Chicago style

Where's the dog?

hey, our deep dish is good shit

ever been to Giordano's?

why would it?

The best dogs (in no particular order)

>plain
>yellow mustard
>brown mustard and sauerkraut
>chili cheese (with or without onion)

Giordanos is the worst deep dish in Chicago.

Giordanos

>deep dish is...shit

You got that right.

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*good* shit, you quasi-literate peasant.

>shit

Okay, we heard you.

I dunno seems like a lotta juicy ingredients

Nu-male detected.

I'm sorry I don't speak Reddit/Chicagoan, but I assume you meant "Holy crap you're right our disgusting slop in a bread bowl is so disgusting it physically makes me ill just thinking about it"

Well, I'm glad we agree.

>I'm sorry I don't speak Reddit/Chicagoan, but I assume you meant "Holy crap you're right our disgusting slop in a bread bowl is so disgusting it physically makes me ill just thinking about it"

>Well, I'm glad we agree.

It's juicy, but not *that* juicy

ARE

Veeky Forums sure has gotten more and more creative with their insults.

I wanna call someone a nu-male IRL lmao

Maybe if you let it sit for an hour

Hotdog power rankings

Chili/cheese/onion/sauerkraut >>>>>> Chicago dog>>>>>>> Spicy Mustard >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything else

You're just piling on toppings at that point. It's more topping than hot dog.

just the way I like it

>using peppers that aren't spicy

Fucking gay

>don't even THINK about applying KETCHUP to your hot dog; it ruins the flavor of the meat
>proceeds to plop 30 other wildly-varying ingredients on top

Sonoran dog > Chicago style

Get that bukkake outta here

Coney dogs > all

>Ketchup on a hotdog!? thats insane!
>hold on a sec I need to chop up these tomatoes for my hotdog

>drizzling mayo on the sides of the bun

wtf are you gonna eat this shit with a knife and fork?

>I hate mayo, but I love eggs

"hog dogs"

>not letting your hotdog soak in stagnant water for extra flavor

and when you do that your hotdog will become an nyc style hotdog

you cant win OP

I second this user

Chicago "pizza" is a fucking travesty and mockery

>Chicago "pizza" is a fucking travesty and mockery

It's awful. Just give them a bucket of molten cheese and a spoon and call it a pizza.

Brb, pouring in a mountain of shit cheese, shit tomato, and other random shit into a shit dough and calling it a Pizza

I'm going to start serving lettuce by itself as a hamburger at my restaurant because that makes just as fucking sense as calling the abomination known as Chicago Style Pizza the name Pizza

>Brb, pouring in a mountain of shit cheese, shit tomato, and other random shit into a shit dough and calling it a Pizza

>I'm going to start serving lettuce by itself as a hamburger at my restaurant because that makes just as fucking sense as calling the abomination known as Chicago Style Pizza the name Pizza

youre literally triggering me m8

>sauerkraut
Only if it's Frank's sweet and mild Bavarian style

The Cleveland polish boy is better: kielbasa, bbq sauce, Cole slaw and fries

Gonna have to check that out sometime

are they good?
was about to try some last month when i was in Chicago
but I didn't since my family was too busy to stop while i got it

Waiter, I ordered a hot dog and you brought me a salad. Can I please get the right order?

>puts all of that shit on a hotdog
>spergs about ketchup
I will never understand chicagoans autism over a fucking tube of mechanically separated 'meat' paste

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>>puts all of that shit on a hotdog
>>spergs about ketchup
>I will never understand chicagoans autism over a fucking tube of mechanically separated 'meat' paste

Thats because we have nothing else going for us.

Hey, aren't you still beating Baltimore for gun violence? You've got that...

I've always thought those sound delicious af. But it seems like it would be difficult to bite through the whole thing at once

They mostly all on top :)

Best hotdog I've ever had personally, but if you're not open to different things then you might not like it. It's a fully fleshed out experience imo.

I wouldn't say it's truly better or worse than any other hotdog, it's just different.

Also it doesn't need the ketchup. The tomatoes plus pickled shit fills the taste-space that would be otherwise occupied by the ketchup. Trust.

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Also out of the ten or so places I've sampled, I've determined that Gold Coast Dogs is the best, and Clark St. Dog is not worth going to under any circumstance. I haven't been to Devil Dawgs though, nor have I visited the places more in the suburby areas. Shake Shack's is pretty okay but it's not "authentic." Go to the Gold Coast Dogs on Wabash and...I think the cross street is Washington but don't quote me. It's around there.

polite sage for samefaggotry

This. Nancy's on N Broadway is best pizza I've had as of now

(Theirs is stuffed though not Deep Dish)

Oh you mean a DETROIT style coney? Yeah those are amazing. I get jalapeños instead of onions though.

Hush. We keep that stuff a secret so we don't get flooded by Chicagoans.

>implying you're not the ones coming here

ketchup isnt as bad as they make it out

Ketchup is a great pairing for it. Chicagoans just like to be contrarian for no good reason so they can pretend that they have culture.

Dude, that Chicago is just crazy, huh? They're just nuts down there, okay? Did you know, they don't put KETCHUP on their hotdogs?! Take and hold on to your hats lads because you're in for it now. That's right jimmy pal. They serve up one ketchup-less hot dog in that there city, and you can take that to the bank, you can. So if you ever go to Chicago, just up and make sure you don't up and ask for no ketchup on that there hot dog, cause that "don't fly" in Chicago! What a city.

It doesn't need ketchup.
>pickled shit
>tomatoes

It's basically deconstructed ketchup. I agree that there shouldn't be an issue with people that vehemently want ketchup, but it's wholly redundant. I also think it's more of a meme than anything.

But ketchup is better than tomatoes on a dog. Also pickled anything is bad.

We're all very impressed that you have an opinion on a thing.

This

Sorry if I like to taste the meat, not the street.

That's alright, I forgive you.

I'm sorry for your loss.

Thank you. Coping can be difficult.

I will make a donation to foundations that support other people who have also lost taste buds.

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A noble cause, to be sure.

>Put ANY condiment on a steak
>OMG you plebs are ruining the meat!

>Put EVERY condiment on a dog
>BEST MEAT EVER PLEBS NOT APPLY

Chicago logic

this is the better chi dog

Steak is a classy dish

A hotdog is fucking street food

Kill yourself

>implying steak is equivalent to a cylinder of finely ground lips and arseholes
also pic related

>ground lips and arseholes

Sorry to hear you only have garbage dogs where you live.

Hate to break it to you m8, but that "all beef" dog isn't exactly going to be choice cuts.

>Pay $3 for a dog on the street
>Hey that isn't top sirloiN

HOLY SHIT STOP THE PRESSES

>hot dog
>3 buckaroos
you're paying way too much for hot dogs. who's your hot dog guy?

Just curious, do you ever struggle to answer questions like "how was your day"?

>1876BC+3893
>eating with your hands

You must be Australian

Not typically. In the office I normally respond with something like "Could be worse but then again I'm here" or whatever counts for witty banter these days.

I enjoy the "another day in paradise" drop. Gets the ladies moist ;)

It's not like normie speak is hard. I work for an ISP so this time of year it's all "OMG did you see that last Game of Thrones?"

I'm from Michigan, sport. We have higher standards. Hate to break it to you.

I just wish it didn't look like scat porn gone wrong :(

Fuck that dude, Gino's east is where it's at

Top tier hotdog reporting in, all others are either alright, meh, or shit tier
Mustard
Onions
Relish

>Not getting Ketchup, Bacon & Cheese on your hotdog

>Not getting chilli cheese dogs either

I like you.

You've probably just never had a good deep dish. It's nothing like you imagine. It's way different than how I usually think about pizza. But it's really tasty. When the crust is rich, thick and flaky, like a beautiful pot pie crust, and it's covered in cheese with a good tomato sauce, a variety of veggies and meats, it really is so, so delicious.

I got love for thin-crust too, but writing off Chicago-style is a mistake.

I ate at Pizza Papalis this past weekend. My guests visiting from Texas said it was the best pizza they had ever eaten.

Anyone ever have A&W chili dogs? Absolutely amazing

anybody else tried Wienerschnitzel's "street dog"

its honestly not that bad