Chef here

Chef here.

HMU with an AMA.

Post some of your OC or get out.

Nah.

Why aren't you staging at a Michelin starred place right now?

NYPA
Says the kiddo who is lurking here.
I own 2 MC's, thanks.

What was your first job like and when did you first decide you wanted to be a chef?

Barber. 21.

Next.

how much money would it take to engage in a sexual act with another man?

$10000 or it isn't worth my time.

Next.

What's the next great memefood?

>these curt and rude replies
>hmu with an ama
Nice Reddit thread

why does my TV dinner taste better than your shit?

why does every chef think that a little bit of sauce streaked across a plate looks good?

dude, why don't you do the dew?

mountain dew.

lol is that bacon under the sushi

Why don't you use stone plates? They would fill in all the emptiness of the plate and make it look more substantial.

How empty and insecure do you have to be to make this thread? You seem completely desperate for people to view you as a chef, like you don't get it in real life.

What do your farts smell like?

Can you see why kids like the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

At what time did prentious plateing became the most important part of being a chef?

so you have no idea how to cook

yo that looks fucking nasty

>still pushing spoons in 2016

nah, but it looks good, user.

what is an original dish or technique you do in your kitchen?

>HMU with an AMA.
What are these memes?

Why have you not killed yourself yet?

>original dish or technique

snicker

Even if you're the one on top? A hole is a hole, after all.

>NYPA
That's not what that means, newfag.