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>this much effort to produce something
That is the japanese way

Is it japanese though? Sure looks chinese to me.

because it isn't disgusting.

He is thinly cutting tofu for a soup.
youtu.be/sijUq_Gxyu4?t=56

thats tofu, user, and it has nothing to do with america

what did america do to you to make you so insecure?

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lol what the fuck is this

Why it's Jack of course!

Is this some cooking show parody skit?

Sweet summer child

Hello, newfag.

This guy has a legit mental handicap, right?

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Yeah I guess I'm new to Veeky Forums so what's the story with Jack?

Hello, newfag.

He has a mental disability.

Just go look up Cooking with Jack on Youtube. He makes a lot of pretty gross things.

>those tiny gook fingers
Asiatics are such manlets.

Pretty sure you're fucking with me

Will do

Don't give that disgusting swine views you stupid fucks.

Why not just say Asians?

Also it's a girl.

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>ja/ck/ independently discovers non-Newtonian fluids

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Asians would by default also include pakis and afghans, not just gooks, nips and chinks.

So does Asiatic.

You typically will cover a rising dough like this with plastic wrap to prevent it from drying out on top as it rises. It's good to have a crust when the bread is baked but a crust on raw dough is generally not something you want.

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This seems like a pretty big waste of time.

time is just a human concept

So is cooking.

Well, to be honest I refer to the negro races as negroids.
Perhaps I'm just old fashioned?

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damn..

Nah bro, it was a very good system. The garlic would literally liquefy in the butter.

Is this Jack's wife?

Jesus fucking wept.

That's not much of an excuse. But I'm curious how old you are.

>uses jack cheese

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>Cheese is disgusting.
>Why do Americans eat it everyday?
Found the brown feller.

Fuck off faggot. No one wants to see this shit for the fucking thousandth time.

Calm down, Jacko

yes, unintentionally though

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I fucking despise Jack and his awful cooking, but id rather eat the one on the left. The one on the right looks dry af desu senpai

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>desu senpai
Faggot.

They look a tidbit dry, but otherwise delicious.

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fired immediately?

Our god is a vengeful God

Just look at all the webms. He's the worst cook on youtube, yet he has like 200k subscribers

it was "prison" not like they had anything better to do

People think women can cook

You know it's summer when people complain about old memes

>undercooks almost everything
>makes some of the most disgusting recipes imaginable
>has poor motor skills and no culinary talent (knife skills, etc)
>never seems to improve despite how many things he cooks
>does product reviews, never follows instructions, and blames the product
>went on a knockoff 'Shark Tank' type of show to ask for an investment for his BBQ sauce company... broke down crying after being accused of just shilling his YouTube channel
>has bragged about strangling his son
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>still gets a bunch of views and money from YouTube

You know it's summer when you literal 11-year olds still think Jack is funny.

She should no be allowed to use knives or be in the kitchen.

Yeah wow I watched some of his recent videos and I couldn't figure out why people would watch him for actual cooking advice. I'm curious about all this lore but I might just walk away from it now...

some of us post Jack videos because we can learn from his simple approach and enjoy his simple white dishes.
Look the guy has hundreds of videos and there are webMs lampooning him for about six of them, that's either a giant vote of confidence or these guys just don't go deep into the Jack hole.
but yeah naw, Jack is juvenile unlike steve brule. well put

Anybody want to post some webms of nice things?

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wtf is the point of that?

enough

So that's tofu... are you a moran?

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Damn it, that is so satisfying to watch.

Anyone got the webm of her trying to cut open a coconut?

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is there any more like this?

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that rubbery bacon...

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>Jack has a kid
how the fuck does this guy have a wife

Holy shit that other chick holding the can while she's doing this

The world is a mysterious place, user.

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I have a few more

>Unoriginal post with unoriginal reply #37849

These webm threads are shit now.

those bear claw things are so stupid

post some OC then faggot

jesus christ. i remember my mom would just place the coconut in a few plastic bags and let me slam it against the concrete driveway as a kid.

and he's tearing apart an undercooked "bbq" pork loin. i can't imagine the amount of bacteria present in that guy's section of the universe.

Posting the same shit in every thread is not a good substitute for my lack of content. It's shitting up the board.

that was very poorly applied, what a shithead