Bar Rescue Thread

What bar was the worst?

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the one I can remember because this show is so memorable

youtube.com/watch?v=cYfXbkrkJyw

fuggin kek

Oh, now we're cooking with glass.

>worst owners
The Dirty Rooster, pic related.

>worst theme
Piratz Tavern

>worst kitchen
JA Murphy's

>worst bartenders
All of them. No one on this show can make a fucking drink. "how does i into martini?"

>worst Taffer flipout
Zanzibar in Denver. Owner called Taffer's chef buddy a 'fatboy.'

forgot pic

Staged/10

No one would work that hard to flop a four when there's a six sitting at the same table.

The pirate bar had to be the worst overall. Then, they went and turned it right back into a pirate bar, except with an even more retarded name after Taffer fixed it. Granted, he went out of his way to make his theme a giant fuck you to the owner, but still.

It makes me sad that people like that exist.

Honourable mention goes to the bar owned by the angry hippie lady.

Amy's Baking Company

What was the bar where Taffer supposedly found a video of the owner bribing the bouncer to put one of the bartenders through a window?

My hometown takes that title, O'Face Bar. Bunch of the worst redneck scumbags literally drinking out of a doublewide trailer.

They're people, not a Poker hand.

I live a few minutes from MT Bottles and Cans and used to drink there all the time when I was 21 and it first opened. I was thoroughly grossed out by that episode where it showed the worms swimming in the water in the basement.

My nigga, I grew up near there.

>Taffer's fugly wife
>people
pick one

>Former wife

Pirate one was flipped into a goldmine but the retarded owner changed it back cause muh pirates and doesnt like money

The one where the horse rolls in and shits on the floor and no one does anything about it. Even a child would know thats not right. Come to think of it, was probably staged

The one where the bar doesn't have a fully liquor license, so they let people bring their own liquor in and drink it then wonder why they aren't making any money

The pirate actually did very well after they changed it back. They took his business advice and got their fans back. He's never gone back because he's pissed that he was wrong.

Watching the Pirate one now. Some nice tatas in this episode.

>probably staged
This show gives me a staged vibe A LOT, but that was most likely fate. Animal rights groups would have had a shit fit if it came out that the producers willingly sent a horse into a building where it could so easily hurt itself. Even Taffer himself spat "WHAT IF THAT HORSE HAD BROKEN A LEG??!!!!!"

It's just too risky.

when he has his aneuyrism and his eyes pop out of his head i hope they get it on camera

Wut, she leave him? I can't find anything on that.

>The pirate bar had to be the worst overall
beat me to it. this so much. i think they burned an effigy of him lol
they were ungrateful fucks and im glad they closed down


wrong show but im guessing you knew that already

>The one where the horse rolls in and shits on the floor

legit lol'd
i forgot all about that

link?

we should synctube it or whatever it is now
i love watching shows with anons

Wasn't that only because under their local law if they didn't have a liquor license they could allow smoking inside?

No it was because they were too fucking cheap, not realizing that the upfront cost would pay itself back in no time.

what were they selling? just food?

And bottled beer since that apparently didn't need a license.

wow, a bar that sells beer and that's it. and in bottles


anyone have any kek worthy clips? i feel like laughing at stupid shit tonight.

the vagina clip posted earlier was good

free with amazon prime.

found the ugly woman

but i like watching with anons

The Corporate logo reminds me of the Anonymous guy lol.

we are lejun
im trying to find something funny to say but i got nothing

I live near the former Piratz tavern. It shut down not too long ago and was commandeered by another better local bar that had experienced a fire and had to vacate. Trust me, it is not missed.

>commandeered
hue

i wish i could have visited just to talk shit and laugh at these morans [sic]

I would have slammed down some of that grog (that's a lot of alcohol and I doubt they were charging a whole lot for it) and gawk at those big titty bitches.

can't go wrong with some big tittied wenches.
>fold up a dollar bill and leave it on the bartop to see what happens

i love the ripoff pirates of the caribean music in the background
here's a short clip of the pirate fags
spike.com/video-clips/pbwz88/bar-rescue-piratz-tavern-burned-down-taffers-concept

juciano and one eyed mike are probably registered kiddy diddlers
they both creep me out

i think they should have kicked him off the show after this. looked like he was about to stab someone and it looked like he's done it before
youtube.com/watch?v=yHBgr23wgTw

None, because it's all 100% staged.

what was the worst staged one then?
>implying we all don't know that

Oh man, I worked in a kitchen with a cat who would overt-ninja up behind people with a knife in hopes that someone would see it and notice how upset he was.

now that's passive aggressive
and dangerous. i can imagine an accident and killing someone because of a slip on the floor.
should have been fired and had a psych eval
im watching piratzzzz tavern now but i could only find a shit version that has altered audio on daily motion.
anyone have a better link?

That faggot with the baseball bar who ruined it again after Bar Rescue Man rescued the bar.

> i can imagine an accident and killing someone because of a slip on the floor.
Not even shitting you, he went to do it one time and wrapped his pinky on the blade.

wew lad
add workman's comp and legal liabilities onto your bill.
fuckin aye man, i hate stupid people
i bet you had a shitty boss too

Oh yeah, the dude who had the staff play "characters" and hired his dope-fiend sister, expecting her not to steal from him?
>shame

>workman's comp and legal liabilities
Bahahahaha, the owner was an illegal alien, did some ninja shit to get around paperwork.
>i bet you had a shitty boss too
Was also illegal and too high on crack and heroin to care about much.

I went from dropping out of Cornell straight to working at this place, by the way. Talk about temptation to jump in front of a train.

>I went from dropping out of Cornell straight to working at this place

get your ass back there faggot
what the fug happened?

An athiest professor made us choose between denouncing God or failing his mandatory class, and I made a stand.

No, I basically failed out of my scholarship. Wasn't Ivy League material it turns out. Just had to moove on.

You are not the kid from God's Not Dead. Stop shit posting.

It was a joke, shit-biscuit.

Much like this bar:
youtube.com/watch?v=v6FxwRGIy1g

Has he given up on any more bars since this?

kek
glad you weren't going full fedora on me

her eyelashes are bukkake pornstar tier
then we got mr military badass cawwadooody
wew lad

im also pretty sure that they use the same sound clip harsh violin in kitchen nightmares

is john taffer legit?
bugging eyes and bulging neck veins aside (which is just for show) do you think he knows what he's talking about.

found this and im a few minutes in and so far it looks like he does
youtube.com/watch?v=VJjTOuUkK-k

He is legit, he's the top consultant for one of the largest bar supply companies in the country.

ive been starting to watch his stuff and it all seems logical.
one day i'd like to open a resturaunt with my firend. we're taking the beginning steps now and laying out the business plan to start with catering. basically backyard bbq
im sick of working for others. even if i fail i don't want to be 80 and feel like shit because i didn't try

>big titty bitches

i just love saying that...

big titty bitches

*drunk big titty bitches

can't sleep anyone have any good resources on catering?

is Veeky Forums this slow? not my home board

Yes.

I hate the "back to the bar" episodes. Like, I'm cool with revisiting past bars, but he's gotta have a live audience that boos whoever he tells them to boo, and douches DJs (that fucking all-in guy), and all the other dumb shit.

Can't watch those episodes, they just make me cringe too hard.

And he doesn't actually go back like Ramsey does. So it's all one-sided.

That too. He sends one of his "experts" back, then just drags the owners out and let's the mob boo them for 8 minutes or so.

I can't stand when the epilogue wants to seems positive but it'll be something like
>profits are now up 18 percent!
Haha, WHAT? Are you talking about the same bar where they haven't been able make payroll half the time for three months?

Remember this, folks, because it may be important one of this days: 18 percent up from "fuck all" is still pretty much "fuck all."

Up 18% in a few months is a huge increase.

It is when you're making a profit in the first place. When your business is doing diddly dick before, it's still impressive I guess, but it's still not enough. It's why a lot of these places end up closing, because they were about to close anyway and didn't stand a chance of catching up.

Who watches this shit unironically?

...

Piratz.

>is john taffer legit?

Yeah he actually does know what he is talking about. He really did pioneer "bar science" and consults with massive bar supply/management groups.

I think he is half-acting in the show most of the time, honestly. It must be immensely frustrating to have all that worked out and see retards with cockroaches in their liquor insisting they've done nothing wrong.

What pisses me off are the people who clearly should have thrown in the towel long ago. He'll come to a bar where the owners are saying, "We're $100K in debt and if we don't do well this weekend, we won't make payroll." There is no fucking excuse to get to that point.

Seriously, his dream of running a pirate themed bar was in the wrong location. He was surrounded by office parks, if he was in a resort town or some shit it could of worked, but not fucking there.

Corporate Bar was a far better fit for the location.

this is painfully fake
thanks for letting me know this show is shit and i shouldn't watch it

Over the top and very dramatic. The host is not relatable.

I'm from MoCo, and you're right since that part of Silver Spring has been gentrified, but the location was also shit because it was off the main drag, but the corporate theme was a cash cow

>Over the top and very dramatic.
American reality shows are like that. Even the US Kitchen Nightmares breaks out the violins and cymbal chimes for those "shit just got reality" moments.

>The host is not relatable
Sure he is. If you've ever owned a business you get where he's coming from most of the time.

This. Everything on that show is so fucking scripted and fake holy shit.

Not all of it. Going out of business certainly isn't in the script.

Right. Basically the company tours different parts of the country allowing owners to audition for the show under the premise that it'll be good for business. It's not entirely scripted according to the below source, but it's close enough. The people are coached and things are made to happen the way the producers decide they should.

brentreser.com/2016/04/the-truth-about-bar-rescue/

I watched a few interviews with taffer and he said they don't create anything, they work with what they have. That being said, they spend a lot of effort during the screening process to make sure they have plenty to work with.

>Going out of business certainly isn't in the script.

From whose perspective?
It's certainly not in the script for the bar owner.
On the other hand, it might very well be for the producer of the TV program--who, quite frankly, doesn't give a rat's ass if the bar succeeds or not.

kek me too.
>omg i owe 900k how can i possibly recover quick jon make me a concept bar and i'll be able to pay my purveyor for some more chicken wings this week

Don't forget to burn the new sign etc and sing pirate songs after he leaves. I was disappointed that there was no voodoo doll with pins in it.

Those people were legit mentally ill.

Guys
I invented a railing
Guys
It forces you to rub your crotch against someone's ass when you pass
Guys I called it butt funnel

>bar science

Pranksters on youtube claim their pranks are real as well...
I'm sure the bars are struggling, but they add a ton of drama just for the audiences at home.

Can you deny his success? Ever been to an energetic club without some kind of funnel?

>Can you deny his success?

Yes.

barrescueupdates.com/p/all-bar-rescue-updates.html

What he's done as a TV celebrity doesn't count, he made his millions long before that show was even an idea.

Oh last I checked he doesn't own or tun those bars.

They call those ice houses in the south and they're quite common. Never heard of them letting in outside alcohol. They do cookouts and shit on the weekends a lot and even open early and offer breakfast, coffee and beer.

>but they add a ton of drama just for the audiences at home.

They do that with cuts in the edit room and that shitty music/sound FXXX. They probably prime the people too, taking advantage of their personality and manipulating them unknowingly by setting them up in certain situations.
You're being stubborn and dense.

He did several in a row in my town, Omaha. The hooka bar he did was seriously still gross after he left and the people working there were retards.

The Pirate Bar because that crazy ho switched back after being a month profitable as Corporate Bar and then getting back together with her burnout French cook boyfriend.

Or the one that they show in the intro of the show that has the bucket filled with mold and dirty yellow water.

what's the one he turned into steampunk pirate them?

that one.

EVEN THE |ZOMBIE BAR IN VEGAS FAILED

Because the people running these bars are all idiots. If they failed once they will likely fail again.

I always wonder who watches these garbage shows.

And what's with all the new "____ Kids" shows (kid-oriented programming)?

Food Network definitely peaked a few years ago and is just shit now.

The man vs child show has a creepy title and the only good kid to watch is the little Asian girl. She's hilarious.
One kid has some faggy beret and prances around and another has a speech impediment.

I read that it's mostly middle-aged housewives who are probably drunk. It's why Food Network had people like Sandra Lee on, she just combined a bunch of pre-made foods and made cocktails.