Food-related cringe thread

>american "salad"

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I love the camera work, the definition of chaos.

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I actually made this after first seeing that video. It was pretty delicious.

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I know I shouldn't, but I'm gonna reply anyway.

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>the bitch is so addicted to sugar she has to put 2 fucking cups of vinegar in it to balance it out
hey at least it has some veg in it

youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

Is that dry yellow grated stuff really considered mozzarella in America?

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Americans can't into cheese, mate.
Everyone knows this.

I think i made a reaction video to this while i was on highschool

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I would rather eat just about anything made by king Jack than this. The fucked up pickles, the salmonella chicken, aunty myrna's party cheese salad, literally anything

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Why put the soy sauce on top of the bacon tho? Bacon is salty enough on its own

I wonder if this is how he jerks off or hits his son

Because of the glutamate

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I can't. This is as far as I go.

I've seen the goriest webm's from /b/, the nastiest porn from /gif/ and everything in between but I this.... I just can't do this. I feel like I'm going to throw up.

oh my :3
Never seen someonw Jack a dish quite like that. Garlic 'splosion, it almost makes me question his competency.

youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

A Veeky Forums classic

Wouldn't it be better to brown the beef a little before going into the oven?

It doesn't sound bad, but it's very boring, like most recipes of such sites: just a mishmash of bacon, cheese and meat. Surprised they didn't thrown in a few eggs

bro cooking infuriates me
should have put in a shot of whisky

Dear lord.

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These threads make me just angry.
I grew up in borderline poor family but food was great for what it cost.
One of the lessons mother hammered into my skull was "respect all food and waste none"
Seeing the beasts wasting and/or doing bad food from good ingredients AND flaunt those shit piles as exelent food infuriates me to no end

The fact that the tortillas werent warmed really triggers me.

>Don't waste food >:[

That is great if you're poor, these people are not

>not being efficient
Im currently making enough money to not having to worry about what to buy, still i dont waste but i have moved up to better imgredients.

interesting

That's the way to do it

filename

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I've been looking for this video for a long time.

>that guy's reaction from eating it at the end

i hate you people

This would have been a perfectly good meal if it wasn't for the added water

Meh this isn't that bad. I wouldn't eat it but I've seen a lot worse and she's just a kid.

I have a wide variety of cheese in any grocery near me actually. I use "real" cheese whenever preparing lasagna.

doesn't sound too bad

Unfortunately, she is a fully-grown woman

>Discard the onions
>Pour the oil into the sauce

How is she still alive?

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>Hot dog water carbonara

Pre-1960 she would have got a black eye for serving that to her husband.

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what the fuck is this fat piece of shit?

thanks, i´ve been looking for this one

Holy fucking shit that powder she poured in was all sugar. I assumed it was some sort of mix. That's fuckin bananas.

this one made me angry

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kek he can't even look her in the eyes

she's the opposite of bob ross

Not exactly the same. But this one is legit.

youtube.com/watch?v=HfiRQ7jV3i8

Busting out the big guns

he later ate a worm/old as balls sour cream sandwich and took pics

God damn feminism

Get hype, Ja/ck/offs

Looks like Jack won't lose his eyes to glaucoma after all

It's a miracle he hasn't died from E.Coli yet.

Hell, I'm amazed that he isn't infested with worms.

the only right way desu

>pinoys

except this is kinda an okay recipe, it has potatos instead of unseasoned cooked beef in it and there is no soysauce on top of the already salty bacon
Its not rly cringy

Source plz

my mom makes something like this, but it doesn't have cheese and jalapeno..

>tongue
who the fuck does that?

he's like some kind of pig-human hybrid

Glad to hear he bounced back from that pink eye.

youtube.com/watch?v=0Rqs5siPalo

Oh fuck off, fuck everything about that person.

>bell peppers for ants

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I hope he chokes on his famous medium rare moist chicken sandwich.

Does he have thumbs for each finger? How do you fuck up that bad?

>That expression of tepidation at the end

>scissors
>feeding it to your child first to check if it's safe
That's brutal.

Obligatory
youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY

That's the point. It's the nicer, quite edible version of the kind-of-okay unseasoned beef one.

I want to do a mixture of properly marinated and browned beef mixed with home fries for the filling. Maybe use some real parmesan, or sharp cheddar. I could like this if it was served with some vegetable sides.

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This is the second time I've encountered this on Veeky Forums. It is BY FAR the most revolting thing I've ever seen online, or anywhere else for that matter.
It's remarkable how matter of fact Fridgebro is describing his life and eventual demise.

that looks delicious

I thought it was parmesan at first. Because it looks a bit like grated parmesan

Why anyone would want a swimming pool of liquid lava between their bacon and meat is beyond me.

i hope he owns his dwelling, otherwise i wouldn't wish my worst enemy what the landlord will have to deal with once this turd dies/moves out.

is the copper chef pan any good?

looks good.

At my local publix we have two sections for cheese
The real cheese
then the processed """""Cheese""""""

Dear God...I saw those today. I don't even.

Wtf user, this is a sfw board.