Ask a faggot who works at Panda Express anything
Ask a faggot who works at Panda Express anything
where do you work
do you get to play with the babies or do only the older trainers get to do that
Pei Wei
Do you believe that you could create a superhuman race of strongmen through genetic mutation and evolution?
Do you use the orange chicken sauce as anal lube?
Pandas don't fuck in captivity everyone knows that.
wait why not?
They dont like people watching.
Those sick fucks.
How do you get away with eating pandas?
I get that you could probably do it in some remote chinese location, but going as far as transporting it, probably across border checkpoints, I don't get it.
Of course not dennis
Bribe officials
Will I get a job soon after I graduate from uni?
Not with that attitude.
Why do you guys put stickers on the fridges?
I know it's to make it look like you have ingredients available, but it's so obviously fake that it bothers me.
Why does the orange chicken make me diarrhea with the force of one thousand sonny bonos?
Because you have weak American stomach. Stupid American.
But I'm Hmong
>gourmet chinese food
kek
Learn to read
Out of all customers, about how many of them are weeaboos or kids trying to look 'cultured'?
Why shouldn't I eat at PF Chang's instead?
Try harder. (bait meme)
You must be mexican. All they hire here is Mexicans.
kys fucking retard
It's more expensive
who is the one chinese person thats in charge of your store and how did he get hired?
>ask anything
How much does it cost you guys to make that giant wok of Orange Chicken? The lo mein?
Why can't you ever keep your dishes full and not old and dry after 6 pm?
Will I ever get a girlfriend?
Ask again later.
where in china did they fly you for training?
BTFO
Will I ever get a girlfriend?
When did you realize that all the district and regional managers are of Chinese descent, and was it carpooling to a company volunteer parade in one of those Panda Prius's?
How long does the food sit out?