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how long should i boil these hog doggeroos


pls no comment on feet

Until they're hot, maybe 10 minutes.
Don't boil them or they'll split.

H-how to cook if not boil user?

Grill. Takes about 5 minutes on propane grill...

>implying I have a propane grill

Its 12 at night user

Do you know what simmer means?
>inb4 summer, it's obvious you understand what that means

Boil until they're heated. They're already fully cooked, you could eat them raw if you wanted.

Maybe 5 minutes.

Oh. Thought they were basicaly the same thing but if you're sure user

Sorry you are poor.

Poor people should know their place in society and use the microwave.

Why do I get the impression in a few days there will be a news article about someone burning down an apartment building while attempting to boil some hotdogs?

microwave on high for 1 minute. enjoy you fucking savage.

I came here to bully you.

NICE FEET FAGGOT
Your big toes are so far apart from the others that it looks like your got lobster claws for feet!
HAHAHA

thank you Veeky Forums, you truly are my greatest allys. they smell heavenly.

no ;-;

No ketchup?
I'm impressed.

fuck ketchup.who /mustardarmy/ here

This. Bought to get down on some myself after my alcohol stock is depleted. Gotta triple pack of mac-n-cheese too on sale and feeling frisky enough to dump a few dawgs in that yellow mess.

you go my nigga. not sure how i feel about hotdogs in mac n cheese but i'm sure it'll be tasty as fuck.

>4 hotdogs at once
Based America.

Haven't eaten since about 9 pm yesterday, and that was some tacobell. it's 12:30 AM the next day here.

You can pan fry hotdogs, too, user. They turn out pretty tasty like that.

Also I like your feet. A lot. They're really, really nice user. You should, um, post moar. Of your feet. Maybe rub the hot dog on your toes like it's a dick? Please?

But yeah, pan frying is totally tasty.

yes

I bet you're going to eat them all at once like the big fruity la la sissy homo boy you are.
oh no, there's 2 gaybosexuals now =^O

user...

Now I'm gonna imagine your mouth wide open like that. Like a big O that you can stuff... hot dogs in. So many hotdogs. Stuffed... do you have room for one more, user? Hot dog?

fuck you, they were delicious
u-uh

needed more mustard desu

like a lot more

whatchya gonna do wit dat bread user? :)

probably throw it away desu, no ducks away rn

Until she's had enough boyo.

*awake

but user how do you know when enough is enough

I bet you'd loooove to fuck me in my moist quivering boy pussy wouldn't you?

>776
Fuck the commies, nice freedom digits.

i-i'm not gay
ty user

>u-uh
That's not the only noise you'll be making when I come over to enjoy some... hot dogs with you, user.

I am trying to ROMANCE him, fuck off with that shit.

But yeah, pan frying is nice. Not too hot or the hot dogs will split, but a nice medium heat and roll 'em around once and awhile. If you cook them in the microwave (easier than boiling, and similar outcome when you're just heating regular ass hot dogs up), then lower the power. 50% or whatever, longer time and better outcome. Basically anything that doesn't ass blast them. I've even oven baked them and it comes out better than boiling, so, yeah. microwave

>I am trying to ROMANCE him, fuck off with that shit.
a-user pls i'm taken

Neither am I. You should try everything at least once though. I'll even wear a leash and call you daddy if that makes it easier.

go fellate a cactus.

Boil hotdogs? Fucking peasant. Put that shit on the grill.

i'll fucking grill you, cunt.

half an hour. get sure to put a lid on the pot.

>Hotdogs
>Beef

'murica is full of Jews and Muslims.

God damn. I mean I would try it but I need my porky goodness.

that's only 240 calories worth of hot dogs (not including buns).

it's actually not that bad, nice try eurofaggot.

I suggest pan frying them
Slice them in half about 2/3 through then open them like a book so the meat is split and the only thing holding them together is a sliver of the skin
Then fry on each side
You might have to put some pressure to make sure it has proper contact

I don't think I could enjoy hotdogs with just mustard on them

>Le only mustard on hot dog meme

Go back to give foot jobs with those boat paddles OP

fuck off, nigger
>throw in trash
>buy nathan's original coney dogs
>boil in cheap beer / water mixture for 5 minutes
>grill until desired color / doneness

my girlfriend likes ketchup on her hot dogs
>mfw she licks Heinz off my cock

So 3 hours later? Or did you mean pm