What are some foods that emulate the taste of cum well?

What are some foods that emulate the taste of cum well?
Only one I know of are salted avocados.

Millet, like several grasses, smells a bit like cum when you cook it, don't know about the taste of cum though so I wouldn't be able to judge that one

Pray tell us, user, why do you seek the essence of cum?

I'm doing the food for a cum themed party.

Brie

>cum in a bowl for a month straight
>make sure it sits in the sun for at least a day
>Serve it at party saying its chip dip
>??????
>profit

I don't have a penis, and that's gross and unhygienic

None of us do user. The internet has no gender.

why would you even suggest it then? baka

What the fuck is a cum themed party?

>Brie
yes

>and the moment I wrote it, I felt embarassed

Maybe you have a friend who does, idk?

All my friends cum together and cum in my mouth. Its a really fun way to have a good team building experience. ;3

have you never been to a party with a theme? vampires, 18th century nobility, firemen, the sea, etc.
this is that, where the theme is cum.
it's still gross.

Uh, not really. Cum is super sanitary. I use it to disinfect my clothes.

How many people are you going to need to serve?

I'm going to a Lemon themed party next month with my Uncle Godfrey.
Can't wait.

Uh.. Okay?
I can't tell if you're referencing something, just genuinely sharing your excitement, or if the concept of themed parties is LEGITIMATELY new to you.
12-15, why?

No, just kind of excited. I'm gonna make some lemonade to take.

Because, first of all, I dunno whos gonna be there but not many people actually even LIKE the taste of cum. You should make a giant penis cake and have some hella icing coming out the tip.

lime is superior, fight me.

second

I like lime but this is specifically a lemon party Godfrey told me.

Who's Godfrey? Why not just call him uncle?
Are you in love?

...

He's not really my uncle, it's just what the kids around here call him.

Are his two friends going to be there?

Yeah, it's all his friends.

Idk how cum tastes, but overcooked broccoli smells like cum.

Gay guy here

I will try this to see if you are correct