Anyone got any good buffet or Golden Corral stories?

While I was eating at the most reputable Chinese buffet in one city a few years ago I saw a kid, maybe 9 or 10 years old, take his half eaten plate of food back and dump it back on the buffet and then proceeded to get other things to try.

His parents ought to be horse whipped for letting himi do that. And the restaurant.

I never ate there again.

>go to cicis for my 9th birthday
>fat mexican kids i dont know keep trying to eat my ninja turtles cake
>theyre grabbing pizza and salad with their grubby hands
>one of them starts opening my presents
>dad yells at their fat ass dad to keep his dirty kids away from us
>one of them pukes all over his table and the family just sits there and keeps eating
>dad goes ballistic, starts screaming at retard mexican manager who refuses to clean it up
>got really far in area 51

Last time I was at GC I saw a bunch of little negro kids sticking their hands and faces in the chocolate fountain. As disgusting as it was, I couldn't stop laughing at how insane and absurd it was that this was happening.

Oh shit, Area 51 and Target Terror were always filthy in the shitty arcade section of the pizza place in my home town. I probably caught salmonella from them more than once.

>>You know it's good because it's where all the Mexican construction workers eat

kek

Posted this a while ago but here it is

>2 years ago
>visiting mother in Houston with brother
>mother insist on going to Golden Corral for some reason
>brother and I object but agree to go anyway
>lives up to it's association with trashy people immediately
>some fat fuck is eating pizza as he walks along the buffet line, shoveling food onto his plate
>a kid proceeds to dump a full plate onto the chocolate wonder-fall reservoir
>mfw paid $12 for such shit food

Bretty much how I expected it to go.

I feel like its Golden Corral's PR agents that are always making these threads.

They are, I can honestly say that. There's no such thing as bad publicity, and the amount of fast food threads here along with the "here's my shitty microwaved meal" threads show the cretins that are on this board.

You think marketing companies want attention from Veeky Forums? Proof of this site's delusional self-importance.

>Hey Jimmy! I just had a brilliant idea!
>What is it Bob?
>Let's market Golden Coral to a bunch of Internet malcontents on a Japanese pedophile board!
>Brilliant! You're gonna be running this joint by next quarter Bob!

Shut the fuck up, you stupid faggot. You're so fucking stupid if you think that companies don't want everyone that can give them money.

That happened to us years ago except it was at Bahama Breeze. I'm pretty sure they're not allowed to do that.

Alphonse? Has your faggotry spread to this board too?

>capcha: cars

Option #1: Morons shitpost fast food threads out of boredom. Nah, can't be that, then I'd be even more of a loser for hanging out here.

Option #2: Marketing experts specifically want attention from a site known for idiots, racists, pedophiles, trolls, and people too autistic to go outside, that routinely rig online contests and raid other sites with spam and pornography. Yep, must be that, because that makes me edgy and cool for being in on it!

If there's money to be made then there are ads to be shown. I promise you that Veeky Forums is not an exception to ads. I promise you.

I found tumblr!

Mark my words Bob will be running Golden Coral marketing by the end of the next fiscal quarter!

A guy at a Golden Corral near my got shot and killed at the front door in front of his wife and 5 kids

I have one from a while back.

There was this Chinese restaurant called tops Buffet. It was actually the first place I had ever eating Chinese food at and it was delicious the atmosphere was wonderful and I would go there every chance I got, which as a kid it was usually on my birthday. So we started frequenting the place more but over the course of the next 10 years it had slowly gone downhill. At first we didn't mind the quality slipped up a little bit the place was a little dirtier than normal but nothing out of the ordinary that would make me too disgusted to go back. But I'll tell you about the very last time we went there.

It had been a while since we had been there because the last time really wasn't too good either but we decided to check it out one more time to see if maybe it got any better and boy were we wrong. I went to the bathroom first to take care of business and wash up. The first thing I noticed aside from it being Pretty Dirty, was urinal cakes hanging screws on the wall as air fresheners. I knew I had smelled that scent somewhere before. I would have taken a picture but it was before I even had a cell phone because that really took me back. They apparently could not feel the hand soap dispensers on the walls so instead they placed gallon jugs of generic dish soap for you to wash your hands with as the soap dispensers collected dust. The dining experience wasn't anything to be had either, to start the waitstaff would stare at you and swing by to snatch up your plate literally as soon as you put it to the side. It was very uncomfortable always being watched. The food was awful nothing to emphasize from the fact that it was just gross tasting in general. The entire place was dirty food all over the floor that looked like it had been there from the night prior the serving utensils were sticky. As we were on our way out you can see if the kitchen is little bit and we managed to see the ceiling dripping into pots and pans into the kitchen
Cont.

>ect ect
/etc

New ownership?

I guess I had been raining that day and they didn't fix any of their leaky ceiling. It honestly was a little sad for me because the place used to be top-notch and a decent value as well as good memories of being the first Chinese food I have ever eaten. Right before the place was closed down by the Health Inspectors they were caught scraping food from old plates back on to the buffet line. They were caught red-handed by the Health Inspectors themselves. You think you would let a little bit of food go while you're being inspected the place vacant for about 5 years and now some Indians opened a restaurant there and has undergone new management probably three times by now

Also, did literal Chinese people own and staff the place? They're known for their unsanitary practices.

Why all the Golden Corral hate? Golden Corral is honestly better than a fucking movie.

I have a friend named Bruce. Bruce looks to be some kind of honest-to-God pirate at first
glance, and I mean Captain Jack Sparrow's crew pirate, and the ornery, mean old fucking pirate
you'd never, ever want to mess with because he'd bite your God-damned nose off and eat it. He's
also wildly into K-pop, choreographs his own dance routines to it, and in the last year or two
has started just basically eating like a Korean, which apparently means shitloads of vegetables
and cabbage. Anyway, Bruce goes to Golden Corral like 2x a week, which I thought was kind of strange
due to his new health kick, so finally I asked him about it.

"Dude," he said. "Golden Corral has a shitload of vegetables, and their cabbage is great. But
you're missing the point. You don't go to Golden Corral just for the food. It's fucking dinner theater."

And you know what? He's right. For $12 you can sit and watch some of the most hilarious, downright
hellishly gluttonous behavior you will see outside the Plane of Fat in the Demonic Abyss. I went with
him one time and laughed so hard at some of the shit on display that now I go with him about once a
month, get a big plate of steak and another big plate of salad, stake out a spot where you can see
most of the buffets (and oh for fucking sure the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL) and just observe the kind of
unbelievably self-indulgent (and self-destructive) shit that would make a European or Southeast Asian's
person head explode off their shoulders in horror and make someone with a "sick sad world" sense of
humor laugh their ass off.

Someone, say, like me.

Yeah it was the Chinese. With any Chinese restaurant it's always hit-or-miss anyways. But it was just strange that it started as the best in town and just drop down to the very worst.

For example, the very first time I went with Bruce I was witness to "the recon." This is a real thing,
and what I am about to describe is not an isolated incident, no sirree. Humongously fat people will
literally go scout the buffet. Now, I think we all do this to some extent at a buffet, in the "Hmm,
what do they have to eat here?" glance-while-walking-to-the-table sense, but this is done with military
precision, people. I've watched with my own eyes three people, all of whom were 300 lbs+, meet briefly
and talk, then split up and go to the buffets, carefully eyeballing each selection, lips moving, fingers
pointing, as if cataloging the unearthly delights that await them, then fucking meeting back up in the
same place to discuss what they saw and plan an attack. I'm serious. They were like 10 feet away.

"Guys it looks like the fried chicken tonight is coming out pretty fast, pretty sure that stuff's going
to be good, but the rotisserie is just kind of hanging out. Pulled pork was kind of crusty but I think
if we dug down a bit there's good stuff there. There was a bit of a crust on the edge of the brown gravy
and someone dropped some fucking broccoli in it but the white gravy's looking fine. Outside of that, hot
bar A looks good. And of course the bourbon chicken looks good as always."

"Fantastic. Well, the guy cooking the steaks told me they are busting open a new box in about 20 minutes,
so we should probably lay off that until then. I noticed there was a lot of bacon in the green beans right
now so that should probably be one of our first stops. The mac and cheese tonight also looks fucking
delicious, it's got a nice crust unlike that bullshit last week when it was practically yellow water, so we
need to move on that. It looks like they recently changed out the taco stuff, especially the nacho cheese,
it looks brand new, so, take that for what it's worth."

"Well I've got bad news guys, from what I could see it looks like tonight's a no chocolate cake night,
they only have that fucking one that has those fake cherries on top, and we all know how that fucks things up."

>groans all around

Now, your average person will take a plate to the buffet, fill it with food, and go back to their table and
eat. But, you see, that person understands that when they are done eating, if they want more, there will be
more food available at that time. But the multiplater wants to hedge its bets. What if, between that first
and second trip to the buffet, the restaurant suddenly ran completely the fuck out of food? Like, not even
mints by the cash register or gum in the quarter machines? WHAT THEN? Your deliciousness per second
(DPS... sorry) will go down!

It doesn't bear thinking about. Now it's unlikely, gentlemen, but not impossible, so as we are smart
consumers, we're going to guard against the possibility. So let's each go get three complete plates of food
and come back to the table.

Now I'm not talking a meal plate and a salad plate, as I mentioned before I myself do that every time I
go to watch this... whatever the fuck it is, Theater of the Grotesque, I guess. But just imagine for a
moment going up to the buffet and getting a plate loaded down with actual fucking rib-sticking food. 3-4
chicken wings and legs, a big-ass helping of mac and cheese, some mashed potatoes and gravy, green beans,
two corns on the cob, and a yeast roll or two, then taking it back to your table. Time to eat, right?
WRONG. DIPSHIT. WHAT IF THEY RUN OUT OF FOOD WHILE YOU ARE EATING YOU GOD-DAMNED NINNY? WHAT ABOUT YOUR DPS?

So you just set this completely full plate down and go get another one, and again you just completely fill
the fuck out of it with food. A couple of steaks, a pile of pulled pork, a rice mountain topped with sugary
chicken (MOUNT BOURBON), and a couple of smoked sausages with nacho cheese on them, then you take that
back to your table.

You now have enough food at your table, JUST ON YOUR PLATES, to feed an entire platoon of ten year-olds who
have been playing all day. Time to sit down and pig the fuck out. WRONG. DIPSHIT. WHAT IF THEY RUN OUT OF
FOOD NOW? YOU'VE ONLY GOT LITERALLY TEN OR FIFTEEN THOUSAND CALORIES ON YOUR PLATE, YOU'RE PRACTICALLY
GOING TO STARVE TO DEATH. IF YOU DON'T KEEP YOUR DPS UP WE'LL HAVE TO KICK YOU OUT OF THE GUILD DUDE.

So again you set your second completely full plate down and go back AGAIN. I dunno what the fuck you get this
time, since you already have basically everything they serve, but on one multiplate I watched a dude walk(?)
to the salad bar and create the following salad:

1 giant ladle of blue cheese dressing directly onto the plate
Multiple giant scoops of shredded cheese on top of this
Multiple giant scoops of those weird ham cube-bits on top of this
Multiple giant scoops of bacon bits on top of this
Multiple giant scoops of boiled egg crumbles on top of this
An enormous pile of croutons
A giant scoop of mushrooms (I think this "made it healthy" because mushrooms are like a fish or something and
fish is negative calorie superfood?)
2 giant ladles of blue cheese dressing on top

Just think about that for a fucking minute. OK, frankly, it sounds pretty delicious, but holy shit how horrid
does something like that have to be for you? Imagine trying to shit that out a few hours down the line. But
now you have your third plate, and so now you can at least quiet the yammering fear that you won't get to eat
everything in the entire God-damned place before it closes down for the night, and at last you can finally
start to eat.

I usually start with a salad. These guys are taking this buffet thing super serious.

Again, this is not fantasy. I've watched this multiple times. I've seen a woman so fat she had to use a walker
to move sit by herself at a 4-person table and completely cover the surface of it with plates of food before
she started eating, and she cleaned every last one of them. It has the same uneasy, somehow alien fascination
of seeing a car wreck, or a really fucked-up porn where the chick is wearing spider prosthetics and hissing all
the fucking time. You're like, am I really supposed to be entertained by this? I kind of feel bad, and sort of
weird, but... I mean, just fucking look at it. It's brutal, unchained nihilism unfettered from any concept of
moderation or shame or self-preservation and frankly it's kind of fascinating watching someone deliberately say
"Fuck any sort of a comfortable life, WHERE IS THE THOUSAND ISLAND CONTAINER?"

So what I'm trying to say is, Golden Corral really is cheap dinner theater, and believe it or not you can
actually eat there without consuming ten thousand+ calories if you just eat a steak strip or two and some salad
or potatoes or something.

Oh, and did I mention the Chocolate Wonderfall? Well, frankly, if you dare to use that fucking thing I salute you,
because it wouldn't surprise me to find a live octopus in it. This is already too long for a dumb post about
obsessive fatties at Golden Corral, but if I get a chance later I might type up some of the shit I've seen
people do with that thing.

OK, so, as promised, the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL.

That's right, a non-stop flowing river of chocolate decadence.

I have no idea how it's legal to have this thing. At first glance it's like, "Yeah, that's kind of cool, looks tasty,"
but then on further reflection you begin to think of terms like "vector" and "transmission" and "patient zero" and
start to reconsider. They don't let restaurants serve food "family style" (big bowls and serving spoons in a common
dish on the table) and this seems like family style on steroids. I dunno.

Bruce told me about the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL one night on the way to GC. "Dude, they have like this chocolate river
thing now, you'll see."

"Is it good?"

"No, dude. No. Just watch."

Now, they have a person who stands in the dessert section who is supposed to, I guess, guard the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL?
But they are not always there, and occasionally disappear into the back of the restaurant to do whatever it is that
is done back there. This is as effective as any guard who is randomly gone. But in case user 'goldencorral' is in
this thread, I will say that every gross/unsanitary thing I've seen regarding the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL has taken
place when this person, who I will call Deputy Sweeto, was gone.

I must come to buffets when everyone is civilized since I never see any dumb shit.

The way people are actually supposed to engage with the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL: take a piece of something that would
be good with chocolate, stick it on a skewer, stick it under the chocolate, you are done. Put it on a plate so it
doesn't drop all over the place, go back to your seat, eat, enjoy, go home. Fifty return trips to the CHOCOLATE
WONDERFALL optional, but necessary.

So here are some things I've seen people do with the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL. Note that the real threat to the
integrity of the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL is not adults, who although they may do disgusting and unhealthy things to it
(such as using, say, actual fucking fudge as the material to be chocolate-covered) most of them are conscientious
enough to not be unsanitary.

Oh, but unattended children, they Do. Not. Give. A. Fuck. And believe me, at GC there's going to be some unattended
children, because mommy and daddy are trying to get their DPS up people, and paying attention to their precious
living things might result in someone else getting more of the mac and cheese crust covering by delaying their
second multiplate.

Chocolate chicken leg: This is what I saw the first time I went there and just before the only time I contemplated
chocolating something up. Just as I was about to get up, I watched a little kid, probably about 6-7 years old,
walk up to the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL and stick a fried chicken leg in it.

>anyone reading this pasta book.

Now, frankly, this is fucking hilarious. Just really think for a minute about seeing this, the little dude just
staggering over to the chocolate and plunging a fried chicken leg into it. There's no question at this point that
little bits of fried batter are getting knocked off by the power of the WONDERFALL and merging with the chocolate,
and I know there's nothing I'd like better on a strawberry than some soggy, chocolate-infused fried chicken coating.
So already Bruce and I are laughing so fucking hard we're practically injuring ourselves, but this gets better.
After thoroughly chocolating this chicken leg, the kid yanks it out from under the WONDERFALL, makes no attempt
to put a plate under it or anything, and turns and walks away from the thing, trailing the chicken leg at his side
like a caveman's club.

Well, it is dripping chocolate. Not a lot, but some, and no one is paying attention to it, so people are walking
through this liquid chocolate and just smearing it all over the place and making a hellish, God-awful mess.
Admittedly, it's just around that dessert section, which is tile, but still. Little dude walks back to his table,
looks at the chicken leg with some consternation, and then just throws it under the table on the floor.

it's a well known tale my dude

I've seen a dude take a plate of bourbon chicken (which, to the uninitiated, is basically chicken bits in a brown
fructose sauce... but okay, it's delicious too), walk over to the CHOCOLATE WONDERFALL, and use a spoon to
completely cover his already-soaked-in-fucking-sugary-solution chicken pieces in milk chocolate. Ol' Deputy Sweeto
was there for this one, but didn't say anything because, well, what the guy was doing wasn't unsanitary or harming
the fountain or anything, it was just, you know, gross beyond belief at the cellular level. As he walked away
Deputy Sweeto caught me staring. We locked eyes across the restaurant, shared a brief look of "What have we seen?
Others have not...", and then went about our normal business, strangers connected by a shared glimpse into the
Maw of Chicken Madness.

Dude took his chocolate bourbon chicken over to the buffet, put a little rice on the side, and went and ate the
whole fucking thing. Frankly I was tempted to go get a chunk or two of bourbon chicken and do the same thing myself
just to see what the fuck that could possibly taste like and why someone would eat a plate of it, but then I
realized that I will at some point want to look at myself in the mirror and feel proud of my life as a human being
and so I didn't.

I don't know... kinda long. Probably eat a popsicle instead senpai

CHOCOLATE WONDERSPRAY: Occasionally you will get someone who is not satisfied with a single layer of chocolate on
their treat, and they will stand for a moment and let the chocolate on their tastybit harden a smidge and put some
more chocolate on it. OK so by occasionally I mean "almost everyone does this." I don't consider this horrid
gluttony unless you're up there for fucking five minutes and walk away with a chocolate baseball on a stick
(but yes, I've seen people stand up there and do that for literally five minutes before, I think they are mainly
just trying to drip as much chocolate as possible onto the plate they hold beneath it, "Whoops, now I guess I
have to eat all this too, mustn't waste!"). But this little girl takes the cake for that shit. If standing there
and maybe gently blowing on your chocolate-covered tastybit allows more chocolate, then you know what would be better?

Blow on it like you're Superman putting out the fucking Towering Inferno, that's what!

The little girl dunks her krispie, pulls it out, and proceeds to blow on it like Superman put- you get it. Well,
this results in little chocolate drops being blown all over the fucking place. The sheer violence of the blowing is
also denuding her little treat of chocolate, so she sticks it in again and does the same thing, with the same results.
So again. And again. At this point the area near her is beginning to resemble something that has seen the touch of
several shotgun shells full of chocolate birdshot. At last her mother saw what she was doing and came and got her, and
then, in an unusual and heartening twist, called for Deputy Sweeto and tried to help clean up. Your average mom at GC
would have grabbed her child, looked around anxiously, and then slunk away. So high five, moral and responsible mom!

did not read

I don't feel like posting the rest but you can find it here

pjwnex.us/media/text/Golden_Corral.txt

well you should it is funny and related to the thread, you're just a shitposter who is too lazy to invest 10 minutes in an amusing tale and would rather take a poop on actual contributors

is shitposting the same as trolling?

sorry its my first day

Not what I would call a restaurant but when I was about nine I went to Incredible Pizza for a party. Some Jamaican worker approaches me and gives me a cup full of quarters, about 10 buckaroos worth. He tried telling me something but it was too loud so I just nodded my head, he left after that. He was probably a pedophile or something.

> interviewing for new job at the hospital as a surgical tech
>get job
>"hey how about some lunch"
>sure why not
>we pull into golden corrals parking lot
>"you're not some kinda vegan or some fuckin shit are you my man?"
>Nah let's party
>I get one plate of food, this fucker gets four. Then one plate dedicated to fries that he dunks in the grease and juices of his other poor choices
>"here man try this" he takes a tortilla,stuff's it with meat and fries and shreds some buffalo chicken bites using his forks and throws that on top. Then he puts chili on it

I'll be fucked if it wasn't the best thing I've ever had for 11$. That one sandwich thing was heavenly and made me shit rocks

>your not some fucking vegan are you my man?

sounds like a bro.

>Junior in Highschool
>was playing on the football team during the fall
>Had to drive to a city literally 200+ miles away to play a game with this other team
>About 50 kids, 4 coaches, load up into a charter bus on a friday, missing half of the school day (sweet)
>we get our ass kicked, something like 45-7 game
>coach takes us to golden coral before driving us home the same night
>it's like 9pm, the varsity team is goofing off, chasing each other around in the restaurant
>the food is so bad, me and my friends are only eating tendies, fish sticks, fried foods
>the head coach is fucking LIVID because of how shitty the varsity team played
>drive home on the way back, my friend gives me some NyQuil gel tabs and black the fuck out
>monday practice was fucking long and terrible

half way through. Breddy funny so far if it's true.

Dub/trip/dubs don't lie. Make no mistake, dude was serious bro tier.

Also sounds black.

>went to Golden Corral
>everything was better than expected

I think the quality of a Golden Corral depends heavily on the ethnicity of the staff and the clientele, with hispanic being the best and blacks being absolute worst.

Pic related. From my last trip to Golden Corral. Actually not that bad

>go to chinese buffet with 3 friends
>we all get a big plate of food and sit down
>one friend sets plate down and heads back to buffet
>maybeheforgothotmustard.png
>he comes back with two more full plates
>to our astonishment he sets these two plates down and heads back to buffet AGAIN
>thiscan'tbehappening.jpeg
>he returns with two more full plates
>he now has 5 full plates of food crowding the table
>his first 3 plates are now cold
>the rest of us are nearly done eating
>he eats maybe half of it

I am still baffled to this day. It was like he had never been to a buffet before. He did come from a poor family and maybe he just instinctually hoarded all the food he could so in fear it would be taken away from him?

Pic not related. Anybody else enjoy making weird plates at the buffet with foods that don't go together?

Lucky you. I tried the sushi at the local one and couldn't take a solid dump for a week.

I have to admit, I had a hearty kek. Thanks m8

>be 17
>meet relatives at local chinese buffet
>go to stir fry area & make plate of food
>last step before they cook it is to add sauce
>watch woman in front of me sip every sauce from the ladle in each sauce.
>drop my food in the garbage & leave

>Many years ago go to Disney World with family
>At a pizza place at some point during the vacation
>Other seemingly normal family walks in after us with a stern looking father, mother, and some little girls
>they sit at a booth near us
>I wasn't paying much attention, but I think one of the girls was bothering the father or just being generally annoying
>They order, and the waiter comes with their pizza
>Sometime later, suddenly I see a fucking pizza fly across the floor and into a table near ours
>the father threw it apparently, he looked pissed, but never said anything
>the family gets up and leaves without paying
>The staff can be seen calling security

Idk what the fuck happened but we later saw the same family somewhere else in the park

Get back to

If only you knew how many legitimate shills are tasked to come to this site.

Ignorance is bliss.

He's right faggot. Get the fuck over it

holy shit go upvote a bernie thread on tumbleddit you fucking coalburning faggot

>Wah wah someone said something critical of non-white people!
>/pol/ boogeyman /pol/ boogeyman

Holy shit fuck off back to your safe space you spineless faggot.

>/pol/ boogeyman
Lol, no one is afraid of you, you dense, delusional idiot. /pol/ posters are only capable of edgy shitposting. kill yourself or go back to your containment board

>Hispanic being the best
>/pol/

Go back to lereddit

so what 99% white community do you live in?

Dear God, I hope you're trolling

*warning contains literal homosexual content*

>about 2-3 months or so ago, get told by a friend that a guy who runs in our social group apparently has a huge crush on me
>he's a 6'6, black, "professional" drag queen and probably weighs 210ish, known for starting shit and running his mouth
>Is banned from several gay clubs in the area, general drama queen, likes to drink and get into slap matches, self described "fierce bitch"

There was a video of him on worldstar for a while, but I can't find it atm.

>texts me one night, I ignore. Texts again, I ignore. The next weekend, me and a friend "run into him" at a bar and he basically corners me for a date
>agree, just to avoid stupid faggot drama
>set date and he picks me up the following Friday
>"So, uh...where are we going?"
>end up at this chinese buffet that apparently is his favorite place in town
>thisisgoingworsethanexpected.jpg
>Food is chinese buffet tier, fried, edible, clean enough, conversation isn't horrible, I expected it to go worse
>then the crazy black homosexual comes out (i.e. the worst of all worlds)
>they're out of crab wontons and D'Lester (his actual name) flips the fuck out
>screaming, cursing, making a scene, keeps calling the busboy "lyin' chink!"
>throws a plate of food on the ground
>calls the manager and or owner "fucking racist bitch" and goes on essentially a BLM rant
>cops get called, we're asked to leave, I'm mortified
>"Fuck yeah, we showed those bitches, we didn't even have to pay haha"
>He intentionally did that so we might not have to pay
>Wants to fug, but that doesn't happen
>he texts me the next day and says he had a great time and can't wait to see me again ;)

Fucking christ being a queer in a mid-sized city is hell.

how does it feel to be human garbage?

i'd have trouble eating from a chocolate fountain if i just cleaned it and put it together at home. i can only imagine how much dust and shit it gets from the regular shit floating around.

you know kids are gonna have their nasty arms all in it. fuckin hell, it's nothing but a bacteria fountain, especially heated to keep the chocolate flowing. fuckfuckfuck.

KEK

>actual contributors

You're not contributing, you're copy pasting. The link was already posted in the thread before you started shitting up the whole thing.

Just turn him down, faggot.

>going to big college football game
>get to hotel just after noon
>everyone wants to eat
>large chinese buffet just up the street from hotel
>all walk to buffet
>everything actually looks good
>load up
>get near end of line, smell something strong
>super strong, smoky, choking me, hard to breathe
>getting really hard to breathe... ffs, is that my asthma?
>then i see it.. some sort of greasy concoction with chicken and tons of cashews floating
>allergic to cashews, shit was so full of them the fumes set off a reaction
>getting hard to breathe, left my inhaler in the car
>fuck i'm dying
>friends see me, think i'm choking at first
>manage to squeek out allergic reaction
>call wahmbulance
>they get there, hit me with epi shot
>get to hospital
>need another epi shot
>holy shit, never been this bad before - don't carry epi pen
>docs ask me what i ate
>didn't eat, they didn't believe me at first
>buddy had to confirm i only smelled cashews

I was at a certain locally-renowned steakhouse in albany, ny that has a very well-stocked salad bar, so good you pretty much have to try it (plus it comes with the meal). It's even set up in a way that you can't sneeze on the food, which is reassuring. the steaks here are really good, I know they train their servers well. I have a peanut allergy and they always ask me what other legumes/beans I'm allergic to when I tell them. just the fact the servers know a peanut is a bean, not a nut, makes me confident in the place. they also have an open kitchen, so that also helps.

anyways, I was sitting at a table near the salad bar and saw someone lick the dressing spoon, realize immediately they fucked up probably without thinking about what they were doing, then put it back in the dressing and try to hold back a smile as they walked back to their table. nobody noticed and I didn't say a thing because, frankly, I also thought it was funny.

still, it ruined all buffet-style food for me, though I will continue to eat the regular food at the place.

Last time I went to Golden Corral was back when I was like 11 or 12. But I'll never forget about this one time I went and there was this absurdly obese guy waddling around with his fat hanging down to somewhere around his knees. His shirt didn't cover it, even while he was standing up. And it's not like his shirt was absurdly small on him. Anyways, this guy was waddling around with his oxygen tank in hand, his plate in the other, kind of just pacing back and forth around the food while putting the plate up to his mouth and eating out of it like an animal. He wasn't using utensils, or even his hands. He was just taking the damn plate up to his face. It's as if he was guarding the food or something. The fucker just wouldn't sit down. He did that for a good 10-15 minutes until he finally sat down with the rest of his obese family. It was so strange and depressing. I felt so ashamed to be in that place. Even at my young age. Even my dad noped the fuck out of that place after witnessing that. And my dad is a pretty heavy eater. We never went back. Haha

What would happen if you ate cashews?

SAME FAGGOT

It would cure his allergy, the trick is getting close enough to the cashew quick for it not to kill you.

i guess i'd probably die. when i first realized i had an allergy was after eating some. tongue kind of swelled up but nothing worse. went to er, got a benadryl shot and that was enough to clear it up. that was about 4 years before the buffet incident, and didn't think my allergy was very bad. just enough to be a bit scary.

>$12 all you can eat

How do those places make money?

I believe you. I know it's not the greatest place, but I like to go to Popeyes and never had a bad experience when Hispanics worked there.

Spoke Spanish so my grandmother could order in ease, fast service, and very kind. But once they left (they were mostly college students) and the blacks moved on, the food quality went to shit.

It would be extremely painful

Cutting corners on food quality

>lel memes
Just fuckig end yourself.

The one somewhat near me raised their price all the way to 5.55. I still don't eat there because I'm a light eater and buffets are bad value for me. And I know they have to be getting shady product and reusing food.

But you do right? Shut the fuck up, you faggot nigger bitch. Go suck gook Moot's cock.

hehehhe cuck faggot kill yourself nigger all the same insults forever and ever and ever must never use a different insults nothing original please please please nothing original no change must stay the same please please please stay the same never change!!!

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You're a salty guy

If I don't add salt will I die?

Your prose is horrible and self-congragulatory

I used to work for a company in social media/digital media for a videogame company. Not huge, but recognizable. (Not going to say which.)

I convinced the CEO that it was valuable for me to continuously post about us on here and called it "a true nerd's reddit" and I used to have to send him screenshots of threads of people talking about us, good or bad.

Believe it or don't if you want to, but this kind of shit happens.