How do I make my plates look pretty Veeky Forums

How do I make my plates look pretty Veeky Forums
Pls teach me about presentation

I... Is that butter?

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brie

you should have put that on a styrofoam plate

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I feel like these pics represent Veeky Forums very well

>use a plate that "fits": choose round/oval when in doubt and never pick a plate that's too big for the food
>make sure to use something colorful, green and red are great
>arrange the food more densely than loosely, like make sure it looks abundant and not just shit scattered on a plate
>cover up ugly-looking parts by dusting, adding sprigs/leaves of herbs, whipped cream, sauces etc.

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make it messy but neat user

>that star

my sides

Oh Veeky Forums. You so Veeky Forumsrazy.

oh wow. this is some cringworthy material we got here. the technique looks ok so far, but the ingredients... holy kek
do it with some proper food please!

oh and try to use another light source for taking pictures. you have one or two small light sources, that makes food look gross. try to find a huge indirect light source and don't use the flashlight.

I'm quite certain that's the point u mong

You're Japanese, aren't you user?
If you're not, holy fuck, go there and find your people.

is this your first time on Veeky Forums? are you 50?

they're jokes you fucking idiot, and it's far better than seeing people plate food pretentiously

Just because you're fucking stupid don't assume everyone else here is.

implying someone on Veeky Forums would put that much work into a joke.

Food should NEVER be placed on a bed unless it's a plate of fruit in front of a naked woman.

Have you no sense of history?

There's no way you don't have downs syndrome if you don't get the joke.

If there would be one made with instant noodles then it would be perfect

Pretty good stuff otherwise

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Yes?
Do you really not realise how dedicated these autists are?

>What is marblecake also the game

>segregated plating

Who eats only two potatoes?