Today I made carbonara using chocolate milk because i had no ordinary milk

Today I made carbonara using chocolate milk because i had no ordinary milk

that some go style ice cream?

Did you rike it?

wat?

not as bad as it looks

legitimately looks like vomit.
Congratulations, you made my day more enjoyable.

he's a stupid meme-forcer.

>fusilli
>dried herbs
>ever putting any type of daire except for pecorino in carbonara

I know you're just trolling, but damn that looks disgusting!

B-B-b-but even with regular milk thats not how you make carbonara.

There isn't any milk in carbonara you cunt

It's cream.

When I first started cooking in college, I made tuna helper, but only had chocolate milk in the fridge. "What harm can one cup do?" I thought. Ended up making chocolate tuna tetrazini....


>still ate it all

No cream in it either, I hate people who put cream in their carbonara

Carbonara was made up after Italy was bitch slapped by America and had to use their war goods as staples because they thought they would be Roman conquerors by waging a war on Ethiopians.

The didn't even use panchetta, it was fucking bacon. So get out of here with that "It's-a not authenic-a," greaseball bullshit. Mario Batali a shit.

Guancale was used, or however you spell it. Pork cheek.

you sick fuck

Utter bullshit.
I have my Great Grandmothers recipe book from the 1920's and Carbonara is listed.
Stop spreading disinformation, faggot.

Your great grandmother was a forgerous cunt, and she added that entry after she got a stuffed with American dick.

Fuck off Jamal Tacoberg

>this is what Ameriblubbers actually believe
Carbonara is one of hundreds of Italian recipes that use eggs, bacon and cheese. As if the Italians needed some yanks to tell them how to do that.

>forgerous
Retard.

>Italy was bitch slapped by America
They changed sides you fucking retard, they didn't get defeated.

And its origin was made with American relief goods after they got their asses kicked, just like wheat flour instant ramen noodles.

Pure anecdotal nonsense. No one has found a source for this

Yeah, and France didn't get bitch slapped by Germany because they became Vichy.

>France became Vichy
Retard.

That was the fucking point you dense retard.

I think someone's struggling to articulate their argument.

I'm guessing it'd be OK if it weren't sweetened

I think someone too dense to follow the flow of a conversation.

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