Navy CS. Ask Me Anyting

Good goy!

How can you live with yourself knowing the shit you're feeding people who volunteered to serve for their country?

Did you use your brain when you posted that?

I heard the navy has the best food in the military, can you back that up?

Shit on a shingle.

Air Force DFACs do, our CSs made bomb omelets though.

He's saving the fleet from veggie omelet MREs

the fuck does "Navy CS." mean?

On my way to Okinawa in '78, we stopped at Norton AFB to catch the Flying Tiger for the hop over the big pond. It was a Friday, a few other Jarheads and I stopped at the E-chow hall. I shit you not, they had lobster tails and steak. We were like, we would've been happy with SOS. I give my vote to the Air Force.

Dont be envious, people tend to dread the idea of that lobster.

Culinary specialist

They still do at some,I thinks it's steak and lobster tuesdays.

What is by far your favorite thing to eat, of what you have prepared for all of the meals of the day?

So you're Filipino then, OP?

Did you niggers ever find your own building in great lakes?

How many of you are there in the Navy? While I was in the AF, cooks fell under Services. Most services guys were gym employees or ran the rec centers. Very few were actual cooks.

That's one gay looking tattoo.

Why do you make the cranks do everything you lazy shit?

Alcohol and being fresh out of a school, not my only regret.

>Guy in the back with flash hood and flash gloves on

Was this pic taken during a fire drill?

He was in charge of the omelet.
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No, no human could concoct such a hellish abomination.

how often do you spit in the food?

Does anyone fish off the boats?

You reckon?

Why?

Cum swallower?

I heard Marines and others were gay, is this true for the Navy?
Also what's their favourite meal?

Navy EM. Stop breaking your fucking appliances.

Navy Cuck Shed?

how you found Steven Seagall in "under seage" ?

>My fucking bull is making carne asada in my cuck shed again

REEEEEEEEEE

We don't have to do that, thannkfully.
Only when the recipe calls for it.
Chair Force has some decent cooks. I'm not gonna lie.
In the Navy, cooks fall under Supply Department.
Chuckwagon Stew is the easiest thing to make. It's just ground beef and beans. But you can season it any way you like, and when done right, it's one of my favorite things we do.
I literally just noticed that. Got the pic off a Google search.
Our grill straight up exploded one day. Glad y'all were there to fix it. TWO MONTHS LATER.

Is it not gay when you're underway?

Is it not queer when you've left the pier?

>Culinary specialist
I heard they're going to rename it to Nutritional Deployment Logician next year to make them seem even more important than Cooks

>CS
Can-opener Specialist

Frankly, I wish we were still called MS (Microwave Specialist).

Does the shit you guys get when you're doing stores say something to the effect that it's meant for prison consumption only? I'm in the CG and I remember helping cooks onload stores and everyone would say they saw shit like that written on the boxes.

Sorry, but you've been lied to. Granted, we don't get finely aged Kobe beef, but it's still real beef.

The pork chops we get are pretty awful, though. Like eating shoe leather.

Why should we care?

You cared enough to reply.

>Why should we care?
Because this is a board about cooking, fuck off.

>not heating up the omelet
>not using the green chili salsa
you're doing it wrong, the omelet is good if you take 5 min to make it good

We don't get MREs on the ship, unless we're in a GQ situation. And even then, we have galley personnel on the watchbill, so once we secure from the drill or casualty or what have you, we can still eat a hot meal. Unless the galley blows up. Then we get the MRE's.

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What is this?

How many men have you grilled?

Do you guys have the hellish food routine that we do?

Taco tuesday
Wasian wednesday
Fish friday
"Morale" saturday
Lazy fucking food sunday

counter strike?

I can confirm that coasties do fish calls. I dunno about navy

How's having the worst rate in the navy?

MMN3 here

Why is your rate 90% niggers?

I think the ape is just very large.

have you ever been in the barrel? was it fun?

Ex-Army that did gigs on the Saipan and New Orleans and was amazed to find out you faggots actually had some quasi-decent chow.

Back in the shit in Da Nang I wounded myself and took an arrow to the knee.

True story

Taco Tuesday is the only one we do on a regular basis. Wednesdays are burgers, Thursdays are Italian and Saturdays are pizza and wings.

Could be worse. I could be HT.

The last post before yours was over 3 hours old.

Just needed to put that on the table where we all can see it.

Even the CS pinup girl is black.

Why do all American troops get a major case of the boo-hoos (PTSD)?

What does CS mean?

I can tell you answer to that. Because they will get money off it the rest of their lives.

If you are cook in the army it is a very important job. Good food boosts morale of troops and no soldier could fight without food.

I heard we won winter war because of our soldiers got good meals and all Russians got was tea and bread. Food makes a difference.
T. Finland

Serious question:

are most cooks in the military black?

I swear on every documentary I see they are mostly black

tfw you'll never be the housewife on a u-boat and serve strong men that have been away from society for too long

Niggers join the military to get a trade, not to fight.

Fighting is for the white man.

>are most cooks in the military black?
Ex Royal Navy Submariner here, every single black I ever served with was either a cook,steward or storeman, half could barely speak English since they were mostly from commonwealth nations.

Why do you only serve Texas Pete on the boat?

CS2 Here

You are right about being good. I cant tell you how many shit bags I have seen.

I was the night baker on the USS Bunker Hill for 4 Years.

Loved every min of it. Some nights the Choplog sucked but other night it was D&D on the messdeck with my FSA.

And by D&D you mean tabletop gaming? Or frottage?

how to get some of that vet respect without actually doing a tour? it's not that I'm afraid, I just like my life and don't feel like leaving it behind

>how to get some of that vet respect without actually doing a tour?
Airforce then volunteer to be a missile man. Boring as shit but safe as fuck.

What is wrong with Texas Pete? Texas Pete is the best hot sauce.

I see. Because since stealing valor isn't against the law anymore I have been considering just doing that. Get myself a camo jacket and a MAGA hat, people will just assume I'm the real deal.

I'd salute you, captain.

If you do then do not fuck it up, pretending to be an Officer is a felony and pretending to be an NCO may end up with you losing teeth. My advice is to follow Terminal Lances advice and pretend to be an obscure MOS with a low rank, civilians will not know what you do and veterans will be too baffled to challenge you.

Texas Pete is the best sauce in the world.

Before stolen valor shaming on youtube:

>run into some weirdo on the street, claims he is a 5 star general
>"lol whatever dude, carry on"

After stolen valor shaming on youtube:

>run into some weirdo on the street, claims he is a 5 star general
>Harass obviously mentally ill questions he couldn't possibly answer, get all violent and confrontational about it
>Beat up mentally ill man because I worked myself into a froth over stolen valor

What happened to us man?

Stolen valor is worldstar hip hop for white men, I am a veteran but genuinely do not give a shit if anyone pretends to be one as well, most of the time the ones confronting are as cringe worthy as the fake. Anyone that gets angry over a uniform or patches has mental problems, I feel sorry for them too.

I just want to wear the clothes without people giving me shit. I may just say I did a run as a PMC in west africa, mostly escorts, sometimes wetwork.
that should shut them up.

We have Texas Pete because our Suppo likes it. We also have Tapatio because the CO likes it.

Never admit to doing wetwork as they will laugh at you, stick to security (physical and cyber).

Nice. Night baker is the best thing to do underway. No drama, get to sleep during the day and have more time than anyone else in the galley to actually get PQS's done. Or play D&D. Whatever you're into.

>sometimes wetwork
That's where you get pegged immediately as a poser. Straight up, in the game the majority of private security contractors refer to themselves as that: private security. It's way better marketing than calling yourself a mercenary or if you're feeling really romantic: a soldier of fortune.

...do not call yourself a soldier of fortune, old people and children will point and laugh at you and tell you go back to the 80's.

>vet respect

>What happened to us man?

We started to expect not to get our asses beat when we did stupid shit...

What A school did you fail to get in as a cook?

What is your GT score?

>found the POG / Pogue / poser / support pussy / fobbit / REMF

You're probably one of the rejects that see's nothing wrong with open faggotry and females in combat units, aren't you killer?

I did 8 years in the Infantry and got out as a Captain, forgive me if I do not go into a frothing rage at seeing a fatbody or a teenager wearing Special Forces tabs or a rank belonging to someone 10 years their senior. I used to get wound up by it but that was not good for my health.

I just realized all the chow hall guys are black. Fuck

Which is all well and good until an actual disabled vet gets beat up, which happened.