Am I the only one who prefers sausage to Reddit-strips?

Am I the only one who prefers sausage to Reddit-strips?

Patty masterrace here.

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>Reddit-strips
just kys

Of course you're not. I've had bacon like 2-3 times this year, and they were all on burgers.

Sausage gravy and biscuits with shredded hashbrowns is my perfect breakfast followed by a sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit.

What kind of sausage are those?

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This, what the fuck is wrong with you?

But I like bacon as an ingredient or topping more than by itself for sure.

Sausage is good but I eat both. I try to get variety with it when I can. I prefer bacon when I need something really quick; I just fry up some bacon quickly, then scramble an egg in the grease. Serve with toast. Takes like two minutes.

When I have the time to cook more than that bare minimum, I prefer sausage.

This is the shit. I just wish it was quicker, I usually prepare a bunch on the weekends and reheat it for one or two meals during the week too. It's incredible how much flavor comes from the gravy when it's so simple to make.

>opens a thread with reddit's attention-whoring "am i the only one who..."
>disparages bacon as reddit

Pls go and stay go.

Why the fuck do Americans have weird names for everything? That's not a sausage, it's some sort of pork burger.

Breakfast sausage is horrid

I mostly like bacon on a burger or in a BLT/Club sandwich.

I fucking love sausages, though. Bratwurst, Italian, Chorizo, honey garlic, breakfast, whatever. Love 'em.

It's not "a sausage"
It's a slice of sausage.

Technically it is called a sausage patty.

>bidf

Still trying to force it as a meme, damn near two months after our only interaction.

You have severe autism.

Because Americans have to be special little snowflakes about everything. They are the neon hair dyed, ear stretchers of countries.

Those are pork burgers.

For me it's the Sausage Egg McMuffin, the best fast food breakfast sandwich.

Any of you partaken in goetta? It's a southern Ohio thing, but it's so nice fried until just a little crispy.

I like my breakfast sausage with a little bit of maple syrup on them.

>sausage
I'd say once its that thick and sliced liked that its well into pudding territory.

>I like my breakfast sausage with a little bit of maple syrup on them.
More like HFCS

nope. don't see any HFCS in the ingredients. Just pure organic maple syrup.

my family came over here in the 1640s and eventually got to the Ohio River Valley and never left. We've been eating that shit forever

Well memed friendo.

good one, but that's not the syrup that was pictured in , which is mostly HFCS.

Got dat same bottle in my fridge, my nigga

There is literally nothing wrong with HFCS

there is when you think you're buying maple syrup or honey or something that shouldn't include HFCS.

>not wrapping reddit-strips around your sausage and dipping it in chili-garlic meme sauce

your missing out

There is literally nothing wrong with shitposting old /pol/ jokes.

If there is no God, then how does Costco exist?

>product of Canada
>when you know the maple syrup is legit

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2013-01-02/the-great-canadian-maple-syrup-heist

>The bold and baffling heist counts as one of the largest agricultural thefts ever, dwarfing the 860 head of cattle snatched in Queensland, Australia, last spring and the potato patches the size of a football field that were dug up in British Columbia in August.

fucking lol

I get my sausage ground and put in 1 pound packages- no casings. Love making my own patties (just drop in a golfball size and squash it flat).

as much as I like bacon, I prefer sausage.

and vermonter here- canadian syrup (especially reverse osmosis filtered, blended with who know how many others, and combined to make one color) can suck it.

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>hot links not even mentioned

I seriously hope you guys are trolling

>prefers sausage
thats a burger patty nigger

aww yeah senpai

in south carolina most the maple syrup and honey contain the same ingredients except maple syrup has maple flavor added and the ingredient is HFCS. Disgusting desu. I get my honey from local bee keepers now and maple syrup from Canada or the north east US where real maple trees are found. It helps with allergies also having natural products.

>burger patty
how sad is your life