How to make hard-boiled eggs fast

If you want to boil an egg, the fast and efficient way to do it is first, foil the egg in aluminium paper and then put it 2 minutes in the microwave

I litteraly do this every morning!
Boiling an egg in 2016? what are you fucking new to cooking?

this thread is both new and hilarious

I know this thread is just trying to be some epic maymay but in all seriousness, you can either make boiled eggs slow and properly or quick and shittily. Even differences of a single degree in internal temperature at certain stages makes a world of difference.

>t. sous vide hard boiled egg gourmand

I hope you guys know I'm very drunk and got to the point of putting them in the microwave and pressing start before I realized how drunk/stupid I am

I remember those pics.

You inspired me to dig them out of the internet and dump them ITT (unless someone objects).

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Good job user, you clearly aren't that drunk/stupid or you would have continued.

Hadn't seen this one, God that sounds revolting.

Doing Gods work

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That's it. I thought there were more.

That's hilarious. Haven't seen that one.

Ok that one got me

The cock is a little much. Just rubbing the chips would be funny enough.

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Kek'd

i chuckled

what does this do? google is telling me it makes coin cleaner

why would you add vinegar to coffee?

sup newfag

The comics are flat out trolls or are mocking poorly worded advice. I assume that one was put salt and vinegar through your coffee machine to clean it so later pots will brew better.

Throw away the eggs and go vegan

no

no to your no

Cool. So when you sober up, do this:
>cover eggs in cold water
>bring to a boil
>boil for 1 min then remove from heat.
>set timer for 7 minutes
>remove from water & cover it ice
>le perfect boiled egg

Wrong thread mate