It's called red onion

>It's called red onion
>It's actuallly purple

>ghost pepper
>it's corporeal

>hot sauce
>it's always served at room temp

>chicago style deep dish pizza
>isn't pizza

>>It's called red onion
>>It's looks purple

>It's actually a shade of green

>Bacon
>You cook it

>Cookies
>You bake them

baking is for plebs and donkies.

>german chocolate cake
>isn't German

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS

>catsup
>not a single feline in the ingredients list

>horseradish
>contains no horse

>Brussel sprouts
>not sprouted in Brussels

>tartar sauce
>doesnt contain tartar

>kraft american cheese
>not cheese
>not created by an american
>is actually a conglomerate product

>hamburgers
>not made of ham

>green text
>memes

>SPAM
>not unwanted
>cant get it through email

>pineapple
>not from a pine tree
>not an apple

also horses can't eat it. it's poisonous to them.

>baked alaska

>Cocktail sauce
>Contains neither cock, tails nor cocktails

>Spotted Dick
>Only cake and dried fruit

praple

PRAPLEEEE ONYON

>it's called blue cheese
>it's green

>white chocolate
>it's not white
>it's not chocolate

>white people
>not actually white
>not actually people

Two possibilities:
1. Your supermarket has rotten onions
2. You're colorblind

or people that want cookies...???

do you normally fry your cookies, or only eat popsicles?

Believe it or not, the color purple used to be more on the reddish side. If you look at evidence of the Roman Era, you will find this.

It's state has changed over the years, but this may have a factor in the term "Red Onion".

wash up (instead of having mommy do it for you) after cutting red onions, the diluted pigment is green

>after I dilute it it's totally green!
>I'm not retarded!

> Wash red shirt with white shirt
> White shirt turns red

> Shitpost on Veeky Forums about how white shirts are all actually red

This is how retarded you sound right now

I'm guessing you're one of those people shitposting about 'go 'za in every thread. Lurk more, ya dip.

>red wine
>is purple

>white wine
>is yellow

>potatoes dauphinoise
>contains not a single Dauphin

I wonder if "Dauphin Street" in Philadelphia is named after the regal title or dolphins

>memes
>aren't funny

>order Welsh Rabbit
>not a speck of rabbit

>hobo dinner
>Im not homeless yet

>it's called mock turtle soup
>it's quite respectful

>mac & cheese
>doesn't come from mcdonalds

Dauphin County Pennsylvania is named for the title and, in particular, the eldest son of Louis the XVI so it's reasonable to assume the same of Dauphin Street. Could be wrong but it's reasonable.

>well done steak
>done rather poorly

>jazz apples
>can't keep a beet

it's spelled "rarebit" and not served rare.

go za

>go
>za
>go za

'go 'za