If this man were a soft drink, what would he be?

If this man were a soft drink, what would he be?

Whiskey

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classic

He'd be one of those weird Fresca fucks.

Diet 7up

Classic.

Dr. Pepper.

He's that weird one that isn't quite a cola but isn't quite anything else, and inspires a vague sense of loathing in most people.

>People saying anything other than Coca-Cola Classic (TM)

baka senpaitachi desu

I didn't even know he was still doing stuff.

Haha, classic

he was really good in There Will Be Blood

Cream soda

I didn't even know he was the same person who played Dwayne. Now I know why I was so attracted to him in Ruby Sparks.

I honestly don't know who he is but he looks like he smells like pic related, carbonated.

Peach tea.

RC Cola

Classic

diet shasta

That may be true, because I love Dr. Pepper and Classic Paul Dano

Second post best post

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Drunk.

Get the fuck out of here with your "Classy Paul Dano" meme /tv/ !

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

Definitely Crab Juice.

Faygo

>look it up
>ITS REAL
like a cross between gay and faggot lel