ITT: NUTS

ITT: nuts. What are you snacking on and what are your faves?

Friendly reminder - you're a fag if you don't agree with pic.

Keep in mind we're talking raw here. None of that covered-in-caramel or so-salty-you-need-a-bucket-of-soda-to-wash-that-down shit.

>cashews are popular therefore they suck

go eat a bag of dicks you cashew hating bitch,
why fucking rate nuts? they're all delicious on their own.
fuck you!

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BOYCOTT CASHEWS

they suck because they are cloying and have the texture of rubber.

>peanuts
>in a nut thread

kys faggot

what the fuck?
do you eat nuts from the cement floor of a rundown gasoline station?

almonds are not nuts either, idiot

CASHEWS 4 LIFE

almond master race reporting in, no other nut needs to aply

says the nuts that are bland and unexciting. Go back at being milk, faggot.

I have a fetish for salted pistachios at the moment. I just spent about $30 on 3 bags of them, but they will last 3 months easily with 3 people in this house

Also bought some unsalted, unroasted hazelnuts about 6 months ago and they were boring as fuck so I roasted them in the oven then coated them in milk chocolate. They taste boss now.

There are some walnuts in shells laying around somewhere but I don't get the urge to eat them very often.

I try to eat nuts as part of a well balanced diet and no I'm not a fatass

Holy shit I forgot about pistachios. God tier definitely, if salted.

Eh tier if raw.


All the tiers would look differently if I considered salted/roasted/chocolate-covered etc.

Caramel covered almonds are god food.

>> Cashews
>> nuts

pick one idiots

What? Cashews are supposed to almost melt in your mouth

I purchased a bag of peanuts the other day and they taste really weird.
Much more 'planty' than peanutty.

What's the deal, yo?

Is this your first time eating peanuts? Or did you have them before and this particular batch tastes off?

Might be mould.

This batch tastes off. I might have to buy some more to check, I'm fairly sure they don't taste like peanuts though.

are you fucking kidding me you piece of shit faggot OP?

cashews are god damn god tier you motherfucker and you fucking know it. walnuts and pecans are fucking shit tier piss shit dog turds.

shit taste nigga

Might be mould. Just buy another bag. Peanuts are cheap as hell.

I have never had a cashew that I'd describe as almost melting in my mouth.

Might not be roasted

It took me a while to admit to myself that almonds taste like ass without chocolate covering them

>niggertoes at the top
Shit taste you fucker.

>liking brazil nuts over any other nut

ure nuts. there, i fixed it for ya.

Neither are cashews.

I eat whole nutmeg

This is closer to professional consensus.

They are called N-word toes now you out of touch racist.

Where the fuck are the brazil nuts you cocksucking fuckmongler

Correct, cashews are still in shit tier

Wrong. Every nut apart from pecans are god tier. Pecans are okay tier.

That sounds extremely horrible. A whole nutmeg seed in one sitting? Are you able to walk well the next day?

to get high?

OP please

God tier
>CASHEWS
>pecans

Okay tier
>walnuts
>macadamia
>almonds

Okay tier
>peanuts if sweetened

Shit tier
>pistachios

Im biased against Brazil nuts because Im allergic to them. Thank god they are expensive and uncommon.

>texture of rubber

They taste like rubber too, but that's what I love about them.

>no pistachios in god tier

Instantly disregarded, OP's a tasteless faggot.

>peanuts anywhere above eh tier
>cashews being a nut (and on shit tier regardless)

Rest seems fine

Is cloying the hot new meem this summer?

Fresh off his stint producing X-men: Apocalypse, user fagtronic X is back with a list which, in his signature autistic style, is deliberately shit.

>hazelnuts over GOAT walnut and pecan.

Kill yourself. I know a lot of people throw that around carelessly but seriously end your life you waste of space human being thing.

Where can I buy a shit load of almonds for cheap?

fucking Brazil nuts at the top?!?
jesus man

>peanuts being a nut

It tastes like the most peppery mint plus spraying mace on your gums and burning them while gargling cinnamon mouthwash.

I eat 3-4 whole nuts.

Northern California roadside co-op mrkets

what are the top ones?

>CASHEWS
I like all nuts but them. Taste like garbage.

>not wanting a mouthful of cloying nuts

deez
GOT EM

your picture is 25% and 75% "stuff" (that aren't nuts)

my man.

macadamia and brazilian

Deal with it.

peanuts are not nuts you faggots.

seems about right

ITT: man liking NUTS

fags

Let's just say there is no such thing as nuts. It is a social construct.

I'm surprised people like walnuts as much as they do. They dry your whole mouth out with a shit texture to boot

I'm not much of a fan of eating cashews on their own, but by soaking/blending them you can make a pretty nice cheesecake if you're not the sort that always has cream cheese in the fridge.

I agree with the God tier. Love both of those, but I'd put almonds in Eh and pecans and walnuts in okay. Cashews a shit.

>oh look it's this thread again jpeg.

Much better

Where the fuck are the pistachios?