Pineapple on pizza. Yes or no?

Pineapple on pizza. Yes or no?

yes its amazing

I'll eat it but I wouldn't order it

>putting anything sweet on a pizza

Put whatever the fuck you want on a pizza man. It's basically just bread + savory sauce

>spraying a mixture of cum and shit down your throat after being assfucked

Yes or no?

no never

it just doesn't work to me putting such a juicy fruit on something like pizza
maybe if they were dried pineapple it would feel more natural but it wouldn't taste the same anyway

might as well

yeah

it's my go to at most places

Yeah, if you're not a pussy

as if the melted fat from the cheese and other meats or vegetables isn't juicy in any way. hurr my beef jerky pizza with no sauce or cheese right!? No moisture to our mouths! Grossssss moisture is the bad guy

look if you ask me pizza should never ever be particularly wet
thats not a word that should ever be used to describe pizza

if it is then thats just bad pizza

show me a non-wet pizza.

fuck yes

i once had mandarin slices on pizza and it was good also

Yes :3

any pizza that has sauce on it is obviously not literally "non-wet"

the point is when you pick up a piece of pizza there shouldn't be a pool of liquid underneath it
when you bite into a piece of pizza it shouldn't be like biting into a piece of meat it should be like biting into bread or a cracker with sauce and cheese on top of it

You absolute, fucking autist.

I'm sorry if I have standards when it comes to pizza preparation
as if everybody doesn't have them in regards to all foods

I forgot no pools of liquid on top of the pizza either although its not as egregious as on the bottom
ideally the top of the pizza should only have a moderate shine to it

No. Stop. No.

Never for me, but I don't give a fuck what others do.

>the point is when you pick up a piece of pizza there shouldn't be a pool of liquid underneath it

>hating the greasy as hell but delicous as fuck nyc pizza, the real shit that locals eat.

God you're a faggot. if the bag and the plate that comes with my slice isn't greased through, i don't even bother.

eat real pizza nigga, die young but a champ

No

Literally autism pizza

no

DELETE THIS.

No, I feel like pizza is a savory food and pineapple puts it over the edge in sweet. You already have tomato sauce you assholes.

Yes, delicious af senpai

no

then again i hate pineapple in general

>meme topping

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Throw some jalapenos in the mix and then get back to me.

This t.b.h.