Stone Soup

Your village is making stone soup. What ingredient will you contribute to the pot?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_Soup

What a dumb thread.

I'll bring you a brimming cup full of GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Heh.

See ya, kid.

I'll bring some rock lobster

potato or tomato

Organic ground wolfsbane

It'll be so delicious, OP I'd want you to take a big gulp first and you'll be delirious from how good it is.

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>1 magma

I'll bring a large bunch of cilantro.

halal goatmeat

leftover sirloin
turkey breast
sliced up hot dogs
bacon
sweet potato, onion, celery
jar of salsa
canned green beans
pimentos
lime juice
green chilis
garlic
sweet creamed corn
roasted red peppers
jalepenos
cajun seasoning
a beer
beef bullion cubes

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Cyanide

coconut

a stone

LSD

Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up

You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up

You put the lime in the coconut and call the doctor woke him up
I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take
I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache

We made this in elementary school.
I would have never remembered that on my own, thanks OP.

I've got some rocky mountain oysters I've been saving for a rainy day.

>posts in shit thread
>doesn't even understand the thread
>uses jack image

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Leeks. Leeks are the secret soup ingredient.

muh roodypoo

Is there going to be meat in this soup? I'm vegan.

Nothing personnel, kid

What a bunch of rubes.

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I walk up to the pot and say
"I'm going to add my secret ingredient, but it's a secret, so can I get some privacy with the pot?"

I add nothing to the pot.
I fend off questions for weeks about what my secret ingredient is, and everyone's rave reviews of the soup mention the effect the ingredient must have had.

Summa' Aunt Myrna's CLASSIC Chicago style deep-dish party cheese salad

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I bring a gun to the gathering and take possession of all food items for myself. Any furtive movements from the crowd and KERPOW! Their head turns into a canoe.

I was actually going to give a reasonable answer until I read the whole thread.

Fuck you, boss.

That fucking filename though. Underrated post of the month.

Stone of course

>lsd
>boiling liquid
>implying it wont break down as the soup boils
>implying lsd is even real

I'd be very wary of allowing a Veeky Forums user unsupervised access to my food.

A daiquiri is not fucking juice you retarded captcha

Bread for the soup.

that face. I can't. It's so funny yet depressing.

kek.

cum

Your city is making stone 'za. What do you contribute to the deep dish?

Stone soup was one of my favorite stories as a kid.

a box of baking soda :^)

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frozen sweet corn.

it's a very safe ingredient. it doesn't really clash with anything. nobody will blame me for fucking up the soup.

AHAHAHAHA OMFG DATS THE FUNNIEST THANG EVAR XDDD

WARGARBLE!!!!