Meme machines

What's next? A keurig for pita bread?

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>we even have authentic mexicans!

>not wanting ~FRESH TORDILLAS~

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>multiple race family
>non gmo meme buzzwords
>pod machine
>telling some americanized brown skin actor to pronounce tortillas "authentically and stuff"
>muh minimalist design
>muh unitasker

This hits almost all the memes

What got me was saying how it reduces food waste. Pulling that card when it uses one time use plastic pods is really catering for a brain dead audience

I'd be interested if it didn't use pods.

I have no use for a bread machine, but I fucking want one, you know?

Looked good until the individual pods, that's pretty wasteful. I'd rather buy a tortilla press.

flatbread is so god damn easy to make jesus christ it takes like no time

Fuck tortillas wheres my back to the future pizza hydrator

Bread machines are a bit more versatile, this piece of shit will only make whatever pods they sell.

Pods are the future of revenue growth. You can't patent flower and water.

You forgot
>Artisan

It angers me more than it should when people who don't have an accent suddenly gain and lose them. Way fucking more than it should

>Black&Decker
Kek, never noticed that before.

>cinnamon, garlic, and chili dough
>no cactus pad dough
the fuck

is she mexican or indian

>flatbreads are one of the easiest foods to make
>so buy something that makes it for you

>single serving so there's no waste
>uses a pod

>tired of those dry, shitty store tortillas?
>kid taking a bit has to pull at it because it's chewy
That is also a tiny tortilla.

My buddy linked me this.

Making your own tortillas is pretty easy, and very inexpensive.

Even a complete amateur can make tortillas, on the first try, that shit all over store tortillas.

I don't even know who they think they will sell this to.

lol poor fag. fucking indigins

Can someone explain to me the logic of people who use these things? Most of the time they are very liberal people poitically, but products such as this and Keurigs generate so much waste with the throw away pods that it stuns me they would use them. I'm no environmentalist but I can't understand why these people drive priuses if they're just going to pollute needelessly anyway.

Is making a cup of coffee or heating up a tortilla really a struggle for some people?

i've never seen a product that screams, "I just got out of business school and daddy's money funded this entire company", more than this.

Holy shit

I was also triggered

if mental gymnastics was an olympic sport those sort of people would be the elite

>bag presser
>wa la $400

>Juice Keurig
Why the hell would you not buy a blend-tec if you have that much money

Oh, shit. It's not a joke.

You can tell by the way she's looking at that thing that her husband has been cucked by a machine.

>single serve coffee machine
I can see that. People have different tastes in coffee. There's a huge variety in beans and these are good for waiting rooms and super lazy days.
>single serve tortilla machine
pic related

>400 dollars

Im seeing $700 for the machine and a minimum subscription of $35 per week for the packs. Holy shit, who would pay that?

Pic related, the only acceptable pod machine.

This is quite possibly the worst shit I have seen

It screams Silicon Valley

>people don't always have the time or energy to spend an hour in their kitchen making (((frrrresjh torrrrtias)))) for a single meal

I think they should just hire some German guy to pretend he's the engineer of the thing and completely mispronounce everything with an inch-thick kraut accent.
>Ja hallo this machine makes TEIGFLADEN for you