ITT: only the finest YouTube recipes

doe anyone have a link to that vid of the Brazilian? guy making a pizza who:
-tears the dough
-uses garbage to fire the pizza in the oven
-spins a fucking lid around and keeps dropping it
-puts on a gallon of cheese/mayo on the pie when its done

Bumping for this video

couple of my favorite Veeky Forums recipes ive saved for future use

youtube.com/watch?v=YMjTr2vLKzY

youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98

I wish I was talented enough to work for the food network

this is the first time I've watched this while drinking. The focusing and unfocusing of the camera on top of the whole thing is making me sick

>storebought icing
>Kwanzaa cake made by the whitest bitch on the planet
>nice big titties tho

I bet she gives the shittiest blowjobs on the planet. I had buddies in high school with approximations of her as moms and they annoyed the shit out of me. Clueless housewives with nothing to do all day but they still buy pre made dinners to feed their families. I bet their husbands were all banging the shit out of their secretaries

I wouldn't fucking blame them, if you're at home all day and haven't got a dinner made from scratch then what the actual fuck are you doing? Aside from drinking white wine and bitching about how hard it is to be you.

They knew they didn't have to do anything because if their man ever divorced them they would get millions in alimony

>Elbow crusties coated nuggets

JA/CK/

A low cost nutritious meal even ck can pull off making

youtu.be/vzJ9eQTp25s

How do you even develop this kind of personality? Must be by the time you're beyond 25 years old

He goes more and more insane as the video went on.

youtube.com/watch?v=5gUKZpgVfMo

youtube.com/watch?v=i-5VjDnevTY

>you want to use the real cheese not the processed ones

10/10

this + how to make ramen better = Veeky Forums sticky

you've never met turbofaggot children? I'm gonna upload something for you. it's basically this. but milder

He's faking it though

bacon and egg sandwish looks fucking disgusting
Just eat a goddamn club sandwish and change it a bit if you're tired of the usual ingredients

those are real people. I've met WAY sassier, younger boys. beyond anything I've seen in parody. I feel like it must have some specific criteria, either it's a developmental disorder or it's super attached children that get raised by grannies that talk like that.

>this hasn't been posted yet
youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY
Oldie but goodie.

Mad eye started cooking?

Her recipe doesn't sound very good but I really want to hug her or send her a mothers day card, I can't explain why though

i once saw a youtube cooking channel where the chef had a REALLY colourful and checkered apron.. anyone know which channel that was? I don't remember at all, this was like 4 years ago. I know one video he made was "old" pan fried bread

Even her pronunciation is annoying
>garlleek
>onyon
>hatdogs

that was awful

This
Her recipe is absolutely laughable garbage but she seems like a really nice albeit autistic lady

>now it's time to crumb our nuggets
lewd desu

He creeps me out something awful, especially when he says kids.

I think she's married to the governor of NY.

I'm fascinated.

youtube.com/watch?v=nHbajQ8U8Fw

hello, watermelon students!!

She could actually use some of Maries advice on microbes.

Sandra has breast cancer if you didn't know.

Do people actually do this?
When other people make food for me is there a good chance that it was prepared in a sink?

There's nothing wrong with preparing food in a sink as long as it's clean, you paranoid dinkass. It's no worse than preparing on the counter or elsewhere.

That's how most Australians speak.

Why are those yolks orange? Is it something in the chickens diet? Our egg yolks are a nice bright yellow in the US.

>Why are those yolks orange? Is it something in the chickens diet?

yep

could be bugs, marigolds, all kinds of stuff with carotenoids

who would eat watermelon with a fork

what disability does this man have

What a fucking fruit. But...

Okay, you know... he's not Marie, or cooking with Hoarders... or... well... youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s

youtube.com/watch?v=yq7_s8Y6uG8

MPW's knorr shilled carbonora was better then this.

>margarine
>corn oil
>kraft singles
>FUCKING HOT DOGS!

>tfw she is using a knorr packet too!

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

THIS IS WHY COLLEGE GIRLS CAN'T EVEN!

She's actually just giving up the puss for free

Cuomo is no retard, her days are numbered after they chop off her tits

I refuse to believe he is being serious

he seemed to actually enjoy it

and he's too old to understand what trolling is

so no

he's for real

Isn't this the guy who did the how to eat a watermelon video? I think he's more with it than we realize

youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY
no one comes close to his skills.

He actually cleaned up his house and everything, but his last upload was a year ago. youtube.com/watch?v=WBGohQPP2Yg

What kind of unholy alchemy happened in that pan to produce eggs like that? Is that used motor oil? What the fuck?

imdb.com/name/nm0932517/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm

he's a fucking actor you mongoloids

>Based Tom Willett

You're also a newfag

has Veeky Forums seen weber cooks yet? pretty good, simple meals!

youtu.be/7hF41qPkJxs

being Canadian

But do not forget the version with sad music:
youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ

lel came here for this. tom willett is based as fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=CsUPdlPyGZg

>and he's too old to understand what trolling is
Tom Willett was trolling way before you faggots even knew what trolling was.

>Our egg yolks are a nice bright yellow in the US.
are they corn fed like everything else in your country?

approximally

youtube.com/watch?v=l5q27rSY39U

Can't stand this faggot

what a cunt

>be Canadian woman
>get elbowed by a feminist

>tiny SEA girls making you dinner before you put it in their butt
>annoying

pick one

Feminists understand that women are not weak and should respect them enough to elbow them if it would be appropriate to elbow a man in the same situation.

professional extra is hardly an "actor"

whenever im feeling down i come to Veeky Forums and realize my life is pretty awesome compared to most of the fucks here/elsewhere that have totally just given up/have no chance

i have a feeling he doesnt have 3-6 guests to serve his dip to

basically just a really bad looking banana pudding with some sprinkles on it.

not that bad. would eat it at his spy school training.

>I'm pretty happy and doing well
>large chunk of Veeky Forums are all depressed, frustrated and lonely
>mfw

That miserable guy at the end is the best part really.

its pretty much a less autistic Veeky Forums shitting on pretentious foodies and making decent food in the process

Thats a nice banana tho.

I cant dig the sense of humor though
imo you gotta be cool and funny if youre gonna be an asshole

its pretty much the same jokes Veeky Forums makes all the time (i agree they aren't very funny)

>lawl gluten free
>gotta have the right equipment
>make sure everything is sliced properly
>knife skills are paramount even though you will be blending it

etc.

His jokes are pretty different to user humor

not really

90% of Veeky Forums humor is calling things the wrong name or getting picky over insignificant shit

thats all he did during the video as well

Why do you post in g and ck with that trip

I don't think you got the reference
cbc.ca/beta/news/politics/trudeau-conservative-whip-1.3588407

If I remember correctly, this guy is either a convicted pedophile, or some sort of sex offender, I can't remember which.

You know it! Corn in our soda, corn in our chicken feed, corn in our dog food, corn on our plates, we fucking love corn over here in the good old USA!

The best philly cheese chili dog you'll ever taste.

youtube.com/watch?v=0re9-rGves4

Can actually hear him getting fatter.

>Click Embed
>Assaulted by this gremlin's visage
What the fuck

>Lets give it a little taste here
>Fucking inhales half of the hot dog
Oh joey

>GUM-EYE

Does anyone have the vertical of the guy who made "the taste"?