Which foods don't sit well with your tummy, cu/ck/s?

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Coffee and sushi.
Not together of course. And I enjoy the taste of both unfortunately for me.

banana and corn. it just give me headache.

If o eat lamb I will be tasting it, breathing it, farting it and sweating it for days.
Is this just me?

Do you see anyone else around?

That's not how it works.

I have the stomach of a goat

any mushroom makes me fart like crazy
red onions make my sweat and genitals smell like onion for days

Animal murderer.

>genitals smell like onion for days
You must be pretty flexible and overly curious.

you can't smell your own body?
i can also smell it when i scratch and sniff

food is good

Onion rings. Usually end up with onion smelling shits for a day or two

Two days into gluten and corn free diet and my stomach hurts less, my shits are smoother than they have been in years and I dont have a headache all day.

Say it aint so. Breads are my favorite foods.

i can eat pretty much anything, but drinking tea with an empty stomach ie. when i just woke up literally gets me nauseous. dunno why. tea is poison, this doesnt happen with coffe.

Eastern Europe here, I don't understand corn at all. Neither as a porridge, nor as a pop corn. My stomach thinks it's not quite a food and poor corn can lie here all day long unaffected. But sweet canned one is ok.

Sausage makes me sick. The springy dense texture of the meat makes me ill.

Anything dairy...

lelelele MEME WORDS!

epic xD

Well tea leaves are pretty much natures "trash"

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I keep trying oats with chia seeds, almond milk, grounded walnuts, grated apple, cinammon and honey because I like it, but it gives me THE FARTS.

I'm fine if I eat any amount of cheese, ice cream, butter, or yogurt.

One full glass (10 fl oz / 295.7 ml or more) just gives me the shits.

any delivery pizza, I can't order pizza without eating it all in one sitting and it makes me so ill.

I'm ill as fuck the next day and feel tired as hell, spraying my toilet bowl with some brown graffiti

Either I'm gluten intolerant, or I'm allergic to whatever is universally used in delivery pizza special sauce

This. I love beans, but baked beans always ruin me.

One time I roasted a tray of Brussels sprouts and ate them all in one sitting. I had the worst gas of my life that evening. I thought one of my organs was shutting down, the pain was so bad. I still eat sprouts, broccoli, and cabbage of all varieties, but I have learned to fear them.

Black licorice gives me farts straight out of the gas chambers in Auschwitz and turns my shit green and soft. Still eat it though.

gluten
>tfw your husband works at a bakery which sells the best fucking bread and you cant eat it without feeling like youre going to die

High dairy & oily foods like greasy tacos & pizza, always fucks me up but damn I love mac & cheese & tacos & pizza so I deal

Ramen. Makes me feel heavy and sweaty and gives me rancid trash-bin smelling farts.

Pizza. The smell never goes away. Could brush your teeth ten times and it still has pizza aftertaste. Makes me feel lethargic and bloated.

If I drink more than two cups of coffee I get an eye twitch going on. Does NOT happen with my homemade french press coffee, only with coffee while out.

Also avoid asparagus because the smell when you pee is the worst.

Strangely no amount of spicy food has ever given me problems. I have never experienced fire shits.

My IBS is triggered by, amongst other things (amount varies):
>bell peppers
>coffee
>turmeric
>sweetcorn
>insoluble fibre, such as brown bread or wholewheat
>alcohol

Also stress, not eating/drinking frequently enough, eating/drinking too frequently, the phase of the fucking moon.

I can't complain too much: one of my exes has Crohn's.

Orange Juice.

>If I drink more than two cups of coffee I get an eye twitch going on. Does NOT happen with my homemade french press coffee, only with coffee while out.

Lol. You might wanna pay closer attention to your sleep and stress levels, user.

Every kind. I need a shit massive shit about 20 mins after I eat.

>triggered

Back to tumblr for you

lactose intolerant confirmed

My friend worked at a sulphuric acid plant whose primary customer was tropicana simply orange. So, no surprise, unless you're talking about freshly squeezed

spam

literally any kind of nut makes my throat swell to the point that i vomit
but I can't stop eating nuts
help
they taste too good

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Plenty of sleep. The stress is what it is...despite having a stress inducing life I think I'm pretty chill for it, man. But no, apparently that's just something that happens to some people.

Same. They taste good but always make me sick to my stomach.

Got adventurous and ate 2 cones in one day last summer, and was on the toilet doubled over in pain for hours.

I also have issues with cheese, which sucks cause I really love straight up cheese and crackers.

this shit be makin my poop go red though

Anytime I drink soda I get sick

Are you memeing me?

soda isn't even that good anyway

>Which foods don't sit well with your tummy, cu/ck/s?
string beans when I wind up with a mouth full of twine after chewing out the good stuff..

Japanese food usually nukes my stomach

Yes it is actually.

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