Chicago style deep dish pizza is disgusting and retarded

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I agree with you OP

How do you even eat it? Is it mostly dough or mostly cheese?

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>it's another "manhattan tentplap vs chitown cheesebucket" thread

tentflap* fuck

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The mods have to be in on this, there's no way I can post this horrible braindead shit and not be banned for it

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No, THIS is real pizza.

That cheese is semen colored.

It's the Swedish variation of the 'go 'za, made with semen instead of tomato sauce