What would you adjust in this omelette?

What would you adjust in this omelette?

Its location. I'd place it in the bin.

Its location. I'd place it in the bin.

But why?

It lacks some herbs

Less filling. It looks a bit overstuffed. Also I'd use pepper.

It needs more cheese.

If that's a bell pepper, they have few culinary uses and should be removed.

I agree. Bell peppers have no place outside of Hungarian dishes and, well, stuffed bell peppers. But stuffed bell peppers are a stupid meme dish often eaten by vegans.

Connecticut is a shithole, mate.

>omelette
>no lobster
>no foie grass
>no truffle
I'm not even meming, that's a bad omelette

it looks like yellow bread. do american really eat these?

Flyover confirmed.
Retards couldn't even spell omelette correctly.

Hats off to thee my fellow Undertalian. Your post fills me with determination! ;-))

seconding this

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>Connecticut
>flyover
okay

silly user, don't you know that everywhere that isnt directly adjacent to an ocean is flyover

fuck that if you don't live in a 500 sqft box in either New york, los angeles, or san francisco you are

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i know you said this jokingly but its entirely true

Look at a fucking map. It's on the coast.

id start by making it properly, and not just making a egg flavoured pita bread

get rid of the cheese and milk

Stay angry and mexican. We know you will.

What the fuck is wrong with the eggs? Why are they so yellow?

The sight of a slightly runny egg is enough to trigger gagging and epilepsy in the average American

why do people enjoy overcooked eggs?

Remove bell pepper. It's only good for the crunch and gets soggy and ruined in an omelette.
Is that turkey or ham? Replace with sausage or pre-grill the ham/turkey.
Add finely diced roasted potatoes. Not much, just a bit.
More cheese to hold it all together.
Use real eggs, not the carton yellow shit in pic. Disgustingly overcooked.
After all that, throw it in the trash cause the idea of an omelette is garbage to begin with.

even so I couldn't make eggs look like that if I tried.