ITT food you're not sure how to eat or maneuver into your mouth

ITT food you're not sure how to eat or maneuver into your mouth.

Eat around the yolk, when the yolk is isolated place it on a bite sized piece of sourdough toast and pop the whole thing in you're mouth.

You see, in civilized countries, we have these things called knives and forks. Some backwards, barbarian, subhuman countries use fucking sticks, or worse... their hands, but we'll ignore them for you

You take your knife and fork, and you cut it into pieces. You put these pieces onto a fork, and insert into your mouth.

Carry on until there is nothing left

dip your toast/bacon in the egg yolk

throw the rest of the egg away

i like to do this too. i just slap the egg on it and eat the edges then shove the rest into my mouth.

the runny egg?

Only the yolk runs and you can just eat it in one bite or eat it on toast. I honestly see no problem except OP being a monumental tard.

I don't know what part of "You put these pieces onto a fork, and insert into your mouth" is confusing...

Why are people on this board so spergy aggressive? lol

>can't call someone a stupid big tard without hurting their feelings
Tis the season I suppose

Literally asking how to eat a fucking egg, and you call others spergy?

>all these luddites

The future is here anons, embrace it.

Yeah I bet you love to pop the whole thing in you are mouth fucking fruitcake

>microwaving any food
And you think you're not a luddite?

...that's the correct spelling.

> eat the fat
> throw the tasty brotien away!

>I don't know what Luddite means: the post

this is why americans are fat

>missing out on the vitamins and minerals in the yolk

(getting rid of the white is dumb tho)

My dog has the same problem with sunny side up eggs. Are you also a dog?

You seem upset?

I dont eat fried eggs on their own. Usually with bread, or something the yolk can run onto, then I eat that.

>take a bite
>shell shatters into pieces and filling falls out

This is the reason I love to serve quail. Even the freaking french consider it a finger food because it's just impossible to maneuver around the tiny bones. Hilarious watching uncomfortable Americans attempt to eat it with a knife and fork in futility.

>inedible things on plate

why

Use a spoon, you dumbfuck.

Excessive? No. This is the type of person who will never learn without being leaned on.

because in fine dining you don't just shovel things into your mouth like so much manure which I can only assume is also being shoveled into your mouth.

Salad, fucking huge ass leaves

that doesn't really answer my question. you've basically just said "that's how things are". why do you need to pick around bones to eat slowly? couldn't you just eat slowly? (if that's what you meant by "shovel things into your mouth")

>like so much manure which I can only assume is also being shoveled into your mouth.

why do you do this. do you think anybody takes anything you say personally? i mean, we're all adults here. i assume. would it hurt your feelings if I made up some things about you? what is the point? it's just rude and irrelevant.

Because if you only eat deboned meat you're missing on small animals like rabbit/quail/sardines/ect ;
and big animals deboned meats are either wasteful either, the scraps get turned into shitty food products.

>I'm a twelve year old faggot who just learned a new word. the posts

It's easy to just stick it all in your mouth with a fork and spit out the bones. Your tongue is just as dexterous as your fingers when it comes to shedding meat from bone.

You all could do with a few lessons from "The Mouth®".

I eat them over medium and eat them in one bite.