Domino's GOAT

>unbearable combination
fify

try a 'go style 'za with pineapple, broheim

it's the tits!

PAESANOS ASSEMBLE!

I wish i knew this guys story. I mean, is he drunk? Did he have a bad day? First time at an in-n-out in a long time?

That's my uncle Jennifer.

Hey, could you take your shitty go za meme back to /b/? Thanks.

Fat chance, asshole. I don't have a job and I never had a gf. I intend to force this meme till I die.

Do they have 'Go 'Za?

seems staged so... youtube....?

We can wait. It's CK you'll be banned soon enough.

noice, thanks.

My brotha

That sounds delicious. Now I know what I'm getting for my next pizza.

domino's is DAMN tasty

mmmmhmm

It's got nothing on an authentic style 'go 'za, though

You call that pizza?
That's just bread, sauce and cheese.

Disgusting.

Take your shitty go za meme back to the 9gag circle of hell from whence it came.

I hate Domono's, their sauce is salty and vaguely spicyinstead of sweet and mild like a garbage fast food sauce should be. The crust sucks, is greasy without being nice and doughy and has some sort of salty herb all over it. The cheese is scant and is always overcooked, ends up being 90% brown spots.

Of the three main things that go into a pizza, they fuck up every one of them.

Dominos is okay, but Papa Johns and Pizza Hutt are both objectively better. The true GOAT is Mellow Mushroom. MM is so GOAT Mexicans get their restaurants closed down to trying to butcher it in heir kitchens.

It's actually 'me

As someone who actually worked there I can tell you that the garlic sauce they top the crust with and the bread sticks is God awful but whenever you ask for it without (even as an employee watching them make it and reminding them not to do it) they still put it on because it's such a reflex to do that circle around the crust right before slicing.

Plus the pan style is way too greasy but since they are trying to copy pizza hut with it I guess it's on purpose.

Just order extra instead of double retard.

It's better to cut then sauce because some people do not like the garlic sauce. At least that is how I was told to do it.

same here

>he buys chain pizza
>he doesn't buy from local Mediterranean immigrants
>he will never know the joy of getting spanikopita with his quality white pizza

Probably staged, but I have an obese friend who seems to just go into a trance when eating and he loses all sense of awareness and quickly and as efficiently as possibly destroys whatever poor piece of food is in his vision. then he'll wipe up ever last scrap from the plate, lick his fingers, and not notice the jackson pollock painting of sauces now staining his man tits. its disgusting and also why i try to hang out with him as little as possible.

That's just how good the 'out is my dude.

ranked by likelyhood:
1. Staged
2. Doing/Training for some competitive eating challange, got caught in an ugly moment
3. Just a big dude/lifter who eats lot, similar to #2
4. Got off a plane and is having an in n out orgy
5. Drunk/dude weed (looks like he is in a suit midday)
5

woops extra five and I forgot to add

1. nothing's wrong with me

Pizza Pizza is the best, but how do I make my own easily without the rolling pin press to flatten the dough?

Because there are plenty of gourmet pizza restaurants out there that completely outrank any fast food chain. Of course the prices will be much higher, but the quality will be excellent.

Pineapple and jalapenos are a pretty great combination. I like mine with sliced ham, bacon bits, caramelized onions and goat cheese.

I worked at a Dominos back in high school and there was zero difference between ordering extra and double cheese in a sense of cheese portioning.

Nobody should ever use a rolling pin for pizza dough.

Holy fucking christ that looks so much better than the shitty Domino's here in New Zealand.

"ok op" it looks like shit. I have a nice 'za coming soon and will show you what it should look like.