Remember when wings were considered garbage and you could buy huge trays of them for a couple of bucks? They practically gave them away. Then hot/buffalo wings became a thing, and now their one of the most expensive despite having the least amount of meat and the largest amount of waste. I went to the store today and 3.5 lbs. were $9.
When I was poor, I'd go buy a tray of chicken wings and a 5 lb. bag of frozen crinkle fries and fry everything up. I could get the fries and a quart of oil for $3. Then another $3 for the wings. $6 bucks for some god-tier comfort food. I looked forward to it after a week of eating oatmeal, rice, beans, pork necks...
Now it costs about $15. It more than doubled!
Please quit buying wings. Thank you.
Jayden Moore
supply and demand muthafukkaaaaa!!!!
Leo Gomez
I think it's a natural process, same thing happened with lobster.
Matthew Rogers
Welcome to basic economics. It really is a fuckin shame though. Same thing happened to skirt steak
Gavin Morris
Lobsters used to be trash food for poor people, now they're the highest-priced item on the menu.
In 50 years, Ramen will probably be a $20 delicacy.
Samuel Hernandez
Chicken is such a peasant's food no matter how much you charge for it. Eat your chicken nuggers whilst I eat pork and beef, pleb.
Mason Jackson
There's a place in Austin that charges close to that already. Selling peasant/comfort food to hipsters at a premium is pretty much what that shithole is all about.
Easton White
I'm fine with this.
Adrian Flores
Supply and demand + inflation
Isaiah Hill
There's nothing fancy about pork, at all
Carson Garcia
You can eat all of those. It's not a contest
Aiden King
how many more faggots are going to repeat this
just wondering
Luke Rodriguez
>Skirt Steak is 11.25/lb at my supermarket
Dominic Collins
Le supply and demand xD
stay mad fuckboi
Carson White
>wings >with no sauce or seasoning
Josiah Cook
You dip them in hot sauce, newfag.
Nathaniel King
But then you'll have to dip them twice because of the ranch.
Joshua Howard
So you're going to call people faggots for having a valid explanation that you can't refute?
Ok. .
Christian Long
Buy leg quarters, loser. They're fifty cents a pound.
Jeremiah Russell
>friends drag me into Buffalo Wild Wings for boneless wings night >I get hot "boneless wings" because I'm poor >sauce is some shitty paste that came straight from a bottle >"wings" are just chicken nuggets with shitty breaking that falls off
Wtf is wrong with people and wings.
Logan Powell
it was probably white meat, too, right?
Levi Johnson
You got chicken nuggets not wings dumbass.
Liam Gray
I never got it, either.
Wings don't taste good on their own, so you always have to dip it into some HFCS bullshit in order to make it edible.
People are paying $10+ dollars for Ranch dressing, essentially.
Jace Reed
Not as delectable.
Only plebs dip their wings in ranch. And not all wings have to be buffalo/hot wings.
Have you never ordered Chinese takeout? Some places give you wings instead of an egg roll. I've even been given both before.
Jack Morgan
Yes, I know that, twat.
the Asian wings I've had around my town are really good. They're always the perfect amount of crisp.
Benjamin Morales
>I know that, twat
Then why are you mad at the restaurant for giving you what you ordered? Next time, order wings.
Austin Reyes
>boneless wing sale night >get boneless wings >get chicken nuggets instead
You are dense.
Bentley Price
I make wings at home in the UK, get 10 wings (makes 20 buffalo "wings" when you cut em in half) for about £1.50
that's, what, $3?
Jason Hall
>boneless wings
what do you think these are?
Jonathan Johnson
I still wouldn't want to live in the UK, though.
Thomas Lopez
Wings without a bone in them, as the name implies
>implying I go to Buffalo Wild Wings ever
Jason Brooks
No, no. They're called wings, so they have to be wings. They're wings, not nuggets. Wings. It's in the name.
Parker Baker
Do you really think they debone all those wings?
Jack Flores
No, user. You are the stupid.
Evan Carter
I'm sorry for offending you guys who still enjoy ordering tendies at restaurants
Ayden Hughes
Wings are tendies. They're just not battered and fried.
Ryder Rivera
>liking plain """"""""""wings""""""""""""
LMAO white boi cant handle a little spice :^)
Lucas Brown
I dip them in hot sauce, faggot.
Nolan Jones
Which makes them not tendies.
Xavier Sanders
BWW is a pretty big rip off when I could go to a real bar pay maybe the same price and get a much much better meal
Also idk about their sauce but I learned somthing really interesting when I worked at a wing street.
The hot sauce at most chain wing places contain synthesized capsaicin because it's much cheaper than using really peppers. However synthesized capsaicin is just hot there is a lot of heat with little taste or spice to it that's why a lot of those wings have a chemical kind of taste and heat to them
Parker Price
wings a shit
Daniel Wood
Grilled tendies are still tendies.
Alternatively: more tendy than wing.
Landon Wood
It's just a greasy comfort food
Jeremiah Collins
>dip marinading them in sauce too hot for you, white boi?
Matthew Sanchez
God I hate eating wings. There's barely any meat on them and you have to munch on them like a savage to get to it. Then for your measly 1.5 mouthfuls of chicken you now have sauce and grease all over your face and fingers.
Fuck. That. Shit.
Logan White
If you buy non shit-tier wings there's a fuckload of meat on them.
Grayson Morris
Comfort food is such a fucking stupid idea. Oh boy I sure do feel better once I stuff myself with grease and macaroni and cheese but oh wait my comfort food is two whole pizza slurp belch smack smack
If you seriously consider "comfort food" a real thing and not just an excuse to eat shit then you need to kill yourself.
Easton Cook
so how much does it cost if you make the same meal with thighs?
Juan Martin
Thighs just aren't the same and you know it dude
Tyler Peterson
This happens all the time. Someone figures out how to make something particularly delicious out of a cheap ingredient, it becomes popular and the cost of that ingredient goes up. It happened with chicken wings the same way it happened with oxtails, beef short ribs, pork belly and skirt steak.
Bentley Barnes
Comfort food can be anything you autist.
My comfort food is clear chicken soup.
Samuel Hernandez
There is a fancy ramen place here in Nashville too. $12 a bowl.
Christian Ward
thighs are kinda good, I could see some garlic making great thighs. what do you think?
Colton Mitchell
I fucking swear! It's bad enough the overall price of food is going up, but the price of inexpensive cuts has been skyrocketing. Even organ meats are expensive now!
Andrew Cooper
anyway bolonge our rice tonight, our both?
Adam Price
our egg sandwich, our peanut butter, pudding, carrot cake, what it gonna be?
Joseph Fisher
Please stop.
Daniel Rogers
>Order chicken nuggets >Surprised when you get chicken nuggets
Plus the phrase 'comes from a bottle means nothing.' They make their own sauces then bottle them yes. That doesn't change the taste.
Grayson Davis
This is why I tell people that wings are pleb tier food. If enough people listen, demand will decrease and that means more wings for me.
Jordan Collins
Lobster isn't trendy anymore.
Ramen is trash because it is processed food, real patricians won't ever eat that. However, ramen is based on actual Asian food.
Benjamin Price
>eating pork
Nathan Parker
I wish your comfort food was a bullet so you'd take your stupid shit to hell with you.
Jason Baker
yes it does.
They add preservatives.
the thing about stupid people, is they believe they're smart.
Henry Carter
> 2016 > Eating Wings (or in the boneless case "Wyngz") > Not eating Hot Chicken
Fucking Plebs
Lincoln James
Hot sauce is usually made with a lot of salt and vinegar, requiring no additional preservatives.
Unless you think vinegar and salt are bad for some reason.
Jace Nelson
That's because all the really good cuts are so expensive that people who actually cook are willing to bother with the lesser cuts. To be fair, it only seems expensive to us because we're used to our food being ridiculously cheap in the first place. Meat has gotten more expensive over the last decade or so, but it's much cheaper in the US than the rest of the developed world. Just eat less of it, like the rest of the world does.
Hudson Johnson
>he's never heard of poulet de bresse or label anglaise
real chicken isn't that shit you find in the supermarket
Jason Martin
this
James Mitchell
>real chicken isn't that shit you find in the supermarket Not everyone shops at Wal-Mart in Middle America bro.
Robert Jackson
>never having Old Bay wings
Colton Cooper
>overpriced fancy chickens raised free range for a few months then fattened on corn
lol big fucking deal.
I eat birds that I shoot and lived their entire lives free and on wild foods.
Landon Bell
>Old Bay He said seasoning.
Christopher Cruz
>Old Bay >not seasoning
Charles Roberts
> Using, associating, or posting about ranch
Absolutely pleb
Noah Smith
>Just eat less of it, like the rest of the world does. I already did, so it still jacks up my food bill. But I also think a little protein should be in each meal instead of breakfast and snacks being almost entirely carbohydrates. People are fucking nuts for sugar.
Wyatt Edwards
I agree completely, but at a certain point I decided beans and nuts (and canned fish) were a better value than having expensive meat all the time. Cut my grocery bill way down, and with all the money I save eating beans all the time I can go out to nice places when I feel like having some meat.
Thomas Campbell
>old bay >a seasoning
Jason Russell
Where the fuck do you live that quarters are 50c/lb? Lowest I can find is $2/lb
Andrew Flores
Not him, but here in Philamuhdelphia, they're $1/lb regular price and 49¢/lb when on sale. I've seen them drop as low as 39¢/lb, too. This is for fresh, mind you. Frozen ones go as low as 28¢/lb, sold in 10lb bags for $2.79. Sure, they're pumped with saltwater, but even if the injection makes up half their weight (impossible, but still), they'd be only 56¢/lb, anyway, which is still a remarkably good deal.
I make homemade stock. Why buy chicken bones ranging in price from 99¢/lb to $youareaskinghowfuckingmuchforsomebones? when you can just get a 10lb bag of frozen leg quarters and get some meat out of it, as well?
Speaking of bags of frozen chicken, Supreme/Thriftway/Shop'n'Bag is a local ghetto-chain that's surprisingly respectable. Everything is of shockingly good quality despite the stores being typically in the worst areas of the city (except for one in University City, surrounded by half-million dollar properties). They even carry a variety of import goods that other supermarkets don't carry, like merguez imported from France and chestnut flour imported from Italy due to African immigrants eating those products. The only problem I have with Supreme is that they haven't updated any of their stores since the 1970s, so walking into one is like stepping back in time.
Anyway, they sell frozen 3lb bags of wings for $5. Fresh wings vary from $1.99-$2.99/lb here unless you go to one of the stupid-people stores. Those stores are called 'Acme' and, increasingly, 'Giant.' At those places, the prices are just about double normal price. On sale, wings routinely dip to $1.49/lb and on manager's special, I've gotten wings for as little as $1/lb. I don't know how much crinkle cut fries are but I'd bet that for $6, you can still make yourself a wings-and-fries dinner here.
Also >pork necks you black or southern? Don't nobody eat no damn pork necks unless they gots some connection to the south.
Aaron Robinson
>Don't nobody eat no damn pork necks unless they gots some connection to the south. I knew a couple old Italian immigrant ladies who used them (fresh, not smoked) to make red sauce in a pressure cooker. Pretty fucking good.
Carson Sullivan
You can eat all of those. It's not a contrast
Ryan Campbell
You can eat all of those. It's not a contract
Aaron Sanchez
...
Colton Scott
>implying they're not southern italians The south's the south. The country don't matter.
lol HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CHILI GARLIC SAUCE (SALTED CHILI PEPPERS, GARLIC, WATER, SUGAR, RICE VINEGAR, MODIFIED CORN STARCH, ACETIC ACID), SUGAR, SOY SAUCE (WATER, WHEAT, SOYBEANS, SALT), GINGER, DISTILLED VINEGAR, WATER, MODIFIED CORN STARCH, SALT, NATURAL FLAVOR, POTASSIUM SORBATE AND SODIUM BENZOATE ADDED AS PRESERVATIVES, GELLAN GUM, CITRIC ACID.
Kayden Howard
i'd rather buy a whole chicken desu
Gabriel Cooper
I live in Center City Philadelphia, what the fuck
Blake Diaz
But Lobster has been this overly priced meme food for years and years, when does it end? I just want some tasty ass saucey chicken without feeling like I'm breaking my budget.
Ryan Long
Having a bad day, user?
Samuel James
Stop shopping at Whole Foods, Acme, Sue's, Reading Terminal and Di Bruno's then.
Chinatown sells leg quarters varying between $1.29-$1.99/lb depending on the store. I forget which ones are cheaper as I've not lived in Chinatown or CC in forever. Pitiably, Meldy's is no longer in business (since the Gallery closed), because they had super cheap prices.
If you drive, make your way down to Washington avenue to Save-a-Lot for the cheap 10lb bag of leg quarters. If you don't do frozen, they're selling fresh leg quarters right now for 79¢/lb. If you don't drive, take the train up to... I wanna say... Girard? Maybe Berks... whichever's nearest to Master and get over to Cousin's for cheap, fresh chicken. They vary from 39¢/lb-89¢/lb, depending on variables I don't quite understand.
Nicholas Gray
Scratch that: Cousin's is on Berks, not Master. 5th and Berks.
Joseph Lopez
I buy like 4 lbs (about a dozen) from the Piggly Wiggly and like 4 of those fuckers will fill me up.
Robert Morgan
>he eats to be healthy I bet you're gay too.
Bentley Butler
Here in Spain there are at 4,99€/Kg, or 12,50$/lb. Even though that we eat a lot of pic related, we don't have famous dishes around it in recent years. That price increase from 3$/lb to today must be for a different reason.
David Morgan
Go fuck yourself communist, Trump will solve this when he expels the foreigners
Kayden Bailey
No car and live in Chinatown. Cheapest (non-shitty) chicken I can find in there is either drums for $1/lb or boneless skinless thighs for $2.19 daily (usually get that). Do most of my shopping at Reading out of necessity and quality of ingredients. I'll check out Cousin's though, I'll avoid getting stabbed.
Thanks family.
Any other Philly tips? Lived here for 2 years and I'm a student so I don't get to try stuff that much.