Just cooked this from scratch

what sort of meat is that?? looks delish!

Good show old chap

Umm... from scratch means you at least cooked your own meat and/or fried your own potatoes. He just chucked that shit in a fucking oven. It's like microwaving a hot pocket and saying you made it from scratch.

Canned beans are of course acceptable, some brands better than others.

But he did all that in the oven. What do you expect him to build a fucking fire?

>Canned beans are of course acceptable
They're really not, it's easy to make baked beans with a bit of elbow grease.

those potatoes look absolutely handmade
same for the chips
and that red sauce looks very interesting
probably a pepper-tomato mix

Have you considered opening up a restaurant? Looks lovely :)

yeah right so i'll just grow my own potatos? hold up, just gotta go make my own oven to make my food in so it's not "from scratch"

just going to go mine some iron ore to make a knife to cut my grown potatoes to cook in my hand built oven, be back soon....

Points for trying

Stop being so pretentious it's a good meal.

it's quality ketchup
fuck off pretentious cunt

Nice ruse.

Tomorrow I'll throw some Tyson pre-grilled chicken and Ore Ida pre-fried wedges in my oven, slather Heinz barbecue sauce on them, put a side of Bush's Beans on the plate, and then await the praise.

Is this Veeky Forums? Do any of you even know how to cook?

>haters ITT trying to get me down
Oh well
I cook meals from scratch all the time, they're probably just jealous

What is cooking other than throwing things in the oven? I didn't know it was possible to be this pretentious.

What in the actual fuck is that green shite?

You're green shite since you're so angry at this culinary art.

Mushy peas bruv

Quite clearly peas

i'm not quite sure what dog and pony show you run in your kitchen, but in mine i prepare ingredients and place them into or onto a source of heat

It looks like radioactive mush manufactured in a nuclear plant, fuck off trolls.

Uh no it doesn't?

it's mashed peas with a slight citrus infusion and herb-enriched red sauce.

It's green, Americans have never encountered food that is green before.

The sad truth is the Yanks don't know their fruits anymore.

and what do you call this wizardry?

Also, I hope that you built your kitchen from scratch using locally sourced materials.

that's a delicious brocoli lookingcucumber mousse if i ever saw one
good going lad

It's peas which any pleb would recognise you sub-pleb.

We served mashed peas as baby food here. I'm sorry you are so weird.

Do you just use any old peas?

Tendies? Will you accept my good boy points?

This sentence is as faulty as your sex life.

Well done! You sure know how to keep your man happy!