Let's play a game Veeky Forums. You get to pick 3 toppings for your burger. They can be anything you want, so long as you don't go over 3. Sauces, condiments, salad, bacon, whatever.
But here's the catch. Once you pick your 3, these are the only things you'll be able to have on a burger ever again. So choose wisely.
>smoked cheddar cheese >BBQ sauce >Bacon
Chase Johnson
bacon cheddar onion
Dominic Bailey
Just wait for mods to get bored of hiding my threads, then we'll get some replies.
Austin Bell
Arugula, over-easy egg, chipotle-garlic aioli
Nolan Scott
What the fuck is "salad"? Any raw vegetables? That adds a lot more than 3 ingredients.
Zachary Smith
Fried egg Bleu cheese Lettuce (Romain).
Jackson Wright
Tomato Avocado Tartar sauce
Colton Gonzalez
Gummy worms Pineapple Hot dogs
Josiah Garcia
Obviously individual vegetables, everyone else figured that out.
Andrew Kelly
Avacado, egg, salted pepper
Jackson Rivera
>Bleu cheese I believe you mean fromage blue.
David Ramirez
>american cheese >ketchup
that’s all it needs but I guess
>bacon
Eli Lopez
Bacon, fried egg, maple syrup.
Try it.
Juan Wood
Bacon Cheddar Polish style pickled cucumber.
Cooper Walker
Can I just say Hardee's Diablo burger and be done with it?
Hunter Wright
'con Cucs 'dar
Cameron Stewart
>bun >patty >cheese
Adrian Butler
'aggot
Henry Gomez
Extra patty Extra patty Stick of butter
Isaac Evans
Mayo Lettuce/tomato/onion Avocado
Bentley Hughes
Mayonnaise, mustard and relish
EZ
Tyler Young
T-bone steak, onion soup, popcorn
Angel Mitchell
Blue Cheese Onion Pickle
Matthew Cooper
Thousand island, tomatoes, cheddar. Thick on all if the above.
Gabriel Torres
Fish and chips Bundy Rum Balmain Bay Bugs
t. Austraila
Nathaniel Hill
crushed oreos seaweed glacé cherries
Nolan Sanchez
*ggot
Landon Gonzalez
carrots coconut m&m's those hard sugar cake decals
Hudson Fisher
Mustard Jalapenos Blue cheese
Can I still dip it in ketchup? I always dip my burgers in ketchup. Or barbecue sauce.
Nolan Price
Party cheese salad Aspic Head cheese
Jack Nelson
Tomato, onion, pickle.
Best burger.
Dominic Jenkins
I don't think I can top that
Jayden Price
I'm surprised there's this much diversity in what we all like on our burgers. There's a lesson to be learned here ;)
Ryan Butler
OP here, afraid not. I had to choose BBQ sauce as one of mine.
William Richardson
cheese mustard ketchup
wow that was easy
Anthony Wood
A whole chicken sandwich with whatever I want on it but no chicken or bun - -
Jacob Bennett
Bacon Blue cheese Fried egg
Can I substitute the bun for another topping? Well in any case, lettuce wrapped.
Josiah Collins
OP here, I will allow this.
Nathaniel Cox
Thank you benevolent OP, this is all I order anyway when I get burgers.
Charles Harris
Does two patties count as an ingredient? What about two buns? Can I do it Big Mac style or is that extra?
Michael Mitchell
Probably this guy's: or >bacon >fried egg >sri racha
or >old cheddar >mustard >onions
Thomas Sullivan
pizza, salad & spaghetti burger
Connor Moore
You can use extra bun, but each slice counts as 1 ingredient.
Leo Rogers
>2" thick pie crust >8 lbs of American Cheese >1000 crushed tomatoes
Gotta have my Chicago Style Deep Dish
Easton Turner
Mayo Tomato Lettuce
William James
jalapeno avocado pepperjack
Ryder Nelson
I thought it meant salad dressings. Like separate BBQ sauce from Thousand Island
Kayden Bell
mein brother of african descent
Ethan Ross
Bacon, cheddar cheese, grilled onion
Luis Lewis
Mayo, cheese, bacon
Leo Cox
>fish and chips >one topping
Jace Cox
>Hardees Diablo Burger >as a topping on a burger
Do you still have 2 other toppings?
Liam Rogers
Mustard.
Dill pickle.
Onion.
If I could bump it to 4 I'd add ketchup, and that would basically be my standard burger.
Alexander Gutierrez
Dijon mustard
Pickled jalapeños
Spinach
Ayden Cruz
No I don't, I'm not from a fly over country.
Joshua Wood
> bacon
> avocado
> mayonnaise
Zachary Long
cheddar bacon ketchup
Jace Miller
BBQ, onions, lettuce
BUT
deep-fry the burger
Kayden Thompson
He was mocking your half-French by swapping the halves.