Tfw there is now a Keurig for fucking tortillas

Every time I see something like this on scamstarter I think "this is the rich yuppie equivalent of an infomercial.

>be mexican
>offered $299 US tortilla machine
>drink glass of water and smoke a cigarette instead

>An hour in the kitchen

Nigger what? Not even using electric cooking equipment It takes me maybe five minutes to make corn tortillas from scratch and less than ten for flour. Corn tortillas have two fucking ingredients, flour tortillas have three and both of them can be made with a bowl, a spoon and a cast-iron skillet.

On top of that the dough will keep for DAYS so it's piss-easy to stick a huge batch in the fridge and use it as needed.

What's so difficult about cooking a tortilla on a pan like a normal person?

What about tortillas made fresh at the store?

does any one else get pissed off when they switch accents and mannerisms for a couple seconds when she says tortillas? Holy shit, if you are speaking without the accent why change up the word before and after tortilla with a spanish accent

that accent change whenever she has to say tortilla pisses me off

is it a tortilleria?
If not still, still 2 letter grades below the shit you could get

As a mexican this triggers me.
Fuck the accent.

this. I speak Spanish but I don't need to say tortilla in Spanish in the middle of speaking English wtf.

I get the feeling most of these yuppie kickstarters are money laundering operations.

Where the fuck are people gonna buy more pods?
Whole foods?
Who eats just one tortilla? It doesn't even look full-size.

>getting triggered by a scam ad

I have a press and buy the masa already made from the mexican market. Its $4 for a 5lb bag.
Takes all of 5 minutes to bust out a few why is there a need for a crappy machine like that?

God that was insufferable. I found it so hard not to detest her. I'm glad I wasn't the only one.

>apartments getting smaller
>appliances getting bigger
You watch eventually there will be entire cabinets dedicated to modular pod dispensors

"You're mostly buying processed, off-the-shelf packages at a grocery store."

>Gently picks up a ripe, red onion with a thoughtful little smile at the end.

What? Why was that so funny to me for no reason?

>>tfw there is now a Keurig for fucking tortillas

So, Keurig is making its own fleshlight?

>Because we're so concerned about waste, we're going to make you throw away a pudding cup's worth of plastic for every single tortilla you want instead of wasting a bread bag's worth of plastic for five pounds of tortillas

She doesn't speak with an accent until she says tortilla, but she also adds an accent to the word before tortilla.

Ftesh tortilla.

I can see why people would want this, tortillas from the store are usually nasty. For whatever reason, the last time I had soft tortillas there was an ingredient in it that made my teeth feel dry, must've been a preservative or something to keep them soft.

>fresh

Unless their aim for the KS is to drive press and test market viability (aka, they already have funding for manufacturing).

But it's a crap product. It solves a problem that doesn't really exist. It will be entirely too expensive, and they'll run into numerous manufacturing defects and either ship a subpar product or delay for an eternity. The amount of media whoring tells me this will never work.