My dad brought me a garbage bag full of rhubarb. What should I do with this...

My dad brought me a garbage bag full of rhubarb. What should I do with this? I am at least going to make some jams/chutneys.

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crumble

post bare feet, tops and soles, and i'll tell you

Good old British Rhubarb Crumble, look for a recipe online, it's not difficult.

For an interesting twist try adding a little Rosemary to it.

>in a garbage bag
On the bright side, its already where it belongs

Rhubarb pie is dank. You can add strawberry if you're into that too

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+1
Throw it away. It's not even good as a pie, or it's at least the worst part about the pie.

boiled rhubarb
mmm, mouth numbingly good

From the thumbnail that looks like Darth Vader Cthulu

cool he already put it in a trash bag for you so all you have to do is throw it away

Chutney and squash (as in a sweet drink).
Also, if you like crumbly pies you can make that.

This is true. The two compliment each other really well. Don't be shy with the sugar though. Rubarb can get a little sour.

Strawberry rhubarb pie

eat the greens

be sure to eat the leaves asap OP, as they dry up and lose flavor quickly.

Use it as a side for hot wings with blue cheese dressing

rhubarb crumble m8

The Rhubarb Pie song got immediately stuck in my head, too....

let's add strawberry and sugar to mask the rhubarb, then we'll pretend that rhubarb is actually good

Are you the user that posted a recipe with "rhubarb" in it earlier today? I thought I made it clear that rhubarb isn't a thing.

ITT:
>waaaa waaaa not sugary enough waaaa

Rhubarb soda.

This.
The leaves are the tastiest part of the plant. Best eaten raw, or blended into a tasty smoothie.

poast your feet!

Rhubarb curd mate.

It's out of this world. With that much rhubarb you might want to make a pie or crumble.

Cordial and/or wine

you don't rub another man's rhubarb

Raw rhubarb is poisonous.

I thought that was just the leaves

Either on the curb, you're dad knew what he was doing putting it in the trash can

Or

Wait until the next farmers market, dress like a farmer and rub some dirt on your face, then pawn it off as local, organic, and picked just this morning

ATTENTION: OP MADE UP RHUBARB! ITS NOT A REAL INGREDIENT. DO NOT TRY TO FIND OR MAKE RECIPES INVOLVING RHUBARB.

I'm in the process of making rhubarb wine.

Never had it before but I'm excited to try it.

this is flalse i haf iten a lot of hrubharb as a kid and i eat them whol, all thing into mouth then tummy for yummy
I eated a lot of rhubabrb, raw or cookd, all is tasty

rhubarbr realy good, not poisson

you worng

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Rhubarb does not exist

You are obviously very confused

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>eeewwww I don't like sour things

They have rhubarb in Somalia?

Yes they do.
Retard.

Grilled mackerel with rhubarb compote. Combination of oily and tart flavours.

Yeah they call it khat.

No. They say they do and they call it khat, but it IS NOT RHUBARB. THERE IS NO RHUBARB.

>I thought that was Darth Vader cramming rhubarb into his mask.

>GENTLEMEN.