I'm someone who has at least a 20 minute commute to work (depending on traffic).
Sometimes I just get fucking hungry and I worry about passing out on the drive due to extreme hunger. Thank the sweet lord Jesus that they opened a Burger King around the mid point of the drive.
>they have Sprite >excellent fries >their chicken sandwiches are extra long, like my tolerance for rude people >thus far, the customer service has been excellent
My friends, I tell you, Burger King is the great American restaurant. I can usually get an excellent Whopper value meal with extra pickles for $4.99 and that's just fine by me.
If you have the time and aren't busy cleaning your house or whatever, you should head to Burger King ASAP. Burger King! It's good mood food!
Doesn't your boss get angry when you're serving customers at McDonald's with the distinct aroma of Whopper on your breath?
Angel Evans
Everything at Burger King tastes like onions that have been streaming in an old man's asscrack for hours.
Cooper Butler
You forgot that they don't serve blacks as another plus
Ethan James
This is a blue board DELETE THIS POST
Ethan Hall
OP i agree. And its a blessing in canada too. Whopper Wednesday is fucking OP its 2.50 for one.
Jose Roberts
Burger king has the best burgers at 2 A.M
Thomas Hernandez
20 minute commute is literally nothing.
Jaxson King
Seriously. I know some poor bastards that commute 2-3h hours a day.
Wyatt Long
>can't go for 20 mins without passing out of hunger
you stupid fat cunt
Carson Gonzalez
I can sit at home and order McDonald's delivery.
Logan Nguyen
what the literal fuck? why don't you wake up in time to eat breakfast?
don't lie, this isn't about convenience. this is about you wanting to eat fast food.
Charles Ortiz
>20 mins >long >at all >can't go 20 mins without eating or passes out >will wait in a drive through for shitty fast food but can't wake up 5 minutes earlier to shove some oatz and nana in face
How fat are you, 400? 500? How much did that irrelevant old restaurant pay you to write this?
David Cooper
how fat are you?
Samuel Gonzalez
took the words right out of my mouth senpai
Owen Sullivan
>their chicken sandwiches are extra long, like my tolerance for rude people
This is the real gem of this thread. Well done OP.
Lucas Lee
>not brushing up on your memeology
this ingenious user has been crafting his shillpost technique since at least new years eve
the thread almost always starts with a meme arrow scenario, followed by a glowing sponsorship for the brand and constant reference to Veeky Forums as "my friends"