Would you eat this?

Would you eat this?

Yes, but I'm a bitter al/ck/ie with zero standards

>al/ck/ie
wut

Depends. If it was prepared by someone from San Fran I'm probably not even going to shake your hand let alone eat something that you touched.

Why do those hash browns look so soggy?

I thought it was a discount slab of chicken.

not gonna lie that looks delicious and I'd eat it if my body could still process that much gluten and saturated fat

I got one of those Tim Horton's coupon packs in the mail today and I just felt sad because everything looked so delicious.

Seriously I'd eat literally everything off the menu if I could

No, I really don't like English muffins. The texture and flavor are really off-putting to me. If it was on a biscuit, definitely. Or even just bread.

No.

I thought it was a battered and deep fried ham steak

looks tasty

alcoholic m8. And it's destorying his family

That's a vintage meme there.

I'd happily eat it and suck a dick after as payment.

I have only two meals currently; cereal in the morning and chicken and rice in the evening I've had this every single day since march and I'm turning into a skelly. At least my jawline is looking good, r-right bros?

What kind of cereal?

Corn Flakes, as they are the cheapest.

Never really ate them prior. Not too bad t b h

Y tho? Are you poor?

I thought it was 'go style 'za

Yeah but I wouldn't be proud of it

>gluten and saturated fat

SHUT UP

Yep. Poor as fuck student. I'd almost be keen to just drop out and live on neetbux for a bit, at least then I'd get fed.

Ketchup on delicious hashbrowns

You really ruined it.

The biscuits look alright, except the biscuits themselves look overdone as hell.

>confuses English muffins for 'biscuits'
Fucking Americunt, try and see past your own dick. A lot of knowledge out there