What's the big deal with pizza...

Is it really that uncommon to be an atheist in the USA?
In the UK no one goes to church, or has any belief as far as I can tell.
Its a non issue. In fact its a bit odd of someone is religious. I only know one person that goes to church. And they're the vicar so they kind of have to.

Pretentious fagot pls leave

>if you don't eat garbage you're pretentious

There's a difference between being an atheist and a militant atheist.

>Is it really that uncommon to be an atheist in the USA?
There are plenty of Americans who do not consider themselves religious, but they'd hesitate to consider themselves atheists because that word is shocking to many Americans. Atheism and Communism are seen in a very negative light here because of the effectiveness of Cold War propaganda.

FACT

Picky eaters are pretentious. You can think there's better pizza, but to take some of the most common pizza places world wide and say it's shit just makes you look foolish. like saying McD is killing the people it's feeding which is like over billion people that haven't died from eating McD's.

I'm actually not a big fan of most chain pizzas or anything frozen, although I don't mind most homemade or pizzas made in a restaurant as much.
This is probably because I've been spoiled by living in the town with the best pizza I've ever eaten. It's greasy as fuck, covered in ridiculous amounts of cheese and the sauce is a brown sauce instead of a tomato based or white sauce.

I'm sure everyone says that about their hometown pizza, but it's so good that people will spend $80 just to have one pizza frozen and shipped to a different province. One of the stores has even started bottling their sauce and selling it in different grocery stores in Nova Scotia.

well it isnt bad but i know its shit so dont eat it. but its a matter of taste, let ppl eat what they want.

but i agree that u people are too obsessed with it. there is more food out there u know.

From authentic Italian all the way down in quality to the greasiest shit from Pizza Hut, I love it all. Pizza is great, and OP is a faggot.

Forgot pic related

>Not liking pizza

What kind of fucking mental illness bullshit is this?

Just to make sure I'm not mental, everyone here is fully aware that pizza is just cheese on bread right?

No, stop being a bitch. It's a tasty light dough with tomato-herb sauce AND cheese.

Fuck you.

American chain pizza is shit. So is McDonald's. So is Coca-cola. And Budweiser. And Kraft cheese. Just because it's popular doesn't mean it isn't shit. Most people have shit taste. That's not being pretentious, that's just the truth.

Sorry, let me rephrase that.
>everyone here is fully aware that pizza is just cheese and bread separated by a thin layer of tomato based herb and sugar syrup right?

>tomato based herb and sugar syrup right?
not in murrica. here it can be mayo, ranch dressing or bbq sauce.

Good God!

Buy a looser fitting fedora next time. I don't know what you heard, but Veeky Forums isn't for culinary tightwads.

i like the roasted garlic cream sauce MIXED with pesto form pizza pizza

naw they taste good, they're just not healthy.

i don't hate it. i just think it's redundant. think about what goes into a pizza: a starch, tomato sauce, and cheese.

it's basically a derivative of lasagna and spaghetti. the difference is that pizza is made with bread which means it soaks up saturated fats easier which ruins the taste and texture.

if you're going to eat something with starch, tomato sauce, and cheese, you might as well just eat superior lasagna or spaghetti.

I think you thought about pizza too much

If you like the taste of cheap ingredients, I guess.

Okay bro, let's buy the authentic mozzarelliano cheesiano that's marked up 2000% just because it tastes better than the shredded mozzarella cheese you can find in the dairy section. Not all of us are a bunch of shithead yuppies who shop at whole foods.

That'd be a waste of money without access to the right kind of opven. Fresh mozzarella only works well if the oven is over 700 degrees, otherwise it'll just give you mushy pizza.

And fuck Whole Foods. Making your own cheese ain't hard.

fuck off richfag

I hate Veeky Forums I literally look at this image and said "that's not a pizza" while thinking of a bowl of tomato sauce.

Pizza has to be at least 3 inch tall and hav a crust that is used like a bread bowl to hold int he sauce and cheese.

no meat.

just sauce.

and cheese.

this "pepperoni as a topping" meme is getting boring.

>has to be at least 3 inch tall
You sound like my ex :(

Where is this in NS?

The pizza place is in New Glasgow, but I've seen the sauce sold in a Dartmouth sobeys.

There's few in town with different name (Acropole, Sams) but they're mostly from the same family and make their pizzas almost the same, but with minor differences.

Not American here, but a home made BBQ chicken with a decent sauce, red onions, bell peppers and a shitty bag of pre-shredded Tex Mex cheese is pretty good every once in a while.

To each his own.

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domino's is prime. you must be some kind of idiot.

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I'm a fan of Domino's deep dish pizza. Too bad there isn't a Little Caesar's nearby, I want to try that bacon wrapped one.

you have shit taste if you don't like mcdonald's.

painfully true desu senpai

Interesting... I will be around NB/NS in a couple months and will try to look this place up.

>tomato based herb and sugar syrup
you haven't had real pizza.
I bet you also think all ketchup is loaded with sugar because heinz and hunts are the only ketchup in your world.

Read that again and think about what you said.

When's the last time you even went? They do great work.

I did. it still stands as an objectiive fact: you have shit taste if you don't like mcdonalds.

1998, during the $1 triple cheeseburger promo. Ate a couple, felt like shit after and said never again. If food tastes OK but wrecks you after that's not good food.
I think it's the other way around. Anyone can appreciate the balance of flavors in McDonald's food. It's designed to hit most people's happy zones. But if you're lucky enough to taste a whole lot of better things and you still crave McDonald's you either have shit taste or a bad nostalgia problem. Remember back in the Civil War era nostalgia was a legit cause of death.

not everyone has a pussy ass digestive system like you ma'am.
seems like too many people on Veeky Forums are proud of having sensitive stomachs.

you're really special if you're that gullible

Fuck y'all and your shit taste. I know people take pleasure wearing their bad taste on their sleeves, but once you start defending chain pizza and McDonald's you may as well just start talking up the virtues of Kraft Dinner, ranch dressing, Doritos and Campbell's cream of mushroom soup.

Being proud of eating so much garbage that your body is adapted to it is pretty pathetic.

Pizza in the US its terrible,awful taste and extremely unhealthy.In Brazil pizzas here are god-tier, i might surprise you but we eat alot of pizza here and normally its some gourmet shit

>"You're evil kid and you must be slain."

Ive lived in Chicago, LA, and NYC. Pizza sucks everywhere, but its worst in LA. However, a good slice is the best drunk munchy food

Advacado and ketchup on a flat bread with goat cheese ain't pzza famalamadamn

pizza is my god

i probably wouldnt be alive right now if pizza delivery didnt exist. love it more than chinese food

Cheeseless pizzas exist, and if done right are pretty tasty. Pic related, but they're fucking expensive. I'll get one if it's on sale though.

Anyone else get constipation from pizza?

Go za is the only pizza worth eating.

Sounds like you have a gluten sensitivity or some shit

I wholeheartedly recommend it.
If you end up near New Glasgow, and have the time definitely try Acropole.
It's the better pizza shop.

I can eat it if I'm drunk and it's the only thing around. I would never order it sober, though.

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>3 inch tall
>7,6 cm.
Totally pig disgusting.

>In the UK no one goes to church, or has any belief as far as I can tell.
What about the 75% of your country's population who are radical muslim extremists? Did you forget about them?

>What about the 75%
of shitposters here?

she probably orders two pizzas every week and eats until her stomach hurts

Yep.

If you're going to trot out a tired old joke, at least take the time to execute it with elegance.