Food porn thread

oh yeah, that kind of food porn...

whyh is she so retarded?

She's not, but you are, you fucking cunt.

Don't be a cunt

FUCKING DESTROYED

yup, everyone I've known with cerebral palsy, which is only 3 people, are in wheelchairs.

they aren't up my arse

5/-3 would mandingo the palsy out of her cerebral. i'm black btw

>cookie is a foot away from her face
>camera cuts, cookie is gone and she pantomimes chewing, nodding in approval

she really thinks her audience is dumb enough to think she made that jump?
you don't have to like the Ja/ck/al, he's certainly not as pathetic or hot, but he is a much more honest broadcaster. If you're going to show that the infirm can cook, take a page out of Jack's handbook, and show the whole thing.
just a little thing called integrity, but I digress

>it's a sad clarisse thread
s-stop :(

she probably had a problem getting it into her mouth

would you rather she left in the intermediate minute? What exactly does that add?

Why the fuck does she twist her entire body to put it into her mouth?

Just move your damn arm.

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authenticity, inspiration, sympathy
I'd also feel better knowing her handler didn't just cross the floor and jam it in her mouth -- which would be fine, but should be disclosed in this context imo

That webm breaks my heart. Twice.

>her handler
she's like 20 and lives with her parents. She's rather independent

>authenticity, inspiration, sympathy
you just have autism. face it.

>white knights the disabled, calls cohabitation independence

well, looks like we'll have to agree to disagree, cuck

i want to fuck that stack of pancakes

>tfw no cerebral palsy qt to mangle your junk

Fuck she is so adorable.

Sadly this is what happens when you have atheist parents.

this deformed mongoloid lady cant bake to save her life either lol. jesus.

shes like a french circus contortionist with no off switch

Do elaborate

Daily reminder that she has a bf and it isn't you

it hurts
she will never give me a messy hand job

tfw no palsy-fu :(

Comedy.

Why does Guy look so sad?

Because that kid's eating a stack of garbage that could have been Guy's.

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Jack's been getting high on his wife's son's supply

He actually has pink eye.

oh, I see ;)
well that's less funny, probably got it from wiping pee or poop into his eye though, so maybe it's even better
mmm that schadenfreude is so moist

I bet he was using his phone on the toilet, the filthy bastard.

T H I C C
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Da fuck. Do your sear then bake? Or just a creamy middle for that shade of brown?

rice cooker

Because flavortown is right there and he can't reach it

>mfw Guy's face

I should not have laughed as hard as I did.

it's time for bed, reddit

She's such a qt

I want to do her right in her clumsy vagina.

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Good to know people still get triggered by being called a cunt.

she should start some sort of a gimp geisha service, where she entertains men poorly and shakily and bathes in their money and affection

wow so quirky and awkward XDD
what a cyootee would sex in bagina Xdd

Literally the cutest girl I've ever seen. She's so pure.

If that happened to me I'd be swearing and throwing things all over the kitchen. I really admire her ability to stay so calm when nothing goes right. I can't at all handle situations where I have no control.

Ok so this girl gets in a car accident and then thinks people want to see her make flap jacks post facto?
Why are women so narcissistic?

>it's her fault perma-virgins want to see a retard with nice tits and fantasize how they would "take care of her" and maybe she wouldn't be able to compare them with other men

What the golly fuck is going on with her hand and arm there? Does she have bone problems? Was it a small seizure? How the shit can someone be so bad at picking up and holding a fucking cookie?

>Hurr durr I can read hurr durr.

If you fail to pray, you pray to fail

amen

Can someone remind me her name? Its Katy iirc.

Shae King, I thought

Glad you could make it, Reddit.

Paula Zee
Putting that crippled woman on blast, dog

>this entire webm

what in the world

i hadn't realized that "permavirgins" forced her to start filming unremarkable cooking videos. i'm sure her primary motivation, like any woman that makes a youtube video about how to boil an egg or flip a pancake, was wholly and purely for the edification of others and was not a means through which she can take videos of herself arbitrarily without appearing self-absorbed; she really felt that people needed to learn how to flip a pancake, and felt strongly that she must show them how.

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post more jack food porn

>highly functional

Thanks vagina

Anyone got a link to her YouTube so I can post nasty comments?

Mana from born again, but still pretty much a douchebag, heaven

>le rebbit meme
>if youre not an asshole then youre not hardcore enough to post on an image board about cooking

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if only a man could be a burger

fuck off jack spammers

I love how many gadgets he has acquired with tammy's dad's money

then post more fantasies about how a cerebral policy girl would make you a crepe or something

my friend is completely fine and i guess he has a minor case. he just needs injections in his legs.

probably writes them off come april too, if I had to take a guess

is that a raw burger

Just a bit moist friend, just a bit moist

This is a ghetto cheese cake, try not to salivate too hard, silly boys

He is fucking useless.

All good jackals deserve coffee...
unfortunately ol Jack runs into a snag while trying to use butter in place of cream...
yeah, well, live and learn as I always say, and Jack... well he's big on both

Flap jack cripple is getting her shit kicked in. Can't wait till meat wad has another stroke and they're on even playing fields

whys he got all these weird gadgets

he really can't do a lot of things by himself

he is the everyman's cook -- that is actually inaccurate, I'm sure the average joe could cook cirlces around Jack. Really he is inept and proudly so. He has the gadgets because he's a rube and thinks consumer reviews will get him some views, and I think he's correct.

>can't open a beer bottle
Now that's just shameful to all fat beer drinking men

have a bunch more but I don't think they qualify as "food porn" so I'll leave it at this one

Jack is not a teetotaler, but has made a point of saying how he doesn't really drink several times. You could speculate he's a recovering alcoholic, but my guess is he just says it to get good boy points. Not sure though. He says he only has the beer to cook with.

how is this guy not dead yet?

take your fucking eceleb garbage back to you autistic fuck

I wish I was more obviously disabled like that. No one is sympathetic for hugely autistic fujoshis.

has he made 'go 'za

>ecelebs not good enough for the frozen food isle & fast food board

If you're under 200lbs and smell...acceptable I'll give you all the sympathy you want.

sure, but you aren't most people. most people feel bad for cerebral palsy people.