I need a quick tip to stay awake, it's 4:23am here where I live, and I plan on staying up all night, go to work...

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quick, name everything your working with.

Water, cigarettes, some Fanta, Veeky Forums, just got into a match of Dota 2, some sunlight, and I'm currently listening to "The Great Escape" by Elmer Bernstein.

>listening to "The Great Escape" by Elmer Bernstein
The movie was better. Steve McQueen is awesome.

True. Now it's switched to "The Hustle" instead.

put yourself in a state of discomfort ie cross your legs weirdly under you
switch to a different uncomfortable position if it gets unbearable
keep your screen bright and do engaging stuff like games, don't just watch a movie
also get a coffee on your way to work i guess

Prick out your armchairs with a set of tweezers

Drink heaps of water and try to hold in your piss for as long as possible.

Drink some ice water, take a cold shower, do some painful yoga stretches.

Also, laying down for 30 minutes with your eyes closed without falling asleep is still better than no sleep at all. Just set an alarm to make sure you stay awake.

you're not going to lmao

You're an idiot, OP. You're going to fall asleep at work and lose your job. Even catching an hour of sleep while you had the chance could have saved you.

emergency.....EMERGENCY

the best shit you got is the smokes, which can work as a stimulant or a depressant depending on the dosage (there’s some other bullshit about mood and junk but it’s bullshit). So our best science says that high doses of nicotine will act as a stimulant and low doses will act as a depressant....DO NOT fuck this up or it will have the opposite effect. You need to get every last drop of nicotine out of the smokes and into you as quickly as possible. here’s what you do.

take them all and crush and grind the shit out of them anyway you can.

put them in a VERY small amount of simmering butter to extract.

do not brown.

stop the cooking process with water to deglaze until if forms a rather vicious liquid (like runny corn syrup)

let it steep for 20 min off heat

it should thicken even further

you’ll now have to thin it out to be able to consume any alcohol should work, cooking wine, rubbing, whiskey whatever.

pound it all leaves and everything

you will not sleep for three days.

Prescription amphetamines. Head on over to your local university's library to find a dealer.

Makes mustard gas.

You'll stay awake for 3 days maybe, or stroke out, wouldn't be surprised if you puke violently and run a fever.

do this worked for me

Coke or even better get some speed

If you're in college you can find adderall easily

Go to the drug store and get some ephedrine you fucking pleb. Bronk-Aid brand. Behind the counter in the U.S. because it's a precursor to meth.

That, physical activity, and cold showers.

Do some light stretches every so often, drink water, eat occasional light snacks.

i think this helps. all of my all nighters have failed when i don't busy myself, and instead chill on my ass. after you pass a certian threshold, you'll find yourself awake again, but you'll be lacking energy at work

>speed

>be 22
>live with roommate
>both of us heavy drinkers but don't use any illegal drugs regularly
>meth dealer moves across
>roommate used to use meth
>like a lot of meth
>used to shoot it
>roommate decides he wants to get high
>asks if I want to as well
>whynot.png
>asks how I want to do it
>don't want to smoke it off foil
>don't want to snort because I hear it burns
>roommate helps me shoot small amount
>DAT RUSH
>this is great, I feel great, why would anyone have have a problem with this, let's play playstation, let's play music, let's watch youtube videos

LATER

>coming down so shoot more
>repeat

NEXT DAY

>haven't slept
>feel like shit
>get more dope
>take bigger shot
>DAT COUGH
>stumble to living room
>GTA IV on television
>notice I'm seeing wavy lines
>every sound seems as if it's coming through an industrial fan
>tell roommate
>"Oh! It's called 'over-amping', awesome ain't it?'"
>"IDUNNOISTHISAWESOME?"

SUDDENLY
>hallucinations
>hear whispering all around me
>voice of my long-dead grandmother scolds me about one gay experience I have
>cops outside, about to break down door
>all goes black
>wake up
>ask roommate if the cops went away
>roommate laughs and keeps playing vidya
>mfw

NEVER AGAIN

>reasons fags shouldn't do drugs

holy shit don't do meth man

I was sweating just typing it. Savage stuff.

I've no rebuttal.

lol