What is the correct Waffle House order?

sausage egg and cheese on the jalapeno biscuit

All Star Special
>Eggs over medium
>Browns smothered, covered, peppered, chunked, and capped
>Bacon
>Pecan or blueberry waffle, well buttered and syrupped
>[spoiler]Cinnamon raisin toast[/spoiler] or replace with a biscuit
>Coffee
>Smother everything in hot sauce and Heinz 57

or

>Texas Cheesesteak or Angus Patty Melt and browns
>Sprite with vanilla syrup

The GOAT, I promise

Tall stack of pecan pancakes

Cheese 'N Eggs with bacon, raisin toast & hash browns.

All the ones I've seen do. I wish they'd expand into New England.

>tfw no wafflehouse where i live

>tfw only had it once when i visited Missouri

I sincerely believe that Waffle house is one of the greatest institutions in US history.

That said, two burgers and country hasbrowns will set me up just fine for the rest of the day

the burgers are fucking amazing for the price and they still make the sausage gravy fresh every time

yes, every one. And it's great because the entire grill is right in front of you so you can tell instantly if it's clean and well run and see what the cooks are doing.

You haven't lived till you're watched a one-eyed Mexican and a skellington redneck with a spiderweb tattoo make 15 different breakfasts in less than 9 min in front a grill and a on a floor you could eat off of.

steak and bacon melt and chili

We had some awesome waffle houses where I lived growing up, and all of them were pretty good quality at the very least. There's only one that I know of here, and it sucked the several times I went there. People still praise it because
>muh waffle house

Waffle House never fails. Always open. Did you know there is a Waffle House matrix to determine an impact to a society after a natural disaster and literally a national plan to re-open Waffle Houses?

fema.gov/blog/2012-05-30/waffle-house-plan-show

4 egg classic French omelet with ham.

>Whut?

Not every one. Our Waffle House looks like this. Although I'm not sure it's part of the same chain.

Waffles?

Large order of hashbrowns and a cherry coke. Or a coffee.

Ordering them to tell you where the closest Dunkin is located.

But there's literally no pricing on the menu...

I think I'll try the Waffle waffle.

>Although I'm not sure it's part of the same chain
It is.
For the longest time, there was another chain called Waffle House, that was pissed off at the Waffle House we all know and love. Eventually Waffle House bought that chain out. I'm assuming that's one of their old restaurants.

Dunking is shit kys m8

Yankee here
What are these, are they like Denny's ie) chain diner

Picture a Denny's with no dining area, an open kitchen, and better food.

BLT and an unsweetened iced tea you absolute plebian degenerates

Sans spit.

HASH BROWNS ALL THE WAY OR BUST

If I ever survive a nuclear disaster or third World War, I know I'll be alright afterward

Walking out without ordering anything

Covered
Diced
Peppered

its nothing like a dennys at all.
they are odd places usually in bad areas of town.
They seem to exist outside normal space and time.
staffed mostly by ex con women.
really really unique chain I have to say.

>its nothing like a dennys at all.
True

>they are odd places usually in bad areas of town.
Mostly true, but occsainally in really nice places (e.g. Providence/Mt. Juliet Tn Location outside of Nashville)

>They seem to exist outside normal space and time.
True, it's like walking into a 1970's hardcore republican/christian trailer park with a side of niggers

>staffed mostly by ex con women.
and ex con women

>really really unique chain I have to say.
understatement of the century

>anywhere in tennessee
>nice

very cute.

Someones jealous of the newest and best "It City" in the country

I miss Waffle House so much. I'm technically in the south. Why are they not here?

>large hash browns, scattered, smothered, covered and peppered
>texas bacon, egg and cheese melt
>coffee
>change for a dollar so i can play all the WaHo novelty songs on the juke

Thanks for noticing.

I find your meal to be within acceptable parameters.

I usually get a coffee with some grits and fully loaded hashbrowns. Thier portions are really generous and I like the shit shack truck stop atmosphere.

Double-quarter cheese plate, scattered, smothered, covered and a fresh cup of coffee.

Waffle House is not a chain. I have been led to believe over time it is the manifestation in our reality of some vast organism or eldrich abominations, due to it's reality defying and ontological powers.

They only rarely appear in 'nice areas', the preferred environment for Waffle Houses to live seems to be in run down areas. Next to gas stations, truck stops, ghettos and the seedier parts of a town. They somehow exist in defiance of all the laws that would seem to govern what would happen to a business there.

Going inside, things only become weirder. You'll see among the customers a bizarre mixture of ghetto gangbangers, crackheads, rednecks, white trash, black trash, ordinary people, police officers.

They are all attended to by what appear to be former convicts. The cooks might be a massive slab of a man covered in tattoos and scars, or an ancient black man who looks more rasin than human. The waitresses are covered in tattoos as well. I don't understand why the extradimensional entity disguising itself as Waffle Houses prefers ex convicts to serve and work for it, but it seems to have its own motives.

The final reality defying part is the quality of the food, and indeed the inside of the Waffle House itself. Even though the area outside can be filled with choking gasoline fumes, burnt down and used as crack houses and meth labs, filled with gangbangers, or simply covered in dirt and grime the inside is spotless and clean. The food produced also seems to defy reality, being high in portions and taste and being low in price.

I hope this helps you Veeky Forums.

very fair post that sums up my on going fascination with the Wa Hoe... I first started to wonder about these things when I was a freshman at the Georgia Institute of Technology and would often find myself at one of the 2 or 3 close by Wa Hoes at 3 or 4 in the morning. Supposedly it was co founded by a GT grad... But I suspect this is not really true and is a cover story of the interdimensional being that is really at the heart of wahoe operations...

but a few points of clarification...

>they only rarely appear in 'nice areas', the preferred environment for Waffle Houses to live seems to be in run down areas.

cheaper land. the interdimensional entity purchases the land through several different shell corporations to hide its identity and then pays cash. this is done for cheaper operating cost (keeping the price of food cheap - as well as tax benefits of not having to declare wealth and income through shell corporations on loan paperwork)

>I don't understand why the extradimensional entity disguising itself as Waffle Houses prefers ex convicts to serve and work for it, but it seems to have its own motives.

This is another tax break tactic.

>The food produced also seems to defy reality, being high in portions and taste and being low in price.

This can only be achieved in a couple ways... limit the menu to mostly breakfast and control costs of good sold. The Wa Hoe has clearly chosen the smaller menu approach. Unlike ihop which has branched into stuffed french toast and crepes and a dozen or more silly meals no one at ihop really wants... the waffle hause hast kept things uber simple. waffles, eggs, grits, fried potatoes... sure you can get a burger or a steak or a salad - but all those items are seriously subpar. their biscuits are ok, the grilled chicken is edible, the thing sliced beef on their melts is surprisingly good though when it is not overly chewy or grissled.

m8...

>Bloomington, IN

I miss that town

soo.. stick with eggs, waffles, bacon, grits, and hashbrowns and you will be fine.

thats probably what 80% of people order.. and thats the proper way to order. if you get out of that comfort zone you are doing it all wrong at the wahoe... a little break from the ordinary with a texas cheese steak from time to time is understandable.. but you don't live there.. you visit that cheese steak and then you come back from your vacation and hit of that tripple scattered covered capped like a proper peasant.

so lets break that simple menu down..

what does an egg cost? 10 cents?
what does a bowl of grist cost? 5 cents?
hashbrowns triple order...? 25 cents?
waffle batter? 15 cents?

they charge 2 to 4 bucks for each of those items. their profit margins are INSANE. they aren't doing ANYTHING FANCY.

and what are they paying for labor costs? minimum wage or less to convicts... the way you keep them in line is you call up their parole officer and the government does it for you. the interdimensional beings that run all massive corporate conglamerates are all on govt welfare in one way or another through social assistance programs or through tax breaks... they don't have to provide medical benefits because all their convicts are part time and qualify for welfare, SNAP, and government healthcare.

The interdimensional, tax haven, conglomerate overlords of wa hoe know exactly what they are doing and it's freakin brilliant. Same as how walmart runs their shit. employ the shit stains of america, don't pay them enough part time so that they qualify for govt assistance, sell the cheapest shit you can find for a low price.

I'm fine with them doing it so long as I can get my scattered double covered.

I don't think you're right.

For years the national chain was known in Indiana as Waffle & Steak due to the existence of small chain of non-affiliated Waffle House restaurants in the state. They did not buy out the Indiana Waffle House, there are at least a few left that are independent.

However, the national chain decided to switch to the Waffle House name in Indiana a decade or so ago.

chocolate chip waffle with three eggs scrambled w/cheese, sausage patties, biscuit instead of toast, and capped chopped and topped

you wont need to eat for a week

I have no idea how waffle house stays in business. There are two in my town that are always empty. I always thought it was just a front for prostitution or something.

living in atlanta u will get tired of this shit so quick

Pecan waffle with sausage, 3 eggs, scrambled, toast and butter, hashbrowns, and a sweet iced tea. And an Angus patty melt to go.

A restraining order. Every employee and patron has at least one against them.