Sorry Americans, but Oreos are disgusting

> not eating 36 oreos in one sitting

>doesn't like oreos
>still consumes enough in one go to have shit that consists entirely of oreos

I once shat oreos. I learned one should never insert them into an anus - especially using poligrip instead of lube.

oh yes they fucking do.

If I eat more than one (which often inevitably means eating around 10 or 20 over the course of a day), my shit turns black, even with otherwise normal eating habits outside of the Oreos.

bring back the marshmallow krispy ones

american here. i agree 100%

NO MORE OREOS!

Don't be sorry. Every mass produced cookie and snack food is bullshit.

Most of the shit we make is crap i used to like them as a kid but i guess you grow out of sweets

20 fucking oreos son

your poo is made of oreo at that point

it's not a fucking dye you just eat too many fucking oreos

you know what else makes you shit black? a bag of fucking charcoal. a fucking pint of squid ink

They stopped using lard in the 90s.

I agree. Make your own, they taste so much better.

Oreos are fucking gross.

the cookie part tastes like charcoal and the "cream filling" is basically a packet of sugar.

the cookie part doesn't taste remotely like charcoal

If you eat so many oreos you shit out oreos, you can just eat your own shit.

but, you're wrong.

it tastes like charcoal.

It's lard and powdered sugar.

These are even more disgusting than regular oreos

really taste like garbage and is expensive as shit. No reason to buy any when you live in a country with a decent biscuit industry, like France or Italy.

They're not terrible but they taste like an off-brand product you'd get for $0.50 a box. The cookie part is like dry cardboard with a slight chocolate flavour, the filling is just sugar.

white ones > white fudge ones > *

except for you can get off-brand oreos that taste even worse than that.

Has anyone tried this?
Basically the same thing, except only one cookie is cocoa flavored.

They're both shit, anyways.
Any cookie that's under 10€/kg is not worth buying.

>hating on peanut butter oreos
>hating on double stuff

The fruit punch ones are the most disgusting thing i've ever eaten.

Thinking all Americans eat Oreos is like thinking all Americans also regularly eat baby food.

It's crappy processed food eaten by children and marketed as though it was supposed to be a defining commodity of your childhood. Grownups honestly stop eating garbage like that these days.

>Grownups honestly stop eating garbage like that these days.
Grownups of a specific social class and place stop eating that shit. Poor people and those in backwaters still eat all kinds of garbage food as adults.

grownups eat what the fuck they want regardless of class. if they like oreos they eat oreos. can't believe Veeky Forums is sperging so hard over fucking cookies.

>can't believe Veeky Forums is sperging so hard over fucking cookies.
Welcome to Veeky Forums.

>Oreos are disgusting
Only the cream.

The cookies themselves are fucking delicious.

>implying charcoal is bad
No, Hank. Propane is not the best way to grill.

Not quite. The crowd who shops at Whole Foods isn't eating Oreos. You won't find summer homes in the Hamptons or on the Cape stocked with them. Most affluent, educated adults know if they keep eating the crap the ate as kids and teenagers they will end up fat and sick, so they change their eating patterns. The most affluent probably had parents that didn't allow them to eat crap when they were kids, so Oreos are likely to be foreign to them anyways.

>I only eat mature food intended for mature people such as myself

I really don't miss being a teenager

Most people's palates change as they get older, and they tend to gravitate towards more complex flavors and away from shit that's packed with refined sugars.

This isn't some kind of a secret.

The guys right though, what's the point in calling him a teenager? Once you're an adult you can't just eat whatever shit you like, because your metabolism gets rooted. Also sweet stuff just becomes less appealing.

> The crowd who shops at Whole Foods isn't eating Oreos

yes they are.

>You won't find summer homes in the Hamptons or on the Cape stocked with them.

yes you woill

>Most affluent, educated adults know if they keep eating the crap the ate as kids and teenagers they will end up fat and sick

some of them *think* that, but those people are idiots. you can eat oreos without getting fat and sick.

>The most affluent probably had parents that didn't allow them to eat crap when they were kids

you're idolising the rich. they are likely to have a better means and awareness of dietary control, yes. but that doesn't stop them giving their kids sweets or letting them buy sweets with their pocket money. it also doesn't mean they don't like oreos.

Of course they're shit, they're vegan.

Think about that. A CREAM-filled cookie is vegan. I don't even want to know what kind of lightly-vanilla-flavored plastic they're using instead.

>10€/kg
can I get a bongland unit conversion here?

I like Oreos. It's hard to find a tastier biscuit in the same price range.

6.62$/lb

Oreos are great. With milk, or with peanut butter, or broken in half, or chewed whole.

Except for the ones in America. I don't know how American Oreos ever took off. One time I was camping and I ate a cookie from a package that had been left open on the grass overnight. It was stale and soft from the morning dew. That's pretty much how American oreos taste, right out of the box.

>The most affluent probably had parents that didn't allow them to eat crap when they were kids, so Oreos are likely to be foreign to them anyways.
Yeah man, the rich are entirely unaware of these... what do you call them? Oreos?

American Oreos are now made in Mexico. You should give them another try.

The last time I had an American Oreo was in 2004, so you might actually be right.

BOOOOO

The "golden" version, just the white cookie with cream filling is actually not bad, and the mint is not bad if you scrape off most of the cream. The cookies with a little taste of the cream dipped in milk is a good snack

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

theyre good in white chocolate and ice cream, but otherwise yes

The proper way to eat oreo's is deep fried.

My ex was rich as fuck, her family owned some conglomerate that owned a beer company and a bunch of other shit. She had an indoor pool in her fucking house. Not one of those shitty little lap pools, an actual full-sized goddamn pool. Inside her house.

Her favorite food was Oreos. She'd get cookies and cream everything, whenever it was an option, that's what she'd get. The first time she told me she loved me was when I got her a bag of birthday cake Oreos (they were hard as fuck to find in our city because stores only got one shipment and everyone sold out super fast).

Making sweeping generalizations is stupid.

The British make the best biscuits in the world.

americans make the best biscuits in the world
I have no opinion on who makes the best cookie

>thread about oreos
>dumb brit brings up biscuits

Even if you're talking about cookies, or whatever you want to call small pastry/baked goods, the UK has nothing on the French. Hell, basically everything good you have comes from people who went to France to learn how to cook.

>eating around 10 or 20 over the course of a day

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I used to dip them in milk as a kid. I don't really like them anymore.

you are literally dying, dont blame the oreos

Yeah, black stool means blood in the stool. That guy is bleeding internally.

>Be me,ameriburger.
>hear about tim tams.
>forget about them.
>smoking bud with some freinds and He hands me a whole sealed boc of tim tams.
>sweetbabyjesus.png

Tim tams are god tier. Frozen, crumbled on ice cream. Maybe a little peanut butter. Any way u enjoy a tim tam doesnt matter cus fuck me Theyre good. GIMME SOME TIM TAMS STRAYA U CUNTS.

But only when he eats Oreos. Maybe he got some factory seconds that are full of glass.

they're just fat twixes dude, settle down.

The ones that are vanilla cookie with chocolate filling are actually pretty good.

no, Topkek is.

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