much in the morning

Fresh ground coffee with a little skim milk, upon arriving at work I have a bag of petite carrots dipped in single serving garlic and humus to start my day and make it a couple hours then have an Amy's non dairy burrito with hot sauce and a glass of water and almost a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar as an elixir. You might think I'm fat but I'm 54, 5.11' and 183 lbs.

Jesus F. Christ. Maybe the scandies are purposefully letting themselves get cucked by the arabs because they simply cannot stand their own cuisine any longer.

A bowl of cereal, and chain two cups of coffee at work. On the weekends I have time to cook but I usually just do simple comfort food like oatmeal and fruit, biscuits and gravy, or sunny side up eggs and toast. Mostly drink herbal tea and destress.

So many things to greentext here but you're just a Grade A faggot

Holy shit this is the EXACTA same brekkie I had on Monday,

Jolly good show ol chap!

bottle of whiskey and a gun I haven't loaded yet

>not leaving your guns loaded

It's like you want to die, but not by your own hand.

Good boy points

Kek. Why do they get upset?

Got this from Jack in the Box this morning. Pretty good.

This is the best shit ever. Have you tried the Kalles with stripes, I think its part mayo?

Looks like they were already having Chinese and then the inconsiderate mother came home late from her powercareer with pizza that doesn't even go with Chinese. What a bitch.

Heheh, she never had a chance, his face was all contorted with rage before she even put the pizza down.

>tiny slice of tomato
>single slice of cucumber
who do you think you're kidding m8, the rest is just junk food

> dat countertop

Did you buy my godmother's house?

I had steak this morning. Wanting to try my hand at a recipe I saw online and it turned out well. I put a little too much salt and pepper and cooked on side a little long, so it wasn't perfect.

You really shouldn't blame someone's post for your bunched up panties.
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I made eggs and toast. then ate pic related.

>searing a steak in a teflon pan
Memes aside, that steak looks great.

How does it look great? It's thin as fuck and cooked on a non-stick pan. I would barely call that a steak

Double abortion best abortion

ebin maymays, lad

They exist in many varieties, the standard striped is mixed with cream cheese. Then there is a striped that has eggs in it (for when you can't be arsed to cook eggs to put it on). There's also one with added dill. I prefer the plain one though, or the "gold" one, which is extra smoked.

This 2bh, shit looks like a pork chop.

Dat marbling

Cup of black coffee
Couple of bread slices with teewurst and quince paste (not together)

We rent from an old man that hasn't updated since the 70s

Cheers. That's great.

Looks like pork steak to me.

honestly the turkey banquet meal is the only one i'll eat. it's pretty decent.

Pulled pork refrid in butter with an over easy egg fried in lard. Was pretty good.

>Breakfast

youtube.com/watch?v=r5L6uVbP--8

Same as every day, OP.

Getting cucked by arabs may be a meme for the nordic countries that are not Sweden, but that nordic cuisine is pure, bland shit is true.

Avocado omelet
Not pictured: iced tea
Maximum delicious

Piece of bread with mayo, ham & pickles

You made a steak where you barely caremalised any of the outside.

You don't know how to cook.

Also this is not your picture and you're trolling but no-one ever reads this far into a post on Veeky Forums so I can effectively say what I wamt.

>ITT: Gluttonous cartoon characters overindulging for the sake of overindulging, finishing their 2 pounds of greasy, high calorie, slop, undoing their belt, burping, and then going back to sleep and asking to be woken up for lunch.

What the fuck is wrong with everyone in here? A fucking steak? Eggs, reddit strips AND toast? Are you fucking kidding me? Do you lurch forward like a car in the morning before falling over sideways with cramps? Are you all obese?

A simple bowl of grains, corn flakes, bran, flaked wheat, with milk and maybe some coffee is more than enough of a starting meal for a reasonable adult, you fucking memes.

>but muh farmers and muh health mags say breakfast should be the biggest m-meal...

Are you a fucking farmer? Do you only have access to foods produced by your farm? No to both of those? Then stop using it as an excuse.

Christ, fucking gluttons.

I had some left over beef heart chili I made last night

Feels good
Tastes nice tho

>He insisted that the eggs be cooked until solid throughout
That's a shame. Seemed like a great guy

>suggests sugar cereal

LMAO

>corn flakes, bran, flaked wheat

Exactly which one of those is sugar cereal, fatty? Just because mommy only lets you spend your GBP on Lucky Charms and Fruity Pebbles doesnt mean that's all cereal is.

Enjoy your NEET breakfasts.

Those kids cereals are going to keep you energized for tomorrows 13 hour Veeky Forums session.

>corn flakes
>kid's cereal

Enjoy mommy frying up your reddit strips in the morning

Yes
I did

Not with a bang, but with a whimper

>are you kidding me?

Steel cut oats, and I stir in 2Tbsp into my bowl. Super good

>starting your day off with artery clogging, cholesterol packed food

It's no wonder you feel like shit all the time.

I work manual labor

blow me you pussy

>I work manual labor
>that means I need an excessive, gluttonous level of fat and carbs to start my day because thats what lumberjacks eat in the movies
>theres abs under here, I swear!

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You realize by that responding you have in fact bit the bait

Yeah instead he should eat a bowl of processed nutritionless wet cardboard corn flakes.

Just enough to keep you miserable and barely alive so you can shitpost on Veeky Forums.

>be 54
>posting on Veeky Forums
Seriously, what

>processed
Corn millet through a roller is hardly processed

>nutritionless
Vitamins and Minerals: Iron, vitamin C (sodium ascorbate, ascorbic acid), niacinamide, vitamin B6 (pyridoxine hydrochloride), vitamin B2 (riboflavin), vitamin B1 (thiamin hydrochloride), vitamin A palmitate, folic acid, vitamin D, vitamin B12.

>wet cardboard
Maybe you should learn how to eat fast enough to not let your cereal go limp like your untouched, non functioning 3 inch cock.

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Those taters sure look good.

>Oh muh gawd, people older than me use the internet??!!?

>I don't comprehend!!!!

If anything older people are more appropriate to be on Veeky Forums, young people have the time to live and be adventurous, it's too late for us.

You spelled greasy wrong