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No alcoholic thread?
>Where are you at?
>What are you drinking?

I'm lying on the couch, working through my third bottle of wine; it's three in the afternoon.
I don't know a lot about wine, but the kendall-jackson is my favorite so far.

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i am kill

Veeky Forums is dead tonight... I guess people are on patios drinking responsibly and having fun with bone and flesh friends.

I'm making headway - even though after I said "I won't buy another bottle until a month from now" and "I'll have a beer a week maybe" - I'm sitting at a bar now

I'm not as bad as some people but I'm full tilt stupid

also a huge basketball game on. and I think there's a big hockey game on too.

>Home in my bedroom
>Yeungling

in room parents downstairs im drinking steel reserve, n not underage just 29 and an alki living at home

At home, drinking Calypso spiced rum and being judged hardcore by my roommates.

>pic related

how bad is it to drink straight vermouth?

Two weeks sober. When I was on a bender I would drink a handle of vodka every twenty four hours until I ran out of money or became alcohol intolerant. I am done with it. Sick of detoxing and pissing blood. Good luck all.

Does cheap wine get better with age?
no :DDDDD

At a friend's house, finishing a handle of Lamb's white rum with limes and starting a bottle of cheap BC Merlot. Planning on finishing this book and maybe, just maybe drink myself to sleep. How goes, friends?

Started only drinking wine

If i'm going to drink a lot i had might as well drink something worthwhile and fun to pair with foods

> mfw that red wine hangover tho

>where
Screened-in back porch of my place.

>what
3rd bottle of c-lisht merlot.

muh lads

Bought some MUUUAAAARGGHHH Italian red wine last night, looking forward to having it with some pasta I'll make on my day off

Got some sweet access recently since I started work in a liquor store. I'm going to have some seafood to grill tomorrow and I'll find a local wine to pair.

Very very nice lad, proud of you

Had a wine bottle store (Ausfag here) open very close to my place which i am very happy with

Would any non-american anons like to help me out?

I really want to get a bottle or two of Havana Club 7 year, but it's impossible to buy, and the few online purveyors won't ship to Hawaii.

If you'd be interested, I'd gladly organize a trade to send you anything I have that you don't (Kona brewing co. beer comes to mind)

Just wait for Mullah Sheikh Caliph Barack bin Hussein al-Osama to surrender to the commies, meanwhile Abuelo 7 is a dead ringer for the HC 7.

I took a 10 day break but I'm back, drinking an '05 Médoc

My God this feels so good

1 day off drinking. Trying to quit but I finish work in 3 and a half hours and already thinking about buying a bottle.

There's just nothing to look forward to anymore.

Drinking my typical 4-6 of these a night. I gotta start going to a different gas station, I'm starting to get that "I feel sorry for you" look from the cashiers when they see me come buy it every day after work

>There's just nothing to look forward to anymore.
there never was bro

Used to drink too much everyday. I decided to quit and become a trucker, best decision ever. Made quitting easy, few temptations on the road, making more money than ever, sober and moved out of parents house. Now I can have a couple beers every once in awhile and it's no big thing.

my pupper is the only thing that keeps me from drinking too much anymore. One night I let her out to go potty and passed out on the couch. I woke up a few hours later and she was asleep on the front porch door mat. I felt like the biggest piece of shit alive

Where?
Do you realize you're living in a fucking bubble?

I'm at home drinking again today. I dranked in the morning around 6 am past out and woke up around 7pm and drinking some more. I hate my job and life. My brother and sisters are both successful. I'm a total lost.

Good to know, thanks! That being said, I'd really like to get legitimate Cuban rum if I can, for impressing guests if nothing else.
I'll have to see if I can find some of that abuelo for myself though

I used to have hope things might get better. Now I feel like the never will. I know if I quit drinking and worked towards my problems I might find some modicum of improvement in my life but honestly the ceiling for the rest of my life is very low. I feel like just distracting myself until I'm ready to die which probably won't be too much longer. Getting really tired.

fuck guys, have you ever had a loved one told they were gonna die from cancer, they fought it and things looked up everybody was positive again but then suddenly they were bad again. this is how i lost my grandma. not again. pls hold me.

Cuba isn't really the place for aged rums, that's not to say they can't make good aged rum because they can, but other countries do it better if we're talking best of the best. I'd go for the white stuff, it's got more cultural weight.

Also don't get the añejo especial, it's an insult.

this is my moms youngest sister, my aunt she helped raise me before i could remember, fuck it hurts

always dreamed of doing that. knowing me id probably kill someone on the road somehow though

Sorry about your situation. Losing someone isn't fun

I'm drinking water, all I drink now these days, other than the occasional smoothie. Gotta stay away from those liquid calories.

thanks brother

What do you recommend then?
Jamaican?
Panama?

I don't know shit about rum, except it tastes good, and I'm partial to dark rum over white rum

The dream is real user. Just get your cdl and so many companies will hire you just for having it. Some will pay for you to get a cdl and guarantee you a job in 6 weeks. For me it made getting sober easy and gave me something to work towards instead of drinking everyday and having a bum highschool tier job.

whats this pissing blood detox meme?
ive drank close to 750 ml of hard liquor a day for months on end and never had any issues like that when quitting. just felt really depressed for a few days with slight anxiety

If you're just getting into rum, Zacapa 23 from Guatemala is the canonical entry-level dark rum. But beyond that, it's personal taste. Learn the geographies and you'll figure out what you like best. I prefer agricoles for dark, and central americans for light, with a couple of years of age. Ten Cane is another great light rum but it's in its own weird category, not to mention pretty much unobtainium. I find light rums ultimately more interesting because they are underappreciated and the greats tend to get killed off by the manufacturer after a few beautiful years of love and life, and then spergs squabble over the NOS bottles

I appreciate the recommendations; this is what I've been drinking lately, either neat or mixed with coke. It's pretty damn good too, for ten bucks a bottle, but I think it's time to drop big boy money on big boy drink, expand my horizons some

yeah man you gotta switch off/get a rotation going.

or buy a BUNCH at the grocery store. like you're having a party or something. self checkout.

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Never seen that before. Google says it used to be Hawaiian but they went bankrupt and it's made somewhere else now

It's a shame, Hawaii should have a rum of its own

I got to two liquor stores which are close to me. One looks at me like I'm absolute scum since I buy booze frequently and drank drive back there once to get more and the same guy was still working so I'm pretty sure all the staff know I'm an alcoholic and a drink driver.

The other one is a small store and I think they're happy for my business although it was embarrassing recently when I bought some beer and the guy commented, "No Turkey today?"

That shit is supposed to be illegal. You can't sell alcohol to an already inebriated person.

I've done this shit a number of times and I think I'm slick with my gum chewing and cologne but they all probably know.

They would all know. Most just wouldn't give a fuck. It's saying no to business to turn them away and they risk losing a regular customer.

I always by beer while drunk. They dont really care as long as you count your money, or enter your pin right.

This. As long as you're not falling over or struggling to talk they can just say they had no way to determine you were drunk.

What training do they go through to identify who's been drinking?

Even if someone had purchased something earlier that day the attendant's just going to say he seemed sober so I assumed he bought the other as a gift, for someone else, etc.

>i can see them thinking your killing yourself user

Haha I always go through self-checkout. It is to the point where several of the employees know my birthday by heart. They approach to card me even if I don't have any alki and say things like, "no beer?"
Fuck it though daddy likes to get drunks!! Woooo yehaw!!!

We have Kona in WA/OR state. But they only sell it in every single store.

Bottle of bulleit laying in bed wondering why alcohol is the only thing that calms my anxiety.
also
>kendall jackson
its a noob trap op get yourself something better

We do have one, although (shame on me) I haven't tried it yet

I think I figured it out. The KJ was a merlot the others were Cabernet sauvignon

the vintners reserve merlot? thats the best thing they put out.

beer general

No, the regular merlot. Like I said, I don't have much experience in wine, and I was trying to stock a cabinet. This one is much better than the other sub-$20 wines I've tried, however, leading me to believe it's a choice of category, rather than brand

My mother is terminally ill with brain cancer. Feels bad
They gave her 14 months
[spoiler] That was last June [/spoiler]
Shit is going bad rapidly. I hope no other anons here ever have to change one of their parents diapers.
I drink a lot now. Mostly wild turkey

Did your tolerance for it get any lower? I remember taking a 6 day break and went back to drinking the same amount. Is it different from person to person?

At home watching Game of Thrones, drinking (as is the norm) and posting on Veeky Forums

>sore
>give them a rub
>they go red
>look closer in mirror
>eyes turning yellow

welp.

>sore eyes

dammit

Life sucks. Need something to cope with it all.

Have you tried World of Warcraft?

Your liver is saying "helllllp meeeeeee"

Going to stay with the family for memorial day weekend, should be a great time trying to avoid withdrawals without looking like I'm drinking too much, my parents are very conservative

if theyre yellow then it's more than likely too late

go to hospital and get a morphine drip while you wait for the dark

nothin wrong with a lil touch of the yaller janders, it ain't that big of a deal really. I'd cut down on the boozin tho.

i have, at the beginning of the year, I have one/two pints a week now
they've gone yellowy only recently

Usa, Minnesota here.
Multiple stores carry this.

get one of those biggish but not super big bottled waters and go half 100 proof vodka and half water in it. not an obvious smell and can keep you going.

You guys should smoke trees instead of drinking

>weed can be eaten and vaped so no negative health benefits
>no hangovers
>you can drive on weed
>weed has been medically proven

Fuck off you hipster millenial!

This thread is about discount liquors or fine spirits chugging. No tasting here, it all taste the same after the first 6/beers/glasses/shots.

Fuck I have a 5à7 with collegues this afternoon. I can't take alcohol because I'm loaded with benzos because i'm detoxing and full of antihistaminics because of hay fever.

I'll have to order non alc beer in a reglar glass since I don't want those normies to start asking questions about why I don't drink.

>I don't drink because I'm probably the one who hit-and-runned your european car in your shitty suburb while out of an asian massage parlour, on my way to start fire in parks.

Fuck fuck fuck

>you can drive on weed

No. It's still illegal. If you're talking about ease I've driven drunk so often and have never been in an accident.

I tried to... I've been smoking weed casualy (once every three months with ups and downs) for 15 years now. I'm in full control of my weed, I enjoy it with friends. But I can stop.

I don't want to get shit-stoned and lay on the couch for hours, I wanna get drunk as fuck and run around the city breaking things, making noise.

me too I've been driving drunk for a long time, or almost always dinking while driving.
I have an ethylomether in my car and never go above 0.12 mg/L (0.08 is the legal limit) and never had prblems.

any movie recs
drinking gin and grapefruit juice.

Today
>live in smallish town
>live on my own so family thinks I've quit drinking for past two years
>never really quit
>drive from apartment to liquor store across town
>park in front of grocery store next door
>no one I know in sight
>go in, get my stuff
>walk back to my car with armload of bagged wine bottles and see my mother walking out of grocery store
>mfw when we stare for a moment and walk away without a word
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There Will Be Blood is one of my favorite movies to watch while drunk.

Was going to have a tee total weekend, with just nice teas and good food.
Accidentally bought a bottle of Blantons on the way home. Looks nice, going to crack it open and listen to new Jack DeJohnette album.

anyone have some recommendations or know a site that can points me to good and affordable scotch whiskies?

I am completely new to this and I live in London

Not drinking tonight. Was out until 330 am yesterday. Second day this week i havent drank. Nonsecutive

ooohhh that is a good'in me thinks I will put that on tonight

i fuckin love drinking

Got a good buzz on, user? Me too. I'll hate myself tomorrow though.

Me too, skoll

I think i'm too hammered to be walking to the liquor board so it's time to dry out

>massive lightweight
>sometimes i get buzzed off of drinking 2 shots but only sometimes, but 3 shots usually always gets me buzzed, sometimes even drunk
>

Practice alone. Just remember to sleep on your side.

My dad called me an asshole tonight. He's usually a polite as fuck person. He can't handle hearing how terrible it feels for me to be alive and thinks I'm trying to be mean when I tell him how a feel about something.

I'm trying to remember the name of an hour long lecture by some guy about the difference between pessimists and optimists. It's basically 1/3 of the population are pessimistic and the other 2/3 are optimists and about how we are toxic to each other. If this rings a bell and you know what I'm talking about I would kill for a link.

I'd like that link too..I'm finding some comfort in seeing how deluded this world is, my own family included..hard to have your eyes opened to reality..booze helps..skoll

>how terrible it feels for me to be alive
You ill, guy?

you sound like a dramatic little bitchboy. your dad is right

go to bed dad

good night son

Not noticeably

I did last long enough that I forgot what it feels like to wake up hung over

I just kind of thought that was the normal way to feel waking up

Now I'm back to feeling shitty and unproductive until the fourth cup of coffee

not the guy you quoted for the record, but relevant:

I remember thinking after a couple months of sobriety that my tolerance would be back to freshman and a pint of 100 proof would knock me on my ass, but I ended up going back for a handle as always.

just smoke weed.

ive been sober for a number of months besides occasional weed and i drank again and it was hilariously bad.

>i feel pretty relaxed
>slight nausea
>bad taste in mouth from the liquor
>lasts like 5 hours before i want to sleep
>hangover feeling like shit

just a shit drug

On the sofa drinking champagne to celebrate another week of not going insane and leaping off the roof of my office building.

When I smoke weed I feel like the most horrible person alive and panic and want to die. It makes me realize how shitty a person I am and I can't handle that. Weed is not a good replacement for somebody that feels the need to get drunk all the time. I agree alcohol is a shit drug though, probably the worst.