Alright Veeky Forums give me your best new food idea that shouldn't exist

Alright Veeky Forums give me your best new food idea that shouldn't exist.
My vote goes to aged fish sauce souffle

Eggplant Parmesan

bananas hollandaise

Chicago style tomato pie

Milksteak

Wasabi cream pie

Baklavazagna

salmon chowder

A giant roll of cooked, scrambled eggs that has chunks of spam in it.

It's served only at delis.

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Head cheese ice cream with a bleu cheese swirl

That sounds like it can be a thing in a Californian local ice cream shop.

Natto cake

Absolutely wretched.

Crab Rangoons with a mayonnaise filling, instead of cream cheese or sour cream.

Rhubarb strawberry pie but with celery instead

Mayonnaise on sushi.

refried bean and pineapple arancini


philly cheese steak sushi roll with wasabi mayo...pretty damned good

smegma and pickles casserole

I would eat these.

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a pickled pigs foot served in a flour tortilla.

Balut Stir fry

congrats

Mustard and ketchup in the same bottle

sounds yummy actually

Mixing every powdered instant drink type together and dividing out equal sections for individual cups. I call it 'soft drink' as a noun

That's about on par with useless unitaskers like that shitty tortilla thing from that other thread. Someone would buy/10