Ok im trying to lose weight. Every night I drink a 40oz of steel reserve which is 8.1% alcohol...

40 oz x 8.1% = 3.24 oz of alcohol
24 oz x 5.9% = 1.42 oz of alcohol
so that is a total of 4.66 oz of alcohol in the beer
if you drink 80 proof vodka (40% alcohol), you'd need to drink 11.65 oz to get to 4.66 oz of alcohol
HOWEVER, with the beer, you're obviously getting a lot more water while you drink, which counters some of the effects of the alcohol, so you'd probably end up more drunk/dehydrated if you drank the 11.65oz of vodka without drinking a lot of water at the same time.

I've seen plenty of people do 18 in a row on their 18th birthdays. And sure they got pretty fucking drunk but they didn't black out. I've never heard of people blacking out from 6-7 shots, even when they were right after each other.

i can't believe when i did my calculations earlier i forgot that vodka isn't pure alcohol. what a dingus

beer gets you more drunk the liquor because of the carbination

why would carbonation get you more drunk?

Moderation is key friend. Moralfags and Veeky Forumsizens will tel you to cut it out entirely, but what you should do is reduce your drinking to 2-3 nights a week, and down to no more than 3 beers worth of alcohol a sitting. Then up your exercise and eat better. This way you both stay in good health and enjoy your lifestyle.

Alcohol concentration and carbonation of drinks: the effect on blood alcohol levels.
Roberts C1, Robinson SP.
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Alcohol absorption and elimination vary considerably amongst individuals, and are subject to influences from a variety of factors. The effects of alcohol concentration and beverage mixer type on the rate of alcohol absorption, in a controlled environment was studied. 21 subjects (12 male, 9 female) consumed a solution containing alcohol, on three separate occasions. The three solutions were, A: Neat vodka (37.5 vol%), B: Vodka mixed with still water (18.75 vol%), C: Vodka mixed with carbonated water (18.75 vol%). The volume of alcohol each subject consumed was determined by Widmark's equation. The alcohol was drunk in a 5 min period following an overnight fast and breath alcohol concentrations were measured over a 4h period using a breathalyser. 20/21 subjects absorbed the dilute alcohol at a faster rate than the concentrated alcohol. The difference between the absorption rates was found to be significant (p

Interesting.

beer gut is from hormones in beer not just because it has more calories

Christ its you again. You have the worst fucking taste in beer ever. And you could save money, consume less calories, and not have to drink a damn shit tier beer like MB if you just bought cheap vodka.

Do you have no shame sir? Who willingly admits to drinking this garbage?