Hey Veeky Forums I'm about to cook dinner but I just realised I'm all out of cooking oil...

Hey Veeky Forums I'm about to cook dinner but I just realised I'm all out of cooking oil, do you think I can use moisturiser as a replacement?

Should I add some water as well?

(You)

you're an idiot if you put bathroom products in your food.

Why exactly?

I've googled it and it seems that moisturiser is edible, otherwise why would people willingly put it on their skin?

That's a pic of premelted 'cago 'za sauce.

What kind of boredom or complete lack of self awareness dies this thread require? It's almost staggering to imagine

no, yeah guzzle that shit

it moisturizes your insides so that food can slide around better and it helps make pooping super easy.

so hand sanatizer is fine to drink if I want to get drunk?

That's a stupid analogy, I need something to make sure my chicken doesn't stick to the pan

Just because you can doesn't mean you should, or that it's advisable.

Just use Vaseline

Sometimes they have denatured alcohol in them, so at least check first.

I just want you to know how completely unfunny and uninspired this thread is

Please try to use at least a child's level of intellect before you post again

don't even joke about that shit
you can go blind from doing that with hand sanitizer or isopropyl/rubbing alcohol

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You call me a child yet you don't offer an answer and just insult me

I'll slit your throat neck

Just use water in your pan and cover it. It won't brown as well, but it'll get the job done. You can even boil the meat in broth and add veggies and to it. Or make rice and cook it into it with seasonings and veggies. Gosh you don't really need much for oils in the kitchen...

You're obviously a 30-year-old woman. It's cute that you're trying to help him, but he just made this thread as a stupid joke.

Many moisturizers are very non-toxic, and you could probably ingest them.

In your case, though, give antifreeze a shot.

>butter in bottom of pan
Problem solved

Thanks for that. You make me feel young!

What kind dies you are thread?

What are you doing on Veeky Forums, mum?

I prefer grandma! Just something to do. Used to catch the boys on /b, now this is more entertaining than FB. This weekend I'll be taking the grandchild out for a four day camping trip. So I won't be on for a bit :/

fuck off

Trim the fat off some meat, put it in a hot pan so it liquifies. Wa la!

But this is a troll thread.

I bet their stepfather will be glad he doesn't have to watch them while his wife goes out with her bf

Use sex lube it's edible

dont use moisturizer. it has chemicals in it that reveal themselves once they are heated up. just rub some blue colored deodorant or even axe body spray to coat your pan. dont use white deodorant because it clumps

But chicken doesn't have fat

7706850 (You)

Idiot.

just mix the moisturiser with food and apply - your skin will 'eat' it.

Butter lard or bacon grease didn't cross your mind ?

(You)

use ur cum

Didn't have any bacon handy

>Wa la!

voila, heathen