Ask an egg anything

ask an egg anything

Why did you let them upload a picture of you to imgur?

Why are you so unhealthy?

what's like to get laid?

rofl

Hey egg what's you're name ?

What's going to happen to the stability of the Brazilian government come the Olympics?

What do you want to be when you grow up?

>Brazilian government
>stability

>non-violent transition of government
>implying there is no stability

>violence is the only indicator of stability

Dumbass

Actually I was wondering, how come there haven't been any large riots because of this? Or are they just not telling the world about it? Was the mega-rape thingie just a distraction?

The chicken came first, didn't it?

While it has been found that eggs contain cholesterol, has it been scientifically proven that eggs actually raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream?

So one of those egg council creeps got to you too huh?

Yes. This has been known since the 70s. Don't let anti-science, anti-vaxx, pop-science soccer mom paleo memeshitter blogs tell you otherwise

Why did humpty dumpty go out like a total bitch nigga?

Depends on the week. Some weeks, researches shows it does, the next they show that it doesn't. Do whatever the fuck you want, we're all gonna die anyways.

As opposed to who? The vegans? The 1990's called, they want their health scare back.

>the next they show that it doesn't

That doesn't happen. That's just inherently poor study design

>old means bad

t. millenial

You the man

why do you taste like shit?

was the ass phat?

yes

The 1990s called, they want you to read up on their pop culture references so you can be more savvy in the future.

why were you so mean to me on twitter?

Do you tip with a rip?

I know all about the 1990s. I was born in 1998.

Why is gasoline the only commodity sold to the tenth of a cent?

Fetus