Pizza Delivery Stories

> Order from Papa Johns cause it's late as shit.
> Order 2 2-Liters of Pepsi. I drink a quarter of one but I wanted to stock up for later in case I didn't order pizza anytime soon.
> Delivery Guy brings only 1 2-Liter.
>"Hey user, you forgot a 2-Liter"
> fag calls manager
> I'm gonna drive back and I'll be back here with the 2-Liter in 20-25 minutes.
> He leaves.
> 2 hours later and no second 2-Liter.

go into store, ask for manager, bitch excessively. you will get your 2-liter and a free pizza card

Seriously? goat user

Just call them? What the fuck is wrong with you?

you should be thankful they saved you from drinking that shit

>Drinking the corn Jew

You didn't tip that incompetent, right?

>Be me working late shift at Papa Johns
>en-rout to delivery
>order of 6 large pizzas, two two-liter Pepsi's, and a diet coke
>pull up to driveway and gag as The Stench hits my nose
>bring order to the door and knock
>hear a deep groan followed by numerous well paced out and growing thuds
>massive sweaty and winded hamplanet opens door
>the smell of grease and year old spilled cum hit like a tidal wave
>"Heres your order sir"
>take the crinkled and slightly damp money
>turn to leave
>here the cry of a Lovecraftian creature start
>*inhale* You forgot *inhale* a *inhale* bottle of *inhale* Pepsi
>wince as the smell of raced cheetos pours out of the unholy maw
>must have forgot it in the car
>"I'll go get..."
>*inhale* WHERES *inhale* MY *inhale* DRINK?
>nearly vomit on the spot
>walk to car and call manager
>"I can't do this anymore, I quit"
>go back to the sentient mound of grease
>tell it i'll be back in 20 minutes
>leave and never look back
>as i pull out of the driveway i hear the wheeze of a poor office chair and the sound of sausages angrily thwaping against a keyboard

10/10

>Be me
>late out
>enjoying some tv and some beer when I see a pizza delivery guy walk up to a house across from me
>oh shit
>it's the ham beast
>ham beast opens door
>I turn off the tv
>hear him yelling about his soda
>guy's carrying a bunch of pizzas
>grabs the pizza from the delivery guy and screeches about his drink
>guy slams door
>I go outside and see the delivery boy
>"Son, you don't have to go back. He's got a fridge full of Mountain Dew"
>Delivery guy smiles at me
>Drives off

>Be Papa John's manager
>Known fat asshole calls at closing time asking for half a dozen pizzas and nearly a gallon of soda
>Fuck this gay earth
>Send the new guy
>He comes back visibly agitated, smelling slightly of rotten food, grease, cheeto dust and cum
>Says that he was assaulted by Nurgle
>He also mentions that there was a 2L pepsi missing from Fatso's order
>Fuck Fatso, the new guy and the cocks they ride on
>Close shop, go home, blackout on rotgut

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>be rotgut
>just chillin, deep in freeze
>the asshole who manages a pizza chain comes home
>hes pissed
>must of been the ham planet
>he drinks at least 3/4 of my rich and rare life juice
>pukes me up down the sink
>god damn hamplanet

>be neighbourhood dog
>walking around at night, no owner to call my own
>suddenly hear a great gurgling like a thousand drains being clogged at once
>ruh roh, King Hippo is at it again
>sneak under a shrub to watch the spectacle
>some poor fuck is getting verbally raped by this land whale
>he runs back to the car, porker is screaming something about a drink
>I look at the delivery boy as he speeds off, wishing I could be in that car
>feel a tight grip on my back, the smell of pizza and decade-old semen assaulting my nostrils
>pray to doggy jesus as I become one with the lard

>> Order from Papa Johns

that was your first mistake

>be me
>delivering for Domino's during Myrtle Beach Black Bike Week
>can't thonk over the sound of bike engines and bix nood
I might quit today this shit is gay and they have every avenue blocked at thr end.

Some good shit

.be me
.Papa John's founder
>be manlet
>hang around pro football players
>smell their crotches all the time because I'm that short
>have plastic surgery on already unattractive face
>buy clothes in boy's section
>always finding gum and boogers on back of my shirt

This

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ayy SC bro represent

I thought this was turning into
>i moderate the /sp/ board on Veeky Forums
for a second

> answer door in underwear
> oh sweet the pizza is here
> O dang, when did they get a girl pizza delivery guy?
> as they pull the pizza out of the Pizza keeper-warmer thing my semi-erect boner slips out from the waistband of my underwear
> it bobs in my underwear until it's horizontal and level, pitching an obvious tent
> the movement near my groin caught her eye, she obviously looked
> although I wish she hadn't because it was only a semi and therefore didn't look very big

Pizza was a little greasy desu

>didn't look very big
This guys worried about the serious issues

Didn't some assholes sue one year over most of Myrtle Beach closing down and boarding up their shops because of that shit?

I always like to jerk off after I order a pizza. I make sure not to wash my hands so when I hand the pizza guy his money, he's getting my dried jizz residue on his hands.

>place an order online
>get a call about two minutes later
>"sorry, we're out of that topping, is there anything else we can get you?"
>sad because I was really looking forward to a nice italian sausage and onion pizza
>"just pepperoni and cheese, I guess"
>pizza is delivered
>the manager threw in a free two-liter to make it up to me

Feels good when something like that happens anywhere. Always makes me want to go back to the store.

I have a mom and pop pizza place I've been ordering from for years. They give me an extra large when I order a large now, and sometimes throw in some free drinks or garlic bread or wedges or something.

I don't really need the extra food, to be honest, but it's still nice.